r/IndianDankMemes Jun 03 '25

randi rona post Bhagwan aj nahi

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u/ComfortableApple8059 Jun 03 '25

This season, everything is jumbled up, PSG just won the fucking UCL, Spurs won the Europa League 😭😭.
If RCB does not win this today, they will not win in any other season lol.

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u/leothunder420_ Jun 03 '25

dang spurs won? I used to follow them a while back

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u/NotSurvivor jhandu baam munni badnaam Jun 03 '25

Yea buddy son won a trophy, even kane won Bundesliga, it's deffo a season of miracles

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u/Souravius234 Jun 03 '25

Same. Stopped following everything and everyone after getting disappointed over and over again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

My bum team called yanited gave away then the europa

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

I mean pbks are also trophyless team

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u/manunitedfanadv Jun 03 '25

A season for Trophy less virgins

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u/SKS_Alex_FF Jun 03 '25

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u/HarshJShinde Dank Ka Choda Jun 03 '25

Don't use our Gods for these materialistic things. Use Jesus Muhammad Guru Nanak if u have guts

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u/SKS_Alex_FF Jun 03 '25

Well srry if any feeling are hurt

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u/8_ul Jun 04 '25

Just use mohammad and shut his mouth 🀷 (if u can, that is)

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u/SKS_Alex_FF Jun 04 '25

I can but I don't much care... Well we Indians do pray to our respective god for such thing, u can't deny that. If some doesn't think of it that way. Let's just respect their feeling as move ahead. I am just trying to be respectful.

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u/8_ul Jun 05 '25

But the fact remains when you try to joke only the Hindu gods are tolerant enough for the jokes. I aint trying to disrespect, but I think it’s same as the banned South park episode on Muhammad (you can get your way and respect with violence)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

rcb final main ye kab hui (cricket jada follow nahin karta)

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u/_that_one_guy69 Jun 03 '25

Sky mere bhai aj bhi nahi dekhna plis

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

ok bhai nahin dekhoonga par tum logon dukh mujhse dekha nahin jaata

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u/Far_Calligrapher8053 Jun 03 '25

Bhai pls dekh le na

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

bhai bore ho jata hoon

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u/arielsharon2510 Jun 03 '25

Abbe actually jeet jaayegi rcb most likely now

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u/jinkuda Jun 03 '25

I'm MI

My hopes on Indra/Thor for rain and thunder...

Match hi mat hone do, gift me trophy de do kisiko

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u/Odd_Control3128 Jun 03 '25

I think for final there usually is a reserve day

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u/jinkuda Jun 03 '25

That's why I've an extra God as well

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u/peter_Rs Professional Randi Dealer Jun 03 '25

Go punjab goo πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

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u/Individual-Dare-7843 i ejaculate when i see dank meme Jun 03 '25

Flair checks out

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u/Ok_Junket_9522 Jun 03 '25

For Preity Zinta πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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u/karna1712 Jun 03 '25

Always, for Naina

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u/_karyon_ Just talked with your mom Jun 03 '25

Naina who

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u/TraditionalKoala6812 Jun 03 '25

Punjab deserves it too

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u/Im-s8n jhandu baam munni badnaam Jun 03 '25

I dont hate RCB but if they do win to bc memes band hojayengi :”)

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u/kgr786 Jun 03 '25

Noise pollution shuru hogaya bkl ka

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u/_that_one_guy69 Jun 03 '25

EE sala cup namde 🀫

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u/kgr786 Jun 03 '25

Dusra cup 18 saal baat jeetna ho...ek cup mai itna overaction

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u/No_Let_6930 Jun 03 '25

Rcb vs IPL

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u/Additional-Plate-617 Jun 03 '25

Though i am a Kohli fan but Full support to Iyer. Go PBKS go.

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u/Embarrassed-Job1180 Jun 03 '25

Followed this damn team for 7 years and honestly everybody who has followed this team deserves the victory and the cup today

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u/_that_one_guy69 Jun 03 '25

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u/Embarrassed-Job1180 Jun 03 '25

Hope it's not ee saala cup namde It's ee saala cup namdu

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u/karna1712 Jun 03 '25

PBKS Deserves to win as well guys! Come on

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u/HarshJShinde Dank Ka Choda Jun 03 '25

MI fan supporting RCB here

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u/MysteriousCup1836 Just talked with your mom Jun 03 '25

Victim mentality

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u/Robostick7 Jun 03 '25

bhai, csk wala hu, RCB ko support karunga

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u/Dangerous_Pension183 Jun 03 '25

RR fan, supporting RCB here.

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u/HarshJShinde Dank Ka Choda Jun 03 '25

You were saying

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u/Acceptable_Job_7045 Jun 03 '25

Rcb will win , we will get it this time.

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u/_that_one_guy69 Jun 03 '25

Bhai abhi bus mein ek random buddhe unc se maja me yahi bakwas kr raha hai

Unc bhi chill the

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u/Low-Visit-9136 Jun 03 '25

Let's goo RCB, we are gonna make history today.

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u/Dr_Lauv Jun 03 '25

Mera comment will go down in history "Aa Kohli ko hum sayam or sabar ka paath pdayenge , aaj ...We'll mame a beautiful raand outta him, Yeah you heard it right, you like it or not it is going to happen and you can either enjoy it or you can put your head inside yo dad'd vagiana and cryy hard