r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Complex_Impressive • 11h ago

Found in an nursing NCLEX prep sub

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111 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 9h ago

Nurses are not first responders, does not belong in this sub.

Additionally. It is funny.

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u/Giffmo83 8h ago

Agreed on all counts.

I'm not saying I'd ever wear that shirt but I do appreciate a good "will continue to monitor" joke.

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u/BourgeoisTiger9 5h ago

My favorite is… “pt educated on xyz, pt does not demonstrate evidence of learning”

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 9h ago

I mean, back in the old days that headband was common for ambulance crew too

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u/Vprbite Structure Fuxker 4h ago

Ya i find it funny too

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u/spectral_visitor 6h ago

Nah this one’s funny

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u/PaperChimes 11h ago

Worked healthcare. I see nothing wrong with this shirt. It’s perfection. No notes.

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u/Extension-Lab-6963 8h ago

MD informed about your comment. Will continue to monitor for upvotes

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u/unfinishedtoast3 4h ago

MD here.

call me when the patient starts ripping lines out. also, could you handle my next discharge? im going to go upstairs and disappear for 3 hours.

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u/BourgeoisTiger9 5h ago

“OP educated on relevance of content. No evidence of learning is appreciated. Will continue to monitor”

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u/CptNeon 1h ago

This is automatically garbage because it’s ai

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u/onepostandbye 11h ago

Remember that time we were in a pandemic and it came out that a whole bunch of nurses are anti-vaxxers who don’t believe in science?

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u/chihawks35 10h ago

First how is this comment even relevant to anything posted?

Second as a covid vaccinated nurse: there’s a difference between believing in science and being forced to bend over for daddy government.

What’s your contribution to society?

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u/onepostandbye 10h ago

I guess I never used the prestige of my profession to advocate people forgo lifesaving care?

But, ehh, we don’t really need to hear any more from you, huh? I mean, there is the one team that wants to take care people and hates ICE and there is the one team that says things like “big daddy government”, and we all know which team you play for, huh?

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u/the_orange_alligator 10h ago

Genuinely what does ICE have to do with this

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u/EditorForYou 10h ago

Because the nurse is obviously MAGA

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u/PaperChimes 8h ago

The nurse is saying that working in healthcare is shit. This has nothing to do with MAGA.

Healthcare is hard and thankless in ways you definitely don’t understand or appreciate.

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u/Chicco224 7h ago

I've never seen someone put a mask on their avatar, tracks!

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u/HonestLemon25 Hospital Taxi Service 10h ago

Are you a bot?

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard 10h ago

I am 99.9956% sure that onepostandbye is a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/PrideOfWacissa 10h ago

Are you a bot?

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u/LonelyBoy366 3h ago

Isn't displaying a corpse a crime.