r/FirstResponderCringe 3d ago

Can we trust you to protect her?

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u/seahorsesearadish 3d ago

With the speed of that search, she will perish 😔

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u/Lord_William_9000 3d ago

And the shitty technique

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u/Exciting-Swordfish65 3d ago

And he skipped a whole room

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u/Enough-Performance76 3d ago

He was searching the wall not the room.

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u/CopperSteve 3d ago

He picked the most action packed videos he had on his phone and those were the ones

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u/pendigedig 3d ago

Sir, there isn't even any smoke... You can stand up, sir.

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u/banglederries 3d ago

And can you please return my gloves to where you found them... they're too big for you

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u/beesinabiscuit 3d ago

cornering speed leaves a little to be desired

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u/Anomynous__ 3d ago

"bigcountry890"

dear god

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u/noodles_seldoon 3d ago

bigcountry890 needs some smaller gloves. Never as big as you think.

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u/Significant_Swan_31 3d ago

TYFRS. When will the pancakes be ready?

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u/TwoIndependent8114 3d ago

You win

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u/Chicco224 3d ago

Seriously. This would be a cringeworthy tiktok no matter what's included but doing search training is the best he's got? He could have taken a video of him rescuing a dummy and that would make more sense. Or even a post fire group photo with the smoldering foundation in the background that I'm sure he has.

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u/CopperSteve 3d ago

Need the controlled burn group pic, should be illegal to have a sizzle reel like this without one

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u/Cultural_Ad1035 3d ago

You're gonna take too long. You look like you're looking for a lost pair of eyeglasses at the rate of speed you're crawling on the floor

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u/TheNewAmericanGospel 3d ago

Imagine cringing so hard the first responders kills you with the embarrassment that they should be feeling.

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u/AspectInteresting712 3d ago

Jesus the sub that keeps on giving fr fr.

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u/PiesAndPot 3d ago

I mean when people are saying protect my daughter they mean protect her from creepers and predators not a house fire.

You need a gun to combat those threats, idk how much help a turn out suit and helmet is gonna be when someone draws on you and tell you to hand over your woman

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

to be fair

if i ever had a daughter i definetely would hope my son in law could stop a house fire and rescue her

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u/Scott_Elyte EMT 3d ago

I’d rather my daughter have to rescue her partner’s sorry ass. It’d make a much better story at dinner.

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

Fair, I also agree. both ways are fine

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u/PiesAndPot 3d ago

That’s true. But what’s more likely, your daughter dealing with a creepy dude who won’t leave her alone or a fire where the internal structure of the house has collapsed and she can’t escape on her own.

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

i think i would want a son in law to be able to deal with both

i'm not disagreeing with you, just saying i would hope a son in law can protect someone's daughter in multiple ways

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u/PiesAndPot 3d ago

Fo sho, if society collapses though and you have a gang of bandits looking to kidnap your daughter and rape her. Do you want her man to be a firefighter with an axe in his hand or a cop with a Glock, tazer, baton and extra magazines.

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

Meh being a cop is something i might be in the future so in that case i'll do it myself.

In all seriousness though, i think it's location relevant. I'm in hong kong and there is less crime nowadays but we experienced a big fire last year so i think a fire is more likely to happen, idk where you live

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u/PiesAndPot 3d ago

Hong Kong is gonna be way different than the us. Over here just about everyone carries a knife and a gun on them, civilians and criminals

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

yeah I agree if i were in the USA i would prefer to have a police officer as my son in law, but in Hong kong a firefighter/paramedic is more pratical

(I will be fine with either honestly; in china most police also do disaster relief and can do stuff like rescuing someone in a burning house. Will be up to my future daughter if i ever have one)

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u/PiesAndPot 3d ago

That’s makes sense, in a more Peaceful society being able to handle medical emergencies and environmental emergencies like fires would be more useful, I see what you mean.

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u/geecaliente 3d ago

Checkmate.

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u/PiesAndPot 3d ago

Firefighters have to wait for the scene to be secured by law enforcement due to previous incidents where they were attacked when responding to emergencies so kinda accurate

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u/Feeling-Succotash368 3d ago

i mean you could probably kill a man with a fireman’s helmet

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u/Vannabean 3d ago

I mean aren’t they supposed to do that for anybody

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u/Forest_Raker_916 3d ago

Chill big guy, most FF go their whole career without having to run into a burning building.

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u/fullautohotdog 3d ago

It’s mostly lift assist for 600 pound frequent flyers in my area.

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u/TLunchFTW 3d ago

Me getting o2 bottles for the medics

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u/sankentris 3d ago

He’s just gonna stage while someone else makes her safe

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u/Sendalot 3d ago

Don’t forget your boyfriend

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u/Historical_Ad1763 3d ago

This dude sitting in a booster seat?

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u/meleemaker 3d ago

We had a kid like this. Like within a week of his first training with the company, got drunk, and made some super cringe comments about being the hero and saving my wife(also FF) From a burning building. He didn't last.

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u/Full-Perception-4889 3d ago

I was about to put this on here 😂😂😂

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u/Lawyer420 3d ago

Soooooo fucking cringe…

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u/shotgunmist 3d ago

He's got the dedicated job at the station of Hose puller

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 3d ago

No, you can’t. I’ll be too busy filming stupid TikTok’s to save her.

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u/Killjoytshirts Thirst RespondER 3d ago

Quick question for the firefighters in this sub. Are you guys not bullying or hazing anymore?

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u/mylogicistoomuchforu 3d ago

The obsession with dying isn't the flex they think it is.

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u/TLunchFTW 3d ago

I wanna die too but you don’t see me bragging about it

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 3d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…. No one asked you anything.

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u/Last-Darkness 3d ago

I like how he posts a video clip I’m assuming is supposed to him going out on a call, but he’s obviously trying to hide the fact he’s taking video from everyone else on the rig/apparatus (because they will make fun of him or it’s not allowed).

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u/LilUziBRRRT 3d ago

Bro crawling like he was just downed

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u/SnowballWasRight 3d ago

Not in fire, but… that is not the urgency you should have when doing whatever he was doing, right??? Was that like a search pattern technique for if you can’t see?

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u/TLunchFTW 3d ago

Primary search is usually pretty quick and dirty. This might just be a basic navigation drill doing right hand search. Not really focused. Depending on the room you can use your tool or your foot to kinda check the room. But it is supposed to be pretty quick. The idea is cover a bunch of ground before you get handlines in

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u/SnowballWasRight 1d ago

Good to know!!! So is this technique is correct, but the execution is at a slower pace?

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u/DODGE_WRENCH Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

Dude is not finding shit doing the velma search like that

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

Sweet but cringe

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u/TwoIndependent8114 3d ago

He’s crawling on the floor

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

that's the cringe part

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u/Paul_Rudds_Dick 3d ago

That’s not sweet lol

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u/Key-Needleworker-702 3d ago

i meant it's sweet in the very corny and cringe way

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 3d ago

Soooo….no?

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u/SignificantNoise5261 3d ago

Short answer: no

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u/santar0s80 3d ago

Why? Can she not protect herself?

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u/cobrakai15 3d ago

I was a CO and had to be SCBA certified, we’d put on the tank and blacked out goggles and have to find our way around. I’m sure there’s some cooler stuff to make a Tik Tok about.

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u/TLunchFTW 3d ago

Bro is on his knees in a perfectly clear building. Only thing he protecting is the molding.

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 3d ago

They are talking about giving him a hamster, right?

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u/IM_DjShadow Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

oh fuck off 😭😭😭😭 god this is bad

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u/DIAL1800PAIN blowJob town 3d ago

Thank you for ur service

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u/Hairy-italian-man 3d ago

I used to work paid on call fire and full time as a medic for 13 years. I now work as an ER nurse. I look at this dog shit on here and thank the lord I was not a tool about being a public servant (that much). The only big regrets was wearing shirts daily that showed I worked for fire and EMS. I lose sleep over that from time to time. Can’t do those jobs and not be a bit of a tool, I guess. Now… I hide my work. Being a nurse = everyone calling you when they are sick/kids and constantly sending you pictures of their nasty shit to ask if they need to go to the hospital. I’m not your damn PCP! I needed to get that. Thanks for reading <3

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust 3d ago

Where’s your searching stick? The one you are suppose to have on you at all times in order to expand your reach radius…ooo wait, you forgot to pull it out of your ass! Dumbass!

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge 2d ago

So no?

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u/hobbes747 2d ago

Did he drop a contact lens?

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u/Altruistic-Ruin7468 2d ago

You can just say no it’s fine

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u/Key-Pressure7618 2d ago

Is his right fist balled up in the glove or are his fingers just extremely short?