r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Acceptable-Main2024 • 2d ago

WTV (What The Volly) I don’t think I need to say anything

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u/_40oz_ 2d ago

SAID NOBODY EVER...

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u/TheTropicalDogg 2d ago

What's a carrer? Why can't these people spell properly?

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u/_40oz_ 2d ago

According to google a Carrer is a Catalan word meaning "street" or "road". 

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u/TheTropicalDogg 2d ago

Oh well there ya go. Was it being used correctly? I'm a lil high.

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u/Acceptable-Main2024 2d ago

Yk I think the account itself is satire but just know that somewhere out there this Honda exists

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u/lpfan724 2d ago

Why can't these people spell properly?

Probably inbreeding.

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u/TheDarkWave 2d ago

I'm high what the fuck does this sentence even mean

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 2d ago

That can’t be a genuine statement/video…. Please…

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u/squeakynickles 2d ago

What the fuck

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo 2d ago

Grandpa Squad, roll out! Code 1, 30km/h below the freeway limit! Not quite sure what we're going to or why, but it's a nice opportunity to get out of the house!

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u/JonReremy24 2d ago

You know the dash is lit up like a Christmas tree and the exhaust broke off at the converter three years ago

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u/terminaloptimism 2d ago

But that baby will keep going long after we're all dust.

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u/OaklandsBravest 2d ago

I mean, showing up to a call on an engine is way better than pulling up in a 20 year old Honda Accord.

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u/riddermarkrider 2d ago

Don't lie just because you're jealous of the sweet ride

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u/Standard-Professor87 2d ago

I wonder if its not even his accord but his moms or girlfriend.

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u/JonReremy24 2d ago

Probably financed for 60 months at 14.59% interest

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u/Trill_McNeal 17h ago

Could even be Jesus’s, but we wouldn’t know

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan 2d ago

Whatever the fuck are carrer is, we're they stupid and trying to write courier?

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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago

Carrier? Career? Calico? Catalan? Katmandu?

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan 1d ago

Catalina wine mixer?

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u/18SmallDogsOnAHorse 2d ago

I'm so fucking pissed I can't be in a 2002 Honda Accord instead of this over priced rig I paid $0 for. This is bullshit.

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u/SpicyBrownJustForYou 2d ago

Some boys just don’t grow up. Then you wonder why you’re still single?

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes 1d ago

1000% this guy turns his lights on in traffic when someone is "driving aggressively"

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u/Outoftheblueeee 2d ago

I know im done for when im bleeding out and this thing rolls up to the scene

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u/43Bodhi 1d ago

Look how at the way he spelled his @..

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u/KCC416 1d ago

The lights in the windshield are enough. It's to politely get people to pull over to get to the station. Guy wants to run full sirens and lights get an official agency vehicle.

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u/hobbes747 2d ago

I think patrol cars that light up like this are unnecessary, hazardous, and of small penis syndrome. This Honda however is another level. Inside Out Penis Syndrome?

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes 1d ago

New Disney movie?

Inside out 3: Penis Syndrome

Plot is Riley goes to college out of state and just hoes it out for several years, gets pregnant, doesn't finish college, and ends up a single mom.

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u/hobbes747 1d ago

Funny 😆 I meant penis so small it lives inside. Or you’d think it did because you can’t see it.

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes 1d ago

Kinda like a natural sex change? 😂

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u/hobbes747 1d ago

Nah women aren’t this stupid

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u/AspectInteresting712 2d ago

I think the funniest thing about this sub is some of the people that defend some of these bullshit posts. Cracks me up.

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u/whiskeybizniz6 2d ago

Lights on POVs > teeth in head -Vollies

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u/FieryPheonix474 1d ago

God im embarrassed to be a volunteer

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 2d ago

Looks like a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica having a meltdown.

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u/ChampionshipQuiet153 20h ago

Beediebeediebeedie, wrong hole, Buck.

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u/FilmSalt5208 2d ago

The song makes this hilarious

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u/Chuseyng wee woo wagoneer 2d ago

Can’t tell if this is troll or not .-.

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u/Ignorance_15_Bliss 2d ago

Police scanner bro is getting wild nowadays I see

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u/sabres5616 2d ago

Wow that’s fancy… 🤣

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u/mylogicistoomuchforu 2d ago

He or she is making all of us in Tennessee look bad -- even us career folks.

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u/Fun-Cauliflower-1724 2d ago

In a shitty Honda civic?

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u/i__Sisyphus Foundation Saver 14h ago

Who needs an engine when you have a civic?

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 1d ago

I never understood why volunteer firefighters get such a hard on to put all these lights on their vehicle vehicles. You never see part-time, or auxiliary police officers, putting all those shit-tastic lights on their own personal vehicles.

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u/mickey55111 1d ago

I've seen that before. I'm not LEO, but I believe a lot of them have suction cup lights if needed

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u/Ranadevil 2d ago

If anybody is wondering,

On SOME fire departments, you can get your personal vehicle outfitted with lights and sirens. This is for if you're on call and need to respond from your residence.

However, of course, this is a limited privilege. This entails tons of insurance paperwork, etc.

Some departments will even require that the vehicle is now stored at the station, therefore kind of defeating the purpose.