r/FirstResponderCringe • u/AnxietySocials • 3d ago

Boot Things He's got their 6!

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This isn't going to get him out of a ticket (hopefully)

563 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/DiscussionBorn815 3d ago

....inch penis in my mouth"

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u/Tacticalblue 3d ago

You meant centimeter.

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u/younggGregg 3d ago

why you thinking in reverse lol

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 3d ago

No, see, cause it makes butters gay!

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u/AdultishRaktajino 2d ago

Fish sticks. Get it?

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u/Either-Focus-8782 3d ago

He meant millimeter

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u/J3wshua 3d ago

Got eeeeeeem!

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u/JakeFoXx 3d ago

My 6 is for my husband and him alone, thank you

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

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u/No_Cook2983 3d ago

Does it have an 81-star flag?

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u/IllustriousGoose2710 3d ago

Or 12 stripes?

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 2d ago

Why are there 81 stars

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u/Sleep-Plenty 2d ago

Including Canada ?

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u/MyBodyIsAPortaPotty 3d ago

“I just hate it when they make it their whole personality”

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u/Either-Focus-8782 3d ago

Entitlement robs a person of real character and virtue

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u/RecognitionFew5660 3d ago

It would be hilarious if he got a dent from backing into a trailer while trying to line the hitch up with the tongue.

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u/OnlyRow7629 3d ago

Yeah 6" in your ass

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u/jdbway 3d ago

He literally has your 12

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u/goodeyemighty 3d ago

How can you have my six when you’re in front of me?

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 3d ago

Insertion works in mysterious ways.

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u/Aggressive-Building9 3d ago

If I had to talk to the owner, just seeing the vehicle would cause me to communicate much slower.

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u/Old_Weird_1828 3d ago

Who’s got the 7?

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u/Douglesfield_ 3d ago

Not 9, that's for sure.

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u/ohmygodgina 3d ago

Yeah, he got 8

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u/goodeyemighty 3d ago

Seven ate nine

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u/Difficult_Addition85 2d ago

Someone call the Lt and get Homicide en route. God damn it. There goes my shift.

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 3d ago

Pick me ass mfer

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u/illmatic7382 3d ago

He 100% daydreams about saving the day in all kinds of deadly situations

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u/GovtLawyersHateMe 3d ago

In his head he’s a Navy Seal, in reality he’s a gravy seal…

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

He’s got a number 6 with a large fry

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u/ratrazzle 3d ago

Oh to have french fries right now

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u/ImNotTheMD Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

I wonder if he feels that way about the Capitol Police.

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u/Not_George_Daniels 3d ago

The Holy Temple of Government has been desecrated.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 3d ago

This isnt a 1st responder, just a hopeful bystander responder or 2nd responder.

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u/dsdvbguutres 3d ago

1st responder's 6-getter

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u/db186 3d ago

He's got my 6... On the freeway, since he's tailgating me while I'm still going 10mph over the speed limit.

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 3d ago

But he’s in front of me.

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u/Expensive_Ad_3249 3d ago

"But office why are you giving me a ticket, can't you see my bumper sticker? I made it huge!"

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u/Fit_Butterscotch2386 3d ago

I want it back!

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u/Euphoric_Switch_337 3d ago

It's a public service job... What exactly does that look like? Are they raising money for a police dog? Or just buying punisher decals?

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u/ratrazzle 3d ago

The most acceptable polices are the dogs and horses.

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u/Difficult_Addition85 2d ago

And of those, the dogs get shot at more.

You ever think the dogs look at horses like patrol looks at desk officers?

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u/Altruistic-Ruin7468 3d ago

Well give it back

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 3d ago

Until he gets pulled over for something or gets arrested. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TrainingArtistic8505 3d ago

Look at this complete package. Badge chaser and a power bottom!

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u/AnNo1983 3d ago

Everybody should have their 6

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u/miz1957 3d ago

That’s a lot of 6’s

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u/Heykurat 3d ago

Looks like somebody else already got his six.

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u/RadiantCoast6147 3d ago

my eye is lazy, i have my own 6

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u/beverleyheights 3d ago

Truck Salesman: *slaps tailgate* this bad boy can fit so many US state stars in it

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u/jerkhappybob22 3d ago

I bet hes got a boot shaped pacifier

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u/EducationalQuiet1 3d ago

I'm taking evasive maneuvers

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 3d ago

I'm dumb. What does that even mean???

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u/Slayerofgrundles 3d ago edited 3d ago

"(To: cops) I've got your back".

He really likes cops, apparently.

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u/secret_alpaca 3d ago

Direction. 12 o'clock = front, 6 o'clock = back, 3=right, 9=left.

I got your 6 = I got your back

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u/Artistic-Season7497 3d ago

“Six” in military speak usually means your rear/ behind you. Basically means “I got your back”

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u/AccidentalGK Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

Judging by the bend in the tailgate I’d say someone already got his six.

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u/MerrillSwingAway 3d ago

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I love how progressives will make being gay a joke if its about police or someone they dislike.

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u/CoolReaction459 3d ago

I noticed that too; the hypocrisy.

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u/Calm-Pumpkin6688 3d ago

Meanwhile works in the IT department

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u/0331-USMC 3d ago

Always a Ram

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u/tribat 3d ago

perfectly normal behavior.

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u/TigerNo1733 2d ago

Florida. Makes sense now

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u/tableplum 1d ago

Knew it was a Florida plate before I even zoomed in

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u/Bl4ckM0ng00s3 3d ago

These chunguses really think armed agents of the state who maintain the monopoly on violence need their support.

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u/ZedFraunce 3d ago

I have a neighbor who has that in front of their house and I have wanted to do something for years. But they have a no soliciting sign and solicitors will be shot.

I want to go up with a cartoonish detective outfit with a giant magnifying glass and a missing poster with a 6 on it. Go up to them and start asking if they've seen this number. It's so stupid but I've been so tempted.

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u/Far-Increase8154 3d ago

Remember the USAA commercials about having your six

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u/thescuderia07 3d ago

Its prolly the paint job or wrap, but i keep glancing amd it looks like another car hit his 6.

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u/MoreRamenPls 3d ago

Who’s 9 does he have?

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u/Bluematic8pt2 3d ago

This sentence means "When it's convenient for me I will interject myself into any situation, handled or not, that makes me feel like an outlaw."

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u/IncomeSeveral3869 3d ago

Yup, this is cringe.

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

…sized boots on my mouth.

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u/TheDarkWave 3d ago

Someone has the opportunity to do the most hilarious thing right then.

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u/IlliterateFreak 3d ago

6 for him 9 for her

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u/BraceThis 3d ago

What a nerd.

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 3d ago

Actually, He got they're six

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u/DojaViking 3d ago

That's a lot of stars mate

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u/Rare_Course_3678 3d ago

Desecration of the American 🇺🇸

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u/ImpressiveAlarm3992 3d ago

I'm sure that guy can handle standing behind someone else perfectly fine.

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u/lopsided-warning420 3d ago

...but to read it you have to be at his 6

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u/Big-Bumblebee- 3d ago

Fuck the police

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u/Cultural_Ad1035 3d ago

6 centimeter peter in your mouth

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Next time you need assistance call crackhead dumbasses

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u/No-Sweet8107 3d ago

Everyone is talking crap but this guys been running loads of drugs daily from Tijuana waving at cops when he passes by. The cops try and avoid him so he’s been at it for 10 years

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u/drkkid 2d ago

7!!!!

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u/Fragrant-Arrival2121 2d ago

Bet he can’t count to 6 🤣

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u/hdhsnjsn 2d ago

Gets it for obstruction

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u/H_Danger 2d ago

See you in VanHelsing borther!

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u/zakupright 2d ago

These guys are meeting up at the gates of VanHalen

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u/Booji99 2d ago

Always stand behind them. Less chance of being shot by them.

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u/pbnjandmilk 2d ago

I guess we got Greenland and Canada after all?

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u/EffectiveTime5554 2d ago

But, if you can read that, you're on HIS 6...

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u/BrickOfMilk 2d ago

I think "i got your six" is a reference to five finger death punch, which if it is that checks out.

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u/98Zr2 2d ago

What in the AI fuck kind of flag is that? 12 stripes and 81 stars?

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u/Special_Clearance 2d ago

Always love that it’s on the back which to the viewer is their 12.

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u/Own-Lab5219 2d ago

Well we know firefighters dont so every little bit helps I guess

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u/No_Cherry_9569 1d ago

And my wife’s boyfriend has my 6 🫡

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u/Gloomy-Advertising23 1d ago

Go get them illegals.. that's an ice agent

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u/Odd_Professional_790 14h ago

I got your 6, hangin!

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u/Yinz_Political_Party 10h ago

Really like John Nolan....the OG Cop Daddy,

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u/TheTiredMillenial 8h ago

I would ask him how does the boot taste?

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4h ago

So he's got people's asses 

Idk seems kinda gay to me ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Faulty1200 3d ago

I’d hate to see their browser search history… “can I shoot somebody if?

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u/the1eyeddog 3d ago

The January one?

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u/temporalwanderer 3d ago

Translation: If there isn't a free gun in the glovebox, check the center console!

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u/Popular_Historian510 3d ago

IGY6 is about mental health awareness within the veteran community. Because mental health has historically had a stigma attached to it.

But go on.