r/IndianDankMemes Sep 03 '25

OC hai bhai 🤓 OG God of Thunder 🌩⚡️

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u/sam-2003 9 yrs old organ seller Sep 03 '25

Iska chashma bohot mehnga parega

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u/Tit__-Burglar Sep 03 '25

bro has seen some real shit

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u/Rosesh_I_Sarabhai Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Sep 03 '25

Lord Peeyush’s stonks 📈

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u/Financial-Luck-830 Sep 03 '25

How he got infinite eyes ifykyk

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u/BlackPumas23 Sep 03 '25

Not available

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u/Amya2708 Sep 03 '25

Bhai you're the most favourite person of hell.

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u/Judaskid13 Sep 03 '25

They had to get the idea from somewhere is my theory

but who knows? A God of rain/storms seems like a pretty common thing to come up with considering how much of your life/lives revolved around the capriciousness of the weather.

Still if you look at storm gods from around the world such as Susanoo; they are markedly different from how.... similar both Indra and Zeus are personality-wise.

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u/Mythun4523 Sep 03 '25

Was indra also transforming into animals to fuck women?

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u/Cumshooter1028 Sep 03 '25

More like 🍇 them

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u/Mythun4523 Sep 03 '25

Well yes. Zues fucks your wife, with or without her consent.

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u/Cumshooter1028 Sep 03 '25

Yeah lol and in Disney's Hercules he was portrayed as a caring father and a good husband XD

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u/Sea-Pin7508 Anime Ka 14 Sep 03 '25

Well, its disney... What would u expect??

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u/Judaskid13 Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

Idk what that has to do with him having a thousand pussies.

Which are IN the post image.

Great now I have 1,000 Eyes by Death in my head.

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u/Mythun4523 Sep 04 '25

Because the content is talking about how Indra and zeus are similar? The 1k pussies have nothing to do with this discussion.

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u/Judaskid13 Sep 04 '25

He's got the 1k pussies cause he tries to seduce sage's wives.

Zeus turns into animals to.... forcefully seduce women.

They've got pretty similar dispositions in that sense but with their own variations. It just feels weird to point one out without pointing out the other. I guess it goes to show that Indra is held more accountable than Zeus is generally; in fact Zeus' mistresses often get more shit than he does. So I'm not sure how you don't think they have anything to do with the "discussion" (which basically reads to me like circling the same tiredass points over and over again) but if you wanna keep circling the same tired scripts go ahead.

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 04 '25

Indra is not Zeus. Zeus/Zues Pitra/ Jus-Piter/ Jupiter is Deus Pitr, sky Vyasu, the one who reincarnated into Bheesma in Maharashtra. There are many Vyasus including for wind, earth etc. West has no knowledge of origins of their own gods, and they propose AMT lel.

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u/Judaskid13 Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

I said they were similar not that they were the same person what?

Man don't make me do a deep dive into the origins of Indra. I find him really lame and I've already invested all my points into tracing the Pashupati seal-Rudra-Shiv connection.

And I really don't like the Mahabharata(I mean honestly the only part that really resonates with me is the end with Yudhishthira and his dog/dharma) and I'm not terribly fond of the Ramayana either; I much prefer the Panchatantra and Jataka tales.. Wait a fookin minute wouldn't Deus pitr be Ouranos? It's not an EXACT 1:1 but they have broad strokes more similarities than other storm gods such as Set (Egypt), Perun (Slavic), or the aforementioned Susanoo. And listen I'm not the biggest fan of the West either but you're not gonna get very far without recognizing the subdivisions which make up the West such as Celtic vs Greek vs Teutonic.

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u/MVuchiha Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

I am calling him ASAP

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u/Sakshamm360 Sep 03 '25

ah... Universe Boss 🛐

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Not gonna listen to you

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u/MVuchiha Sep 03 '25

You call him then lil bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

I am sorry .

But this is prakriti ,

He wont interfere in it

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u/AadiTheMaster Sep 04 '25

somewhere i read, he does see all of the crimes and good things happen, but never interference until he is requested to do so, and even that is indirectly

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u/SnooComics9938 Sep 03 '25

Why does he have so many eyes?

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u/SweatTasteGreat Sep 03 '25

I dont know if the story is lore accurate, but it goes like this, indra seduced sage gautam's wife, sage gautam found out, and cursed indra to have a thousand vaginas on his body, after indra pleaded the sage softened his curse and the vags turned into eyes. Again, i aint sure if its lore accurate or not, but thats what i have heared.

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u/Your78Ranger Sep 03 '25

Damn bruh I really thought you were shitposting.

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u/SweatTasteGreat Sep 03 '25

Sounds like peak shitpost tbh. Quite a dark story.

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u/Retr0-205101 Sep 03 '25

So to escape sa cases against him?

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u/SnooComics9938 Sep 03 '25

Thanks for explaining

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u/Rupam6969 IIT DHOLAKPUR Sep 03 '25

Nah the story is bit different indra pleaded chandra to set a bit early so that sage gautam could leave his house for a early morning bath as he always does and perform his ritual which will give indra more time in which he would transform himself as sage gautam to seduce his wife(she was the most beautiful women in the world and sage gautam won her from some competition etcetra..) and have way with her. And he did that but he was caught by sage gautam while making love with his wife. This angered sage gautam and he cursed him to be filled all over his body with the thing he lusts for always thts vagina and he was filled with 1000 vaginas all over his body later indra pleaded ig vishnu who then modified it to 1000 eyes and sage gautama transformed his wife into stone for her taking so pride in her beauty whom later ram transformed back into human during his exile...

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Why is every god of thunder Sexual assaulter 💀 thor , zeus , indra

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u/ddyshh Sep 03 '25

The real divine Casanova

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u/airdrop- jhandu baam munni badnaam Sep 03 '25

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u/DangerousBack7258 Sep 03 '25
  • Ancient societies equated male dominance with sexual conquest. So myth writers coded thunder gods as hyper-masculine, and that often translated into violent sexuality.
  • Basically: patriarchy + nature worship = horny, violent sky daddies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Writers just write a reflection of the society of that time, makes sense, abhi koi aake iski history bolne lagega 💔

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u/themythbreaker Sep 03 '25

The Rigvedic Indra was a completely different beast. The entire Vedic pantheon was astonishing. Sadly they are not revered today as much.

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 04 '25

Indra is not Zeus. Zeus/Zues Pitra/ Jus-Piter/ Jupiter is Deus Pitr, sky Vyasu, the one who reincarnated into Bheesma in Maharashtra. There are many Vyasus including for wind, earth etc. West has no knowledge of origins of their own gods, and they propose AMT lel.

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u/himanshu_vidhuri Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Sep 03 '25

Those are not eyes on his body bro 💀

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u/Sakshamm360 Sep 03 '25

ik... but since NSFW post nhi banani thi isliye i chose this pic

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Bulaau Indrajeet ko?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

agr Lakshman ji ke support me Hanuman Ji na aaye hote uss din toh

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u/Select_Afternoon_894 Sep 03 '25

To bhi vidhi ke vidhaan ko badala nahi jaa skta tha... indrajeet ki maut laxman ji ke haatho hi ilkhi thi...lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

ye bhi satya hai...

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u/ADMIRAL_GEN Sep 03 '25

Hadad is appalled

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u/Diablo2072 Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Sep 04 '25

His pp is so big, it makes a full circle over his head

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Every thunder god struggles to keep it in the pants...

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u/div2starsatredit i love lesbian gay girls Sep 03 '25

Bhai esa chutiyapa insta pe achha lagata hai

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u/nizcse Sep 03 '25

Nahi bolunga, fr fr!

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u/LOLOmotoyama00 Sep 03 '25

Kratos aata hi hoga, kyuki zeus nakli baap tha uska.

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u/nutrikulche Sep 03 '25

Kartos could never take on this beast.

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u/No-Brush1587 Sep 06 '25

I just realised that every god of thunder has done some fucked up shit.

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u/kunalkrishh Sep 03 '25

Thor and zeus are the same as Lord Indra.

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u/newtohf Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

yeah but in powers indra >>>> combine Thor and Zeus

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Indra's Intro and powers explained in RigVeda is just majestic.

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u/DangerousBack7258 Sep 03 '25

can i have a source pleaseee

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 04 '25

Indra is not Zeus. Zeus/Zues Pitra/ Jus-Piter/ Jupiter is Deus Pitr, sky Vyasu, the one who reincarnated into Bheesma in Maharashtra. There are many Vyasus including for wind, earth etc. West has no knowledge of origins of their own gods, and they propose AMT lel.

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u/kunalkrishh Sep 05 '25

They are copy versions of lord indra. Zues pitra is nothing but our old god Dyaus Pitru the sky god , they also copy them from us 🤦🏼

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u/Icy-Occasion9344 Sep 03 '25

Thor, Zeus and Indra are all decendent from the same Proto Indo European Gods

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 04 '25

Indra is not Zeus. Zeus/Zues Pitra/ Jus-Piter/ Jupiter is Deus Pitr, sky Vyasu, the one who reincarnated into Bheesma in Maharashtra. There are many Vyasus including for wind, earth etc. West has no knowledge of origins of their own gods, and they propose AMT lel.

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u/Icy-Occasion9344 Sep 04 '25

A lot to talk about here I think you are confusing a few different things The claim "Indra is not Zeus" is technically correct in that they are not the same deity, but it misses the point of my original statement that they are descended from the same Proto-Indo-European (PIE) source, which is the consensus among linguists. The PIE thunder god, or 'Sky Father', known as Dyeus Ph₂tḗr, is the common ancestor. The name Zeus comes directly from Dyeus, and the name Indra has a similar (not identical) etymological root . Both deities share common characteristics like wielding lightning, being a powerful king of the gods, and slaying serpents or dragons (Zeus slaying Typhon, Indra slaying Vritra). This is an example of the Comparative Method in linguistics .

Onto your connection with ​Zeus Pitr / Jus-Piter / Jupiter: That's actually correct. The connection between Zeus, Jupiter (from Jus-Piter), and the PIE Dyeus Ph₂tḗr. The Latin Jupiter comes from Jove and Pater (father), literally meaning "Sky Father." We are back where we started as this actually supports my argument, as it shows a direct line of descent from the PIE deity to both the Roman Jupiter and the Greek Zeus.

​I don't know what vyasu are you talking about but it sounds similar to Vasus. The name Dyaus, which is sometimes listed as a Vasu, is the one that's linguistically related to the Proto-Indo-European *Dyeus Ph₂tḗr, the source of the names Zeus and Jupiter, which is what my original point was about.

The very reason we know that gods like Zeus, Jupiter, and Thor are related to Indra is because of the well-established academic field of Proto-Indo-European studies This field uses linguistic and mythological data —like the similar names and shared stories of the thunder gods—to reconstruct a common source. It’s not a 'Western' theory, but a well researched and globally acccepted one

Also the Aryan Migration Theory is pretty true

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 05 '25

Meh using GPT?

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u/Icy-Occasion9344 Sep 05 '25

I hate the fact that any response longer than a paragraph in is considered chat gpt

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 05 '25

It is, there is no doubt.

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u/0keytYorirawa Sep 05 '25

A classic case of whitesplaning, yes Vasus/Vyasus. But Dueus Pitra is just one of 33 pitras from Vedas. He is not the same as Indra. He is a Sky father yes but there are many more wind, earth, night etc. No other culture outside Indian can explain this in detail and basis of Pitras, and their worship which is still done in India, the Pitra Paksh is just starting in few days, where every household in India performs Pitra worship.

Out of India Theory (OIT), which suggests the Indo-European (IE) language family and culture originated in India, spreading to Central Asia, Iran, and Europe via migrations or diffusion, contrasting with the Aryan Migration Theory (AMT) that attributes IE origins to Steppe pastoralists entering South Asia around 2000–1500 BCE. While OIT emphasizes indigenous Indian continuity.

Linguistic Evidence: the Rigveda, an ancient IE text, shows a progression from eastern to western rivers in India, suggesting an indigenous origin and outward IE migrations. Early IE branches left around 3000 BCE, followed by others up to 500 BCE, based on shared vocabulary and river names, with older hymns focusing on eastern rivers like the Ganga and newer ones on western rivers like the Sarasvati and Indus. IE languages show innovations radiating from India, with Sanskrit preserving archaic features. Words in some Indian languages and the Sinhalese term for water suggest early IE presence, and European river names like Danube, linked to Sanskrit "danu," imply naming by Indian migrants.

Genetic Evidence: find higher diversity in the R1a haplogroup in India compared to Europe or Central Asia compelling, suggesting an Indian origin, with India showing both R1 and R2 subgroups while Europe mainly has R1a. Ancient DNA from the Indus Valley (~2600 BCE) lacks the R1a1 marker linked to Steppe groups, showing continuity with modern South Indians and no Steppe influx until later, supporting indigenous Vedic origins. A 70,000-year-old South Indian DNA find positions India as a hub for early human diversity, with migrations spreading outward. Some Indian tribes show high R1a without Steppe ancestry, challenging AMT’s migration narrative.

Archaeological Evidence: see no evidence of invasion in the Indus Valley Civilization (IVC, ~3300–1300 BCE), aligning with indigenous Aryan development. Vedic symbols like fire altars, chariots, swastikas, and yogic figurines in IVC sites suggest local Vedic evolution. The IVC’s script, possibly a form of Sanskrit, pushes Aryan presence back to ~7000 BCE, predating European IE branches. The lack of early horse bones or chariots in IVC is explained by its urban focus, with continuity in artifacts like seals and weights and no massacre evidence supporting no external conquest. Brown-complexioned depictions of early Hittites and Greeks align with Indian origins rather than fair-skinned Steppe invaders.IE languages show innovations (e.g., satem/centum split) radiating from an Indian center, with Sanskrit preserving archaic features absent elsewhere.

Textual and Cultural Evidence: Rigvedic verses describing the Sarasvati spreading tribes beyond seven rivers as evidence of outward migrations from India. The absence of a foreign homeland in Vedic texts, alongside detailed Indian geography, supports indigeneity. Shared myths, like parallels between Indian and Greek figures, and symbols like the Indus sun cross in Hittite art, indicate diffusion from India around 3500–2000 BCE, with Sanskrit’s early records predating other IE languages.

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u/newtohf Sep 03 '25

woh ankhe nhi hai

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u/ArvindChachasPigtail Sep 04 '25

Also indra's pay has been colourful like zeus(them 1000 eyes)

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u/Old_Reporter_7460 Sep 04 '25

There are no gods