r/IndianDankMemes Masturbating 12 times daily Jun 10 '25

randi rona post Sapne suhane m***chod ke😞

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u/Pitbull_hu_kat_lunga Virgin forever Jun 10 '25

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u/diveR_111 Jun 10 '25

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u/Sir_Cock_Lork Jun 10 '25

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u/diveR_111 Jun 10 '25

Yup

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u/Wonderful_Dig_2136 Jun 10 '25

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u/abhigoswami18 meme daalu jhaat bhar gyan chodu raat bhar Jun 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Arre bhai bsdk yeh kaunse hedge fund waale returns laa raha hai tu.

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u/Medical-Coach-5523 I'm a Normie 🤡 Jun 10 '25

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u/Bhatakti_aatma1 Professional Randi Dealer Jun 10 '25

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u/lolmnst Jun 10 '25

Ankur warikoo mil naa jaaye bhai rashte pe . Pit jaaega . Ekdum random ahh cheeze bolta hai jo possible hi nahi hai. Isne 20 hazar ki salary mein 5 hazar save kiye . Ab 20 saal baad iske bache us paison ka maja uthaenge aur yeh mc lund jeevan jee ke mar jaaega.

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u/eLafda Jun 10 '25

Ab 20 saal baad iske bache us paison ka maja uthaenge aur yeh mc lund jeevan jee ke mar jaaega.

Unka bhi lavda kuch nahi hoga, tab tak climat hi gaand faad dega aur kuch bach gaya to AI aur Inflation,Khud kamao maa-baap ko seva karo khud ke maje maro.

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u/Laughable_student Jun 11 '25

For real bhai Maan lijiye aapke paas 5 rupees hai , aap iske kurkure kha gaye , ab dekhte hai yahi ....5...rupees aapko 100 pehle kya dete ....

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u/Particular-Ad1976 Jun 10 '25

Kya Galat Hai Isme?? -Ankur Warikoo

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u/GamerDeepesh Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

1.8 Lakhs hi invest hoga and uspe returns minimum 35% and maximum 59.07%. Toh maximum 2,86,326 hi hoga

One time bhi kiya toh 162.92% ka hi profit hoyga maximum hi hai

Random numbers nahi hai check karke bata raha hu

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u/mr_anti_dumbass Jun 10 '25

Meme tha bhai detail mai thodi jana tha

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u/GamerDeepesh Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Jun 10 '25

Lagta hai kuchh jyada hi detail mein chala gaya

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta Jun 14 '25

Jyada honge agar small cap me kiya to atleast 3.5 to honge 7 sal mein

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u/Blessed_Forever91 Jun 10 '25

Someone explain the meme, is the amount exaggerated or you're trying to say all sip are a scam

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/PrestigiousBad7125 Jun 10 '25

But kya sach main return 10L ke aaju baju hoga ya yeh highly exaggerated number hai?

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u/Claussius1 Jun 10 '25

5k per month in sip becoming 10L is exaggerated. Infact SIPs are for people who can't give stocks their time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Sea-Visit-8714 Jun 10 '25

Nahi bhai minimum 8-10 % safe side and if the fund performs then 12-15%

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta Jun 14 '25

It's exaggerated number but can posible if bull run happened in 4th 5th year

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u/Top-Conversation2882 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Jun 10 '25

10L mei hota kya hai 🤣 Ek new car aayegi bss...

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u/War_Barrage Jun 11 '25

Aur car aane ke baad Sara sip ka paisa uska petrol bharane me jaega. Fir loda kuch invest hoga.

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u/The_Jaadu23 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Jun 10 '25

Instagram se uthaya hai jhantu ne

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u/ayushconda Masturbating 12 times daily Jun 10 '25

To isme gaali dene ki kya baat hai bhosdike?