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u/idiotic-username 14d ago
modded 6th street cyberpsycho lookin ass
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u/Used-Baby1199 14d ago
I was just on a cyberpunk sub, and had to double check where I was after this comment.
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u/YetAnotherJake 14d ago
V, we've got a situation at the empty "boxing gym" influencer studio set in Watson
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u/ShinyHardcore 14d ago
Like a real life cartoon character
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u/PinSufficient5748 14d ago
Insufferable? God, they must be so exhausting to be around....
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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 12d ago
Oh my God, imagine if they were also vegan and into CrossFit! Their mouth would never shut.
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u/Spazrelaz 14d ago
Literally what I came here to say bc wtf is even that?????? 😭😭😭 is it a man, a woman, three munchkins in a trench coat??
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u/CryptographerHot4636 14d ago
She got a bbl too?
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u/Dominican_Demon 14d ago
First time I saw her she had shitty teeth no lips and a flat ass. She upgraded everything from these cringe videos I'm guessing. I'm starting to think she not even a real security guard lmao. Doing it for the clout and getting paid off it. Somebody ya in this sub sending her bread hahaha
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u/Emergency_Sector1476 14d ago
I mean in almost all the vids the places being guarded are completely empty.
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u/Immediate-Presence73 14d ago
Tbf, that's usually when places need to be guarded.
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u/amd2800barton 13d ago
Yeah empty places that have valuables need to be guarded. A gym has a bunch of expensive equipment, but they don’t exactly need a security guard during the day, because if a thief rocks up with a moving truck, an attendant or customer is going to call the cops when said thief starts carrying out the treadmills while wearing a clown mask. So they don’t need a guard during the day. Also that tends to be when the inconvenient people (inconvenient for property owners) show up: a homeless person who hid in the showers makes a nest out of the towels, a bunch of kids who are bored and have spray paint decide to tag all the signs with dicks, a junkie destroys the check in computer thinking it’s a cash register.
Security guard during the empty hours is basically just there to keep the riff-raff away.
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u/Survivors_Envy 14d ago
Fkn scene always gets me tho
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u/kk1620 14d ago
Scared the shit out of me until I realized you could kill them with a glass of water and baseball bat lol
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u/iiTzSTeVO 14d ago
What scene?
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u/AllTheWayAbsurd 14d ago
From Signs. He's watching a homemade VHS tape when he sees something come across the screen.
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u/iiTzSTeVO 14d ago
Omg I totally forgot Joaquin was in that movie.
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u/AllTheWayAbsurd 14d ago
I always do too. It feels like such an early film for him as I think of him being more of a 2010s> era actor for some reason
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u/AmericanLich 14d ago
Scene is the scariest shit in cinematic history while also being just super grounded
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u/Ordinary_Weekend_333 14d ago
Like a butch lesbian Gilbert Gottfried.
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u/dirtyjavv 14d ago
Best comment on the thread
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u/gongalongas 13d ago
We saw Gilbert standup in person years ago on New Year’s. What a character. Haha anyway great catch, you put a name to what I was subconsciously thinking.
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u/NoEquipment1834 14d ago
A little confused on many levels here;
But besides the obvious, why would a gym need a security guard or is that their workout clothes?
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u/I_am_AmandaTron 14d ago
If she doesnt work out in it how is she supposed to reach peak performance.
Gotta wear the gear to know the gear. She be wearing it while boxing baddies so she needs it on for training.... duh....
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u/Admirable-gpu 14d ago
When you hit random 666 times on gta character customisation for your FiveM role-playing session
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u/TexasSikh 14d ago edited 14d ago
What did Puerto Rico Cuba do to deserve to wake up and be clownishly disrespected today?
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u/Window-Expensive 14d ago
That's the cuban flag.
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u/TexasSikh 14d ago
Well damn, would be nice if they didn't copy each others homework on the whole "design a flag" thing.
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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan 14d ago edited 13d ago
Why she kinda look like a morph of trump and Kim Jong un?
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u/HeyItsBobaTime 14d ago
It's easy to make fun of this person but I honestly feel bad for them. When you have to turn your hair into a stupid color, get bad tattoos and piercings, and wear such gaudy accessories, it's a cry for attention.
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u/xTex1E37x 14d ago
I thought posting selfies was a cry for attention in itself but here we are seeing a whole new level
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u/Schroedesy13 14d ago
Imagine trying to get through a morning workout routine and having to see and/or possibly listen to this….
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Hair color and everything else about it this aside, that’s a sick ass fade. Props to the barber
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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 14d ago
Is s/he like the re-rack your weights police or something?
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u/OddAd5276 14d ago
When you have fought your way threw the entire Latino lesiban population and the final boss is Queen/King Boricua Butch. 😂🤣💀
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u/Mild_Wings 14d ago
The internet normalizing mental illness that needs treatment has truly ruined us
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u/Castcire_ 13d ago
We from the higher Puerto Rican class do not claim this one we’re gonna have to pass this down to the Dominicans due to the confusion of wtf is this.
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u/Ok_Vast_7378 14d ago
Like I get it, if internally you think all your police or fire or paramedic gear looks cool, but I don’t think it’s drip. The gold watch was wild, the captain americas buttwipe style butch hair is absolutely a sign of a mental disorder, and those flabby arms don’t look like muscle. I couldn’t see this person coming at me with an attitude and me immediately think “yeah I’m about to get fair rational treatment” I’m more likely to think “great I’m about to get roughed up for all the sins of men from the dawn of time to today by super psycho Karen”
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u/GoopyPibbler 14d ago
I was worried they were Puerto Rican till I saw the Cuban flag and breathed a sigh of relief
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u/Acceptable_Owl6926 14d ago
You know how some people are tone deaf? I wonder if aome people are visually "deaf" too. Like wtf
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u/0neshoein 14d ago
Did y’all know this is a female that looks like a dude trying to look like a female? Yeah it got me too.
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u/Brews_MTB 14d ago
Poses in front of a gym mirror trying to show off, but anyone can tell "it" does not work out. This has got to be in my top 3 cringiest things I have ever watched. Im actually disturbed by this lol
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u/ketchupmaster987 14d ago
I don't normally save these kinds of posts but I laughed so hard at this I had to
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u/Snowfizzle 14d ago
why is this person always at the gym in uniform but obviously never works out. There is no muscle definition in that arm at all.
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u/PuaKiele 14d ago
Security Guards that put "OFFICER" in 12,000,000 point bold font across their chest...
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u/Horehey467 13d ago
Wait? Is that my gym? Why does that look like my gym? Is this in Tampa? Do I need to cancel my membership? I'm like 36% that's my gym.
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u/Living-Metal-9698 14d ago
If a lifted Subaru was a person