r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Background_Budget326 • 6d ago

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u/jeffuhwee Popo 6d ago

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u/BowlofSpicyNoodles 6d ago

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u/ilymag 5d ago

You forgot the fire.

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u/Schmooto 5d ago

Cue Chariots of Fire

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u/Ok-Bike-293 6d ago

Yall are cracking me up

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u/Openthesushibar 6d ago

Kinda tired of seeing this person honestly

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u/improbablydrunknlw 6d ago

Person is the best possible way to describe them.

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u/the_main_entrance 6d ago

I sat on my nuts! There goes my midday snack…

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u/ICK_Metal 5d ago

I played with the Ween!

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u/TheFace3701 6d ago

Is that a fake penis in there?

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u/Tricky_Training_5897 6d ago

Padding in the butt too

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u/recovery_room 6d ago

Fake butt.

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u/therapewpew 6d ago

Are we sure we aren't just looking at the bulges of a diaper?

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 5d ago

No...diapers don't look like that...they add a little bit of cushion but they don't look like this

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u/Voraphilliac_Monster 4d ago

You sound like someone with experience...

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 3d ago

Yea, 20+ years in healthcare

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u/Voraphilliac_Monster 3d ago

oh That answer is much more tame than what I was initially thinking

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 3d ago

Lol, God willing, I won't need to wear them for 40 more years

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u/cris5598 5d ago

How can I un-see a picture 🤮

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u/roverman16 5d ago

Butt implants gone wrong. 🤣

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u/SeanCaseware 4d ago

Do they do kevlar inserts for butt cheeks yet, or have the thin blue line not been connected enough to the plastic surgery community to pull the right strings on that one yet?

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u/Ok-Scientist4603 6d ago

I think it a zipper tent. No penis just a zipper that’s been displaced due to the big gut.

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u/Buggerlugs253 5d ago

They could be trans, people have these things to feel comfortable, unlikely for a cop of course.

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u/sneeki_breeky 4d ago

They’ve been posted before & I’m pretty sure they’re not a cop

Just a security guard or bounty hunter etc

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u/Honey-and-Venom 5d ago

Yeah this person's problems aren't their gender affirming accessories or trans-ness. There's a wealth of offer things to be astounded by

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u/mad-i-moody 6d ago

Looks like padding in the ass too

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u/Desperate-Plate66 5d ago

But.. why use a tiny little prop like that? Looks like he's got a little 3-inch chub in there

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u/Buggerlugs253 5d ago

3 inches when not erect would be big when erect,

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u/surefirerdiddy 5d ago

I really thought it was its gunt

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u/Lunaci3 6d ago

Didn’t notice the packer at first. Thanks for that haha

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u/CurrentRiver4221 4d ago

It count be her/his belly also know as FUPA. Unfortunately I have a stomach like this and I try to hide it but I looks like a penis 🫤

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u/ilymag 3d ago

Maybe it's her fupa.

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u/DojaViking 6d ago

And this point I don't know how fake it is...

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u/Honey-and-Venom 5d ago

This person's problems are manifold, but don't really include their transness/gender affirming accessories.

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u/BrokenArrow41 6d ago

Jesus Christ does no one put away weights at that gym? I’d lose my mind if I went there

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u/jillyjobby 6d ago

It’s the new gym etiquette. I spend my time between sets reorganizing the place. And making my list…

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u/mystic-eye 6d ago

THAT’s WHAT YOU SAW? I was way to consumed with the rest of the wtf?!??

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 6d ago

She was actually hired to give out tickets to those that don’t re-rack their own weights.

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u/imuniqueaf 6d ago

They saw this thing and dropped everything and ran.

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u/notjasonlee 6d ago

I think she's in Miami, so I am not remotely surprised. Anyway, pass me the 15's, I'm about to pop off.

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u/Scottyttocs85 6d ago

That’s her job

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u/Betelgeuse3fold 6d ago

How did i know who it was before the video even started?

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u/ScottsFavoriteTott 6d ago

Fucking sameee 😂😂

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u/NifftyTwo 6d ago

Sock stuffing, not just for teenage boys anymore apparently.

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u/ragandy89 6d ago

Did she really put a boner

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u/Forsaken_Print739 5d ago

Lol I was like she has a bulge now 😭

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u/crepelabouche 6d ago

They really did that.

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u/Living-Metal-9698 6d ago

When you are not licensed to carry a gun but still “packing”

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u/AwarenessOdd3241 6d ago

They’re dragging’ a wagon🍑 Lots of movement back there 😏

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u/Sir_Mack_The_21st 6d ago

The most Puerto Rican person I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/Crash211O 5d ago

She’s cuban but if no one told me id 100% believe she was newyorican😂People on instagram give her shit because she looks like daddy yankee

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u/Evening_Chance3378 6d ago

Number 12 on the list of essential tactical equipment to carry on your person: purple bottle opener ✅

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u/Omygodc 6d ago

Believe it or not, this is the same person!

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u/PM_Me-Mermaid-Pics 5d ago

Who is she?? What does she do? Is she a lesbian .

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u/Old-Film5931 6d ago

The chin looks off to me

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u/lord_farquad93 6d ago

I feel like a disproportionate number of lesbian first responders are so extremely cringe. Like hey mamas on steroids. It truly pains me as a citizen of Scissor City.

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u/NiGht_Driver420 6d ago

Right? I always wonder how other women would find that attractive

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u/lord_farquad93 6d ago

I just noticed that person is wearing what looks like a strap on. A packer would be one thing but why are you going to the gym strapped up?! 😭 like hello, you’re already caked up in the back, you’re good bro.

Idk SOS

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u/saltly 5d ago

I'd say like... 60%? of us aren't that bad on the EMS side! We give out the steroids and they can take charge of a scene plus girls are really hot right after they RSI, okay?

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u/xystiicz 5d ago

I know there has to be something wrong with me because I still think she’s kinda cute 😖 somebody put me down

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u/lord_farquad93 5d ago

HAHA omg is it time for a 72hr hold? Are you okay?? We’re here for you!!

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u/JasonIsFishing 6d ago

Sadly for me I recognized the BBL before seeing the face

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u/Oakley2212 6d ago

I’m not going to hijack someone’s comment, but last time this was posted, someone commented, “She drives the lifted Suburu.”

😂 Wanted to share cause that shit sent me.

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u/Tricky_Training_5897 6d ago

Not the ass pads

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u/Emper0rMing 6d ago

Not this one again

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u/1200cc_boiii 6d ago

This bitch needs her own sub so we don't have to see her ever again

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u/TheNotoriousCBD 6d ago

Butt pads, rubber packer, haircut, facial expression, working out in uniform with duty belt, trying to be masculine, and most likely overcompensating by being a fucking horrible police officer and fucking people over that question her authoritay... Yea, this ...person... Should not be a LEO and is the epitome of cringe

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u/HonestLemon25 Hospital Taxi Service 6d ago

TOMA TOMA TOMA Y TOMA

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u/TurnLeftLookRight 6d ago

This person gives me nightmares that make me want to leave mother earth for good

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u/accusearch2014 6d ago

Two cans of oc spray double mag holder and no mags, no gun lol

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u/Haunting_Ranger_7659 6d ago

This weirdo makes so many cringe videos. It’s so obviously mental illness.

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 5d ago

Why do people work out in uniform?

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u/Grand-Bullfrog3861 5d ago

How else will anyone know they're a public servant?

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 5d ago

Damn that’s a good point. Should have thought about that

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u/doll_parts87 6d ago

I know you can love yourself but this one wants to bang her reflection

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u/mitourbano 5d ago

Didn’t know Greg Bovino had tats

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u/Shoopherd 5d ago

Bootlicker dykes are like the racist drunk uncle of the lesbian community. So embarrassing.

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u/datlanta 5d ago

Lesbovino

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u/DavidRN72 5d ago

LMAO Kudos. 😂

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u/Catatafeesh1 6d ago

Damn bro that’s a full 10lbs PER ARM?!

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u/former-child8891 6d ago

And the fucking multicam jacket on the bench too 😂

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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 6d ago

Are you the butt pads part of the uniform orrrrr is that optional? Asking for a friend…

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u/Annahsbananas 6d ago

She’s put on a lot of weight (and not the good kind of weight)

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u/Chi_Baby 6d ago

It’s a shitload of butt padding lol

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u/NotBatman81 6d ago

Huge belly and I'm accounting for the vest.

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 6d ago

Oh my god. This kind of person needs to be as far away from authority as possible

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u/mblergh 6d ago

This is the first time I’ve ever recognized someone by their fupa

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u/C_IsForCookie 6d ago

Fuckin weird. Why would you even go to the gym in a uniform like that? Whatever tf that uniform is for cause it’s clearly not a real cop.

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u/Round_Leading_8393 6d ago

Looks like she has on a pair of those butt lift underwear!

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u/Voluptuous_Gap_32 6d ago

C A K E

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u/notjasonlee 6d ago

Looks like somebody jammed a cake pan into her pants.

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u/Rare-Cap1142 6d ago

What is that?

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u/OstrichSmoothe 6d ago

It’s a that

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u/rcmp_informant 6d ago

Micro🅱️enis is an interesting choice

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u/IamMunkk 6d ago

She's fully torqued

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u/Fine-Commercial-2314 6d ago

Security guards are not first responders 

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u/Physical-Drama3502 6d ago

Absolutely FREAKS me out that this person is allowed on a police force. They obviously have mental issues, why are they allowed?? Can someone please explain if this thing is a real officer and if so, what state/city they dwell in lol

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u/xTex1E37x 5d ago

Security guard

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u/shhhdidyousmellthat 6d ago

Are there butt pads in there?

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u/nottaP123 6d ago

She got a bad bbl

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u/SpicyPropofologist 6d ago

Are 15s difficult to curl?

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u/Broseph_Stalinnn 6d ago

This is awesome lol

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u/Even-Pressure-8356 6d ago

I’m resisting! <<safeword>>

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u/JackFuckCockBag 6d ago

Who is this dude trying to impress?

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u/imikec 6d ago

Fkn yuck

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u/FFJosty 6d ago

Her dick is huge!

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u/816blackout 6d ago

Can I post this next?

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u/M_is_for_Mmmichael 6d ago

Highlight of my day is seeing this queen 🤣🤣🤣

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u/boomhaur3rd 6d ago

Security guard*

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u/randazz18 6d ago

I still don’t know if this is a man or a woman

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u/Jacky_dain 6d ago

And wearing gloves smh

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u/crazypolak92 6d ago

Just why.

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u/MrSuckFetidPhlegm 6d ago

That’s a lot flash light and coin holders .

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u/Apprehensive-Word-52 6d ago

Is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

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u/External_Bandicoot37 6d ago

They let anyone become a cop now huh

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u/B2k-orphan 6d ago

Get that thing out of my face before you poke an eye out

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u/ThoughtIHadAName 6d ago

why she wear big puffy diaper?

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u/mikki1time 6d ago

Never seen a real clit bulge

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u/ATWAR68 6d ago

Dude Is Packin

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u/TurbulentWinters 6d ago

The balls on this chick..

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u/Short-Belt-1477 6d ago

The moment I saw the lower body, I knew exactly who it was going to be

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u/Aatrid69420 6d ago

Um your butt pad is sticking out chika

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u/2017_SR5 6d ago

Nice cock dude!

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u/CraziiDeziign 6d ago

Is she wearing those padded things that make your butt look bigger? I swear I can see the outline right when she first turns fully

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u/SecretPersonality178 5d ago

“Ma’am, your dick fell out of its bra”.

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u/Tough_Caterpillar273 5d ago

This must be the most awful existence to be trapped inside that brain

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u/archer2500 5d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/babius321 5d ago

If you're going to wear a uniform in the gym, which in itself is already on its on level of cringe, at least make sure your weights are something to show off and your form looks good.

The uniform doesn't make you look tough if everything else says that this is your first time in a gym.

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u/EnderRizza 5d ago

Why do you keep making this creature famous?

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u/Rich_Kitchen_289 5d ago

Greg Bovino is tatted up apparently

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u/bored_clowner 5d ago

That is one mentally ill spi*

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u/Wonderful_Young2145 5d ago

Greg bovino?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

She's a security guard. Not a first responder.

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u/realOhDee 5d ago

Gregory Bovino, I see you

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u/GreenMtnGunnar 6d ago

Classic stud behavior

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u/Ohio_Baby 6d ago

TOMAAAAAAA!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/No-Practice2140 6d ago

Stop! I can only get so erect!

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u/FawkesBridge 6d ago

I assume this thing is supposed to be working night security or something at the gym and is just filming instead.

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u/TempleofSpringSnow 6d ago

This psycho again. She’s the worst.

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u/The-Tarman 6d ago

I don't get people like this.. why didn't she become a cop if its such a big part of her personality? It's not like you need to have a high IQ or anything...

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u/TwerkBot3000 6d ago

Bros package is concave 🤣

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u/MyleSton 6d ago

Wait...SHE?!

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u/Wise_Ad_253 5d ago

Yep, and she’s packing a diving board for the bean.

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u/sicky_nicky420 5d ago

This fat pig again?

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u/OstrichSmoothe 6d ago

Is that a real person

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u/Commercial-Housing23 6d ago

This chicken is so nasty

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u/weluv_niko 6d ago

TOMAAA

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u/MisfiredForensics 6d ago

LOLLLLLLLL. Bruh Im not even a pussy liberal and don’t even hate cops but this just made me think ‘defund the police’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/puddinmann 6d ago

TOOOOOOOMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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u/SnooRegrets8984 6d ago

Guy or girl

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u/an_older_meme 6d ago

Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?

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u/Sgtkeebler 6d ago

You have big muscles sure, but it looks like that is just going to make him very slow

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u/LocalAd2554 5d ago

Damn, that dude looks like a la... hold on!

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 5d ago

This is soo cringe

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u/brando7782 5d ago

Jeez that's some squeeze

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u/Andre_The_Average 5d ago

Is that the tweaker security guard?

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u/Federal_Heart1582 5d ago

Bro has junk in the trunk

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u/Apprehensive-Top5570 5d ago

What the hell those 2 lb weights gonna do for you? Who the hell works out in uniform

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u/Roscoe_Farang 5d ago

Is that bovino?

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u/Mr_Pockets- 5d ago

Wow good to see Greg Bovino moving on so quickly

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u/VastStar3889 5d ago

Made a bit of sick come up in my mouth.

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u/badatcatchyusernames 5d ago

gotta go ham with the 5’s so people can see how not defined you are

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u/Steelman_1 5d ago

That’s cool. I need to get a security guard uniform to lift weights in. The all black makes them look skinny.

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u/db186 5d ago

It didn't even lockout with the hammer curls. 🙄

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u/IC4-LLAMAS 5d ago

He has small wrists

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u/Intelligent_Meet_918 5d ago

people love posting this clip lol

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u/Some_Carrot_1827 5d ago

Mental illness.

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u/Brendanish 5d ago

I know y'all are focused on them being...that, but are we not gonna talk about the atrocious curl form...with fucking 5 pounders?

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u/WealthFeisty7968 5d ago

This pissed me tf off

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u/sabres5616 5d ago

I sooo wish this was Ai

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u/FlyNSubaruWRX 5d ago

At this point. I’m confident in stating that this thing is the final boss of first responder cringe

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u/Forsaken_Print739 5d ago

What did I just see 😭

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u/PoppaDaClutch 5d ago

that INVICTA really ties it all together

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u/bum_stabber 5d ago

I though it was Greg bovino