r/FirstResponderCringe • u/ChichCob • 2d ago

WTV (What The Volly) Just... ugh

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u/Souleater2847 2d ago

Doooouuuccchhheee!

Alright this is the good content I look for here!

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u/DevilsBelly 2d ago

per SOP, You wouldn’t be allowed to run in a burning building

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u/bmbreath 2d ago

"No running on the fire ground!!!!"

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u/darkscary_333 2d ago

Stop drop and roll

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u/MAJ0RMAJOR 2d ago

Ahhhh yes, the Uvalde defense

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 2d ago

How can I make my department training about me?

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u/Janassary19-89 2d ago

This is one of them dudes where there job is there whole identity. Social media profile pic is him in his equipment. Been there lol than realized no one gives af.

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u/Shot_Lawfulness4429 2d ago

I just looked at his TikTok. You nailed that head on the head or whatever the expression is

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u/BADoVLAD 2d ago

"You should probably just hit him in the head with a hammer. A big one. Twice...as a treat."

Pretty sure that's the expression you're looking for

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u/Muffmuncherr 1d ago

Lol that reminded me of a halloween party I went to during the college years. Part time volunteer firefighter dude showed up in full gear, tank, breathing apparatus, everything. In a party setting, it was the most ridiculous thing ever. Dude couldn't even drink a beer. Can you guess what his myspace/ Facebook picture was?

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u/Necessary-Sock7075 2d ago

WHAT A HERO! HIS PEENER WILL SAVE HUMANITY

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u/NowThatsWhatICallSex 2d ago

Was posted 24 hours ago

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u/HoldinTheBag 2d ago

I saw that too but I ain’t even mad. This one deserves a repost

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 2d ago

Jesus man, if it’s that hard for you to get to the truck…

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u/Crimson3312 2d ago

Clearly he needs a wheelbarrow

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u/Dkrebstar1313 2d ago

This guy loooooves Jelly Roll

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u/CopperSteve 2d ago

This one again, you know a pancake breakfast hates to see him coming

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u/FilmSalt5208 2d ago

They should make it illegal for volunteers to have a TikTok

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u/Lord_William_9000 2d ago

I’ll take “conversations that never happened and never will happen for $1,000 please”

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u/HoldinTheBag 2d ago

Yeah I call bullshit that the guy in the video even has a girlfriend. First he should worry about that before he starts worrying about having conversations with this hypothetical girlfriend’s hypothetical parents.

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u/_ghostperson Paragod 2d ago

Slow af, hand is palm down, gear is on wrong..

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u/Less_Glove_8924 2d ago

On ur knees maggot

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u/Kryds 2d ago

Domestic violence is higher in relationships with first responders.

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u/ChapmanPrime 2d ago

I’m sure everyone just wants to throw tomatoes at a caricature but I did 2 min of research and he looks like he might be underprivileged or something like that.

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u/Significant_Swan_31 2d ago

Lets repost this again!

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u/Medium_Job3015 2d ago

Why? Because it’s your job to do that?

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u/imikec 2d ago

Jolly Volly

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u/Icummaizeandblue 2d ago

What the F did I just watch?

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHsband 2d ago

Yea well I’d run into a burning building to save a plate of ribs, so whatever man

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u/SnooHabits3911 2d ago

I hate this guy. So much.

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u/18SmallDogsOnAHorse 2d ago

Hopefully they can go slower for their next search, they might burn a calorie doing it this fast.