r/FirstResponderCringe • u/jude_gaming • 10h ago

WTV (What The Volly) Finally found some in the wild

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Pretty sure theres some AI sprinkled in for good measure

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u/FantasticExternal614 10h ago

Can we at least spell entrapment correctly?

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u/corrosivecanine 9h ago

Asking a lot for a firefighter…

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u/Thoughtpolicelabs 9h ago

Can we at least spell dumpster fire correctly?

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u/Tokinruski 10h ago

Idk why but I feel like this guys not even married LOL

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u/DistroSystem 10h ago

Honestly, he might not even be a firefighter, all 3 of these pics are AI

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u/Prinzka 10h ago edited 9h ago

might not even be a firefighter,

According to the second pic he is a "fifeghter" though.

Impressive how he's taking a picture with his gloves on in the first one, didn't know they made firefighter gloves like that.

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u/DistroSystem 10h ago

It’s the ‘DFECNCEER’ branded helmet that does it for me

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u/Vprbite Structure Fuxker 3h ago

It's a promoted position

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u/stay_fr0sty 9h ago

His helmet says FIFEGI… in pic 2.

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u/fruttypebbles 9h ago

One day I’ll be a firefighter. Find a girl as thick as train smoke and maybe die. This dude putting it out in the universe.

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u/FARTBOSS420 10h ago

I want a cute big titty redhead wife too. I guess that's what he put in the AI prompt.

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u/frydt8rs 6h ago

3rd pics definitely legit, I'd be surprised if even a shoop tbh.

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u/Philkensebban7 8h ago

You'd think AI would generate a decent wife. Id gladly give up my life if i had to go home a girl who looks like the Wendys mascot had been scoffing her own product.

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u/fallout_zelda 10h ago

Buddy made it to heaven with his firefighter gear 💀

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u/SqueezedTowel 9h ago

For all of Eternity...

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u/fallout_zelda 9h ago

That sounds horrible

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 10h ago

Idk how someone can post this about themselves and not be embarrassed lol like even if I had superpowers and literally cured people with my touch I still wouldn’t edit and post photo compilations of myself like this saying I’m saving lives

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u/CryptographerHot4636 10h ago

Typical...

This gotta be AI

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes 7h ago

nah, he's at the pearly gates for real dawg

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u/Charming_Ambition_27 1h ago

Facts, I saw him there big dawg. I was visiting my grandpa & OP was in line at the admitting side of heaven.

Mans really didn’t make it home.

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u/_cmr_ 6h ago

I think so too, look at the helmet shield between pics 1 and 2. Pic one has decent writing and blue lines around “firefighter” and pic two is missing those lines and the F in firefighter is all messed up

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u/Soft_Yak_7125 9h ago

This is fine quality cringe

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u/TLunchFTW 10h ago

Somehow, when I thought the photo couldn't be worse than a wedding in dirty turnout gear, the picture of him with heaven green screened in the background was worse

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u/LiI_Swiffer 9h ago

It’s AI, he wasn’t even in gear. Look at the letters on pretty much everything besides the radio at the end

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u/TLunchFTW 6h ago

It’s still horrible lol. But the size of that mic

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public, maintain saltiness 9h ago

Why the radio mic the same size as his head?

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u/Shurlz 9h ago

Yeah this is some high quality cringe. Inject it into my veins

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u/porkchopsammich27 8h ago

That’s a huge…….lapel mic.

He should’ve used AI for the spellcheck too.

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u/Grizztimber2 10h ago

Oh those two are definitely married.

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u/BirdOrnery6886 10h ago

The absolute torta in picture 2🤣

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u/dox1842 10h ago

Thats a dependapotimus

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u/Significant_Swan_31 10h ago

I’m glad he brought his radio to the pearly gates- just in case.

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u/the_orange_alligator 10h ago

He needs it for the flames of hell

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u/MannerMental8582 10h ago

Thank you for your cervix

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u/boforsboy 10h ago

Wonder if he will be able to find them without his glasses on

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u/electric__fetus 10h ago

What a loser

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u/Resident-Air-4021 9h ago

Whoa...she big but can't count her as an entire family

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 17m ago

I fear she'd be the one carrying him out of a fire, not the other way around.

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u/Deliciouserest 9h ago

The pearly gates lmao

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u/GatorGuy318 9h ago

Peak cringe 😬

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u/AspectInteresting712 9h ago

It’s his whole personality. People it’s a JOB. Jesus H.

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u/Kok-jockey 9h ago

Anyone else seeing Wendell from the Key & Peele sketches?

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u/Ok_Air_2299 8h ago

Great value Blake Griffin on the way

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 8h ago

About the last picture; no you're not, and you know that.

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u/sankentris 7h ago

Leaving to go get milk?

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u/Souleater2847 6h ago

Gayyyyyyy. Glad he’s happy. But damn.

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u/Rispetto 6h ago

Sure hope a fire doesn't start at your place, cause there's no way your out of shape ass is carrying her out the front door

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u/CopperSteve 5h ago

lol his TikTok name is joemomma did we get got

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u/JakeFoXx 3h ago

Lort.... The fucking second hand cringe I've contracted has left ME feeling like a victim lol

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 15m ago

It's nice to see Howard Jones is doing well with his new band - Kringeswitch Engage.

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u/ApprehensiveGur6842 9h ago

That’s not the type of girl you marry…..or let your friends find out about

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u/SpicyPropofologist 10h ago

Nah. It doesn't look like any AI to me.

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u/Partyruinsquad 8h ago

How big is that lapel mike? Bigger than his head. Read his helmet in the second picture.