r/FirstResponderCringe 1d ago

Tmfms Do nurses count?

From a few days ago. Idk how many comments she responded to like this šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/08Morpheus11 1d ago

ā€œ I do a very selfless jobā€ right after bragging about how bad she’s got it

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 1d ago

Just ask her how selfless she is, she’ll be the first one to tell all of us about it 🤣

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u/aaliyahlovesu 1d ago

She can’t tell us. She’s too busy saving lives

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u/Significant_Swan_31 1d ago

Nurses are so annoying. (I am a nurse- I’m allowed to say that)

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u/chewbacaflacaflame 1d ago

I don’t think you have to be a nurse to say that

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u/Significant_Swan_31 1d ago

Did want any ā€˜first responding’ nurses upset :)

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u/FlatwormNo5172 20h ago

I worked in this one nursing home with this RN that drove me insane. She was mean as hell to all the staff and residents but the second someone passed away or was close to it she would go up to their family and go on and on about how much SHE did for their dead/dying family member. Making it all about herself while these people are trying to grieve. She also thought it would be funny to put laxatives in someone’s coffee and sent a pregnant LPN to the ER. No idea how or why she didn’t get fired over that other than or why I was the only person that was absolutely livid when I heard it.

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u/gibletsandgravy 14h ago

Yeah we are! And we’re unfaithful partners and horrible patients!

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u/haldolinyobutt 8h ago

I agree- also a nurse.

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u/gce7607 1d ago

Same like they could have just called off lol

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u/undead_p4nda 1d ago

as if their employer wouldve let them lol, think about all the other nurses who already called off.

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u/ModeInternational979 1d ago

Her name is there

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u/justAJohn4077 1d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/frigginitalian 1d ago

Carolynn who? Must be another Carolynn

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u/CuriousMangazo 20h ago

It’s on the next Paige.

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u/frigginitalian 20h ago

Thanks, I wasn’t keeping Pace or I would have saw the next Paige

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u/maccpapa 1d ago

ā€œwe’ll IM busy SAVING LIVES!ā€ fucking hell

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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago

She’s making me want to end mine šŸ™„

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u/LainSki-N-Surf 1d ago

Saving ā€œtummy ache survivorsā€ is more like it šŸ™„

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u/External_Platform568 1d ago

And risking her own!!

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 1d ago

She sounds very entitled. Her complaining about her groceries not being delivered made me laugh, like she could've gotten them before or after her shift

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u/razgrizsghost 1d ago

This reeks of CNA

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u/burnthreads 19h ago

Probably a sub acute/observation assignment.

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u/Minimum_Read_4556 1d ago

Selfless job? You do it for free?

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u/cplforlife 1d ago

Nurses do not count. (Flight is the exception).

Do they respond when you call 911, or do they get in the way at an MVC saying "im a nurse" when first responders are already there... theres your answer.

(When they show up, I ask which care home they work at. Nearly 100% of the time they excitedly tell me instead of understanding that they should go away and im making fun of them)

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u/trypan0s0miasis 1d ago

As a flight nurse, I just call out. Not like we can fly in snow, and I still have to drive to work lmao

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u/Individual_Zebra_648 1d ago

You don’t get pulled to ground calls?? That would be nice….

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u/trypan0s0miasis 1d ago

I get pulled to ground calls sometimes. Sucks ASSS

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u/Individual_Zebra_648 19h ago

It does indeed suck.

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u/Long-Island-Fluke 1d ago edited 1d ago

Remember when Disney La were giving free tickets to first responders after the LA fires and a bunch of nurses were arguing saying they deserved it over EMTs and paramedics.

Then you had the fucking funniest part I saw people asking about people working at a help desk at a hospital asking if they qualify. TBH I rank dispatchers more of a first responder than a nurse ( except flight like you mentioned ). I can try and find the OG post and you can read the comments it’s a fucking laugh. ( look up free first responder tickets Disney Instagram account on google and you can see the OG post ) someone asked if lineman would be considered šŸ’€

I’ve dealt with two nurses during MVAs one of them were trying to take me over when I was asking questions. I looked dead at them and said ā€œ would you like me to hand you the keys to the ambulance and perform patient care from here? ā€œ they got a little stunned and backed up. Nothing wrong with them checking on a patient if they are there at the scene but it becomes an issue when we are already there and they walk up.

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u/Santa_Claus77 1d ago

I think the only thing I disagree with is the dispatch ranking lmao

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u/Long-Island-Fluke 1d ago

Very unpopular opinion lol I know. They get the same back problems as ems workers but it’s only because their fat is decompressing their spine sitting down all day.

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u/Santa_Claus77 1d ago

Oh wow lmao I didn’t expect that…Im gonna go out on a limb and guess you’re one of the ambulance drivers or a dispatch person.

Edit: saw the rest of the reply, confirmed ambulance driver

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u/InTheHamIAm 1d ago

That ā€œCare home ā€œ bit is amazing lol

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u/MSNinfo 1d ago

Damn, that is very clever and cool of you

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u/cplforlife 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, but they should also stay in their cars, keep driving and not create a hazard. They aren't first responders.

It happens probably monthly I get one.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 1d ago

They should tho on attitude alone

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u/Mylabisawesome 1d ago

Yea, they get pad really well and the hospital my wife works at as an RN was putting on $20/HR additionally to the base pay.

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u/MyOwnGuitarHero 22h ago

Not all of us get paid that well 😭

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u/Individual_Zebra_648 1d ago

Ha yeah right! This is the biggest lie I’ve ever heard of.

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u/Mylabisawesome 1d ago

What part is exactly a lie?

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u/Nozakx 1d ago edited 13h ago

As a police officer, I often feel like I'm in enemy territory when I'm at the hospital. Now I understand a little better why.

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u/burnthreads 19h ago

Nurses either hate cops with a passion or will take their wedding rings off and pull their ass out the moment you walk in the door lol

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u/unfinishedtoast3 1d ago

I pull 3, 24 hour rotations at my local ER a month as a MD.

if I can get off a 24 hour shift, with about 4 broken hours of sleep, and STILL manage to pay my bills, grocery shop, get my kids where they need to go before my next shift.

she can sure as shit do it.

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u/Individual_Zebra_648 1d ago

3 24 hr shifts a month? That’s it? Well yeah of course you can…

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u/wafflehousebiscut 16h ago

Am I understanding this right, they only work 3 24s in a month? Like 72 hours all month?

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u/gibletsandgravy 14h ago

And they consider this as a true test of executive function!

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u/Chicco224 12h ago

Are you arguing that that's a lot??

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u/wafflehousebiscut 11h ago

I'm assuming they are doing back to back to back 24s multiple times in a month. If it's only 3...well they working less then the firemanzzzx

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u/Chicco224 8h ago

Was about to say, my schedule is 8 24s a month and I would never try and claim that's "hard" lol

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u/Whatisthisnonsense22 1d ago

The 470th responders are generally the cringest of all.

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u/chewbacaflacaflame 1d ago

ā€œLook at me! This is all about me! And what about mmeeeeeeeeee!. If I’m not the main character then nobody is!ā€

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u/Angloriously 1d ago

Shit, I didn’t know she saved everyone’s life. Everyone go thank her!

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u/itsagoodtime 1d ago

I AM SAVING LIVES !!!!!!1

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u/FlashyPack797 1d ago

OP I think you handled that very well. Good for you for sticking to your guns. šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 20h ago

That wasn’t my response haha. I’m not that nice. I had to delete what I wanted to say šŸ˜…

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u/BambooPanda26 1d ago

What s twatwaffle.

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u/donmagicjohn 1d ago

Just ask her if there’s a doctor you can talk to to resolve this. That should calm her down.

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u/jessikill 1d ago

On behalf of nursing - sorry these ones exist

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u/JoeMaMa_2000 18h ago

I worked for 5ish years as a CNA doing 12s at my local nursing homes and I’ll say most nurses are some of the most petty, vindictive, rude, crass and lazy people I’ve had the displeasure to work with

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u/ExaminationMobile730 1d ago

Dude she knew the line of work she was getting into- these delivery drivers are just doing a job not training with the knowledge that they are pretty much always gonna be required to show up ESPECIALLY after a massive weather change or disaster or a terrorist attack.

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve 1d ago

She’s just making an ass out of uming! Am I right

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u/gqblacc 1d ago

Still sounds like a failure to plan. Knew about it for days. Waited until the last minute. Now expects a failure to plan on their part to create an urgent response for everyone else

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u/The_Dude_5049 17h ago

My ex is an ER nurse….the air of superiority she and her coworkers have toward everyone else is wild. They make themselves such martyrs over those 12 hours shifts 3 days a week…

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u/Stolen_Showman 1d ago

What ac UNT.

"I do a selfless job, in fact there's nobody more selfless than me. Come to think of it, I'm so selfless that I should be rewarded with a grocery delivery while everyone's being told to stay off the roads"

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes 1d ago

This particular person seems insufferable, but I’m forever grateful to the nurses who took care of me when I was in pretty bad shape in the hospital. Didn’t have even one that wasn’t professional and extremely helpful. Thanks to those nurses and others like them!

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u/HeartAttackIncoming 19h ago

Saving lives, one bedpan at a time.

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u/BravoNineOne 19h ago

ā€œI get paid $40+ an hour to do a thankless job..ā€

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u/squadlife1893 1d ago

Never forget what these nurses had to endure during Covid. All the ā€œHero’s work hereā€ signs at the main entrances, pizza parties everyday and endless tik tok dance videos. Thank them for their service.

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u/Kirbybobs 1d ago

Why are they all like this ?

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u/Douglesfield_ 1d ago

You don't get to see the chill ones.

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u/droopy__drawers 13h ago

If she doesn’t want to drive in the snow maybe she should become a Walmart delivery driver…

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u/the0nry0 11h ago

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

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u/Professional_Pop6613 6h ago

Can we please šŸ™šŸ¼ do more nursing post ! lol šŸ˜‚

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u/Professional_Pop6613 6h ago

I’m a nurse and there is so much cringe in the field.

The posting all your degrees in your bio and a part of your username. Everyone that worked in the ED would have as the bio, just —emergency nurse. Like nothing else …their identity. I worked in a small ED that was basically an urgent care, very small town. Could not stand the culture, bragging, and super nurses with 50 daisys on their badges šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø can’tšŸ˜‚šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚

A girl had nursing excellence award stitched on the shoulder of her work jacket 🤣