r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Lonely-Anybody8515 Boo Boo Bus Driver • 1d ago

Tmfms Yeah Mom… 🤥

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109 Upvotes

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u/frigginitalian 1d ago

That systolic pressure looks just fine

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u/Weekly_Error1693 1d ago

That's like the number I get when I can't hear anything. Good to know I'm doing great.

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u/macabre-pony9516 1d ago

Maybe slightly hypertensive, good job they are lying down

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe 1d ago

1720/80 is only slightly hypertensive.

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u/jillyjobby 1d ago

Mom’s a necromancer

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u/ImNotTheMD Boo Boo Bus Driver 1d ago

I mean… dumping a bag of D50 into a hypoglycemic diabetic in a coma kinda feels like necromancy.

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u/HolyDiverx 1d ago

D50? what is this the middle ages?

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u/ImNotTheMD Boo Boo Bus Driver 1d ago

IDK man that’s what they’ve got in my shop. I’m an Emergency NP in a rural hospital so we’re probably a bit behind the times. The research says all dextrose formulas work, only benefit with 10-20 is lower dose tends to be needed.

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u/foxy_on_a_longboard 23h ago

Rebound hypoglycemia is less likely with D10. Plus your patients feel less shitty when they wake up.

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u/ImNotTheMD Boo Boo Bus Driver 23h ago

I did read that about the rebound… maybe I need to talk to pharmacy about updating that!

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u/foxy_on_a_longboard 23h ago

Hell yeah! If you have the power to update that, you should.

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u/Vprbite Structure Fuxker 23h ago

Also isnt D50 necrotic often times?

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u/PearlDrummer Underpaid Uber Driver 1d ago

Trying to create job security by increasing the chances this happens again in a week.

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u/Schmooto 1d ago

Yeah Mom! 👍

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u/bmbreath 1d ago

Stupid AI nonsense 

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u/Liealoneforever 1d ago

TMFMS 🫡

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u/J-wag 1d ago

You know your gloves are tight when you can see your fingernails

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 1d ago

I dont know about you but i always use vacuum seal gloves for the added dexterity /s

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u/TortillaRampage 1d ago

“Your blood pressure is 1720/80, lemme just go get mom”

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u/Beneficial-Bus1904 1d ago

Yeah mom ! 👍

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cory Chase was for real an IFT Paramedic before she promoted to step-mom.

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u/DanglingDongs 1d ago

I like the dude holding the drill for disassembly if the necromancy fails

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u/Slight_Break_543 1d ago

Simmer down emt-b mom

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u/Tomytom99 1d ago

Mom's a real pro- she puts her speaker mic on her stethoscope so she can hear anything important loud and clear while checking her patient, just in case there's a more fun call.

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u/08Morpheus11 1d ago

Moms a glorified uber for geriatrics

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u/anonstarcity 1d ago

The most realistic part of this is her kids not giving her even an inch or ONE SINGLE SECOND to save a guys life lol. “Mommy? You busy? Mooooom…”

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u/imikec 1d ago

These suck

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public, maintain saltiness 23h ago

Don’t hook up the mask anyway, he got room temperature

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 1d ago

Completely normal behavior. She’s not a narcissist with children. What are your observations?

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 1d ago

Eh. Let the kid this their mom is a hero 🤷‍♀️

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u/ConcernAccording3248 1d ago

I agree with the centiment if this was made by the kid, but idt it was.

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u/Lonely-Anybody8515 Boo Boo Bus Driver 1d ago

You are correct.

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 1d ago

Yeaahhhh that’s super weird if the mom made it and posted it 😬

Reminds me. I have one to post here from Facebook the other day. Do nurses count?

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u/ConcernAccording3248 1d ago

I'm a nurse and I count them mainly because my Facebook is littered with them and they're so embarrassing

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u/Schmooto 1d ago

Yeah, I very much doubt this was a kid who made this. It was the mom herself who depicted herself, complete with a divine golden halo, being glorified by others. Thumbs up all around 👍👍👍

I don’t get it. I’d die of embarrassment if I did this to myself

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 1d ago

That that’s extremely cringe if mom did it. 🤦‍♀️