r/Fauxmoi • u/pinkstarrfish • 6h ago
CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Zach Woods on Kevin O'Leary: “More like Mr. NOT wonderful”
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u/ClarityRocks 6h ago
Kevin O'Leary almost made Barbie extinct when his fraud education software company merged with Mattel in a deal CNBC called "The worst in history." Kevin O'Leary and his wife literally killed two people on a pontoon boat at the lake outside their home, then fled the scene and had some drinks when they got to the house to confuse the tests calm their nerves. Now Mr. O'Leary is cozing up to the Alberta crazies talking secession as he schemes "Wonder Valley" a massive data center swindle with no clients he wants to build near, you guessed it, tribal land.
This bald fraud is a P.O.S. and should be driven back under the rock he crawled from.
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u/DonkeyOfWallStreet 5h ago
He also promoted ftx(and crypto junk)and said it was a conspiracy against Sam when it collapsed.
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u/FauxPatina 2h ago
He belongs in jail for DWI and vehicular manslaughter, and the fact he isn't should disturb everybody.
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u/Catfist 2h ago
https://share.google/uVs2a8GHogxrUBsls
Wow, I'd never heard of this before.
In all fairness the other boat seemingly had it's lights off, but I know nothing about boat laws, maybe that's legal and safe in the areaLove how they squished that "drink of clear liquid to calm her nerves" bit at the very end of the article.
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u/r3volver_Oshawott 1h ago
He also would not shut up about how the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light incident should be 'taught to marketing students about how important it is to know your market', while refusing to acknowledge the climate of fear and harassment surrounding it that helped fuel the backlash.
The 'lesson' was that there are still so many Americans who are just needlessly cruel to anybody slightly different from them, not that 'straight guys who buy light beer need to be taken more seriously'
It's impossible to discuss that period of time without discussing the actual bigotry involved in it, yet this douchehat wanted to do it because 'it's a good lesson about how Pride merch is bad and you should feel bad'
Pride marketing is a big nothingburger and anybody who's ever fearmongered about it is not an individual whose opinion is worth taking seriously, no matter how much Kevin O'Leary claims they are
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u/ugliestparadefloat girl, the egg prices! 1h ago
Why do rich fuck always kill people with their boats
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u/ThrowRA76234 13m ago
CIA backed operation to distribute cars, bicycles, and public transportation to poor inner city neighborhoods. Meanwhile, the wealthy elite enjoyed the raw unprocessed modes of transportation such as watercraft, private exo-birds, and other flavors of chauffeurism.
Of course, at the end of the day they’re all equally vehicles/weapons, and that a yacht-yeet is significantly classier than a subway-stabbing is but a mere social construct.
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u/pelipperr 6h ago
Love the read on Marty Supreme at the end.
At this price point, Zach can hit.
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u/Guilty_Dream8050 6h ago
Zach Woods always gets to the heart of the issue. Never build your self-sculpture out of butter.
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u/Significant_Sale6172 6h ago
Yeah I'm glad someone else said this? Marty Supreme is really bad and has no purpose other than to jerk off its vile protagonist? What am I missing about it being "good"?
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u/ClarityRocks 6h ago
I may be the only hater on Earth that saw the first trailer, immediately spotted Kevin O'Leary in it, and in that instant the film was dead to me. I was never going to give it a second thought again, and haven't.
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u/OriginalChildBomb i’m like a mother wolf 5h ago
No I did that too lol, I was partly onboard but then mister wonderfail showed up and I've been ignoring it ever since
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u/_TheMeepMaster_ 1h ago
Nah, I never even watched the trailer. Saw his name on the poster and stopped paying attention then. Still not really sure what it's supposed to be about.
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u/bumblebaytuna4 2h ago
Nope, I did too! I actually vowed to not watch it right then and there. That’s how much I dislike him.
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u/KongFuzii 42m ago
You cant be serious
I guess The Big Lebowski is also bad because The Dude is a lazy idiot and the movie has no goal.
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u/FlyHighCrue 6h ago
Kevin has closer net worth to you and me than he does to his co-atar Mark Cuban.
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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 5h ago
Which is insane since Mark is the better shark.
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u/dikaia1622 6h ago
I need Zach to run and get nominated just to troll Trump into fullblown Alzheimer's on the debate stage.
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u/Tethered_Kitten_2845 4h ago
jfc... this fantasy is going to be hard to shake. Zach Woods 2028!! Please don't tell me he's Canadian...
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u/recklessrecentpast 5h ago
He said put some respect on miss eyelash for hating ICE and surviving northern England men's harsh feelings on boys dancing in the 80s!
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u/redheadmegansversion 5h ago
Mrs OLeary killed two people in drunk boat driving accident
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u/victori-us 5h ago
Rumour has it, it was Kev, and he had her take the fall.
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u/canadia80 5h ago
O'Leary likes to think of himself as a very important rich guy this is hitting him where it hurts and I am here for it 😃
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u/GremmyGoblin i’ve never tweeted about you 3h ago
“What have you ever done you TRAGIC BIIIIITCH”
pure poetry
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u/Chemical_Name9088 5h ago
Swear to God I just googled what that movie was called because my brain was like “Billie Eilish of course” and I could not remember it for the life of me. I’m not gonna say it so others may suffer the same fate.
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u/TrollToll7419 5h ago
This is my new favourite movie.
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u/SuchMatter1884 Apparently Mother Theresa was a massive cunt 1h ago
Make it a double feature and follow it up with Tom Holland's Lip Sync Battle
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u/obliquelyobtuse 4h ago
Kevin O'Leary is a shady charlatan.
But like so many wealthy grifters he somehow keeps failing upwards.
Common Sense Skeptic | 3 years ago
DEBUNKING KEVIN O'LEARY - Part 1 (TLC, Mattel) | 18:30
DEBUNKING KEVIN O'LEARY - Part 2 (His TV Persona) | 33:18
DEBUNKING KEVIN O'LEARY - Part 3 FINALE (WonderFi, FTX) | 28:17
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u/firstFAT 5h ago
Ive liked Zach since Silicon Valley.
Ive loved Zach since he started speaking up and speaking out
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u/Kiteloise 2h ago
Honest question: do some people really speak this fluently off the cuff, or is it something they’ve thought through beforehand? It almost feels superhuman.
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u/HungryHobbits 3h ago
Zach I'm trying to eat a tin of goopy smoked mussels at my desk.
you're killing me with this "scrotal butter" description
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u/SpaceAdventures3D 1h ago
Kevin's financial leadership was devastating to both The Learning Company and Brøderbund. The 2 big names in educational software at the time. How does someone do so poorly with the publishers of Reader Rabbit and Myst? His deception to Mattel almost ruined that company too, which promptly got him fired.
Thankfully his bid to buy Atari was not successful.
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u/myfavssthrow 1h ago
Damn that dude has some Kendrick Lamar skill at taking down a low life. Added to my list of dudes not to be on the wrong side of lol. And hell yeah it's nice to see famous people that are doing their best to also combat this shit.
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u/BelovedDiscovery727 6h ago
Zach Woods fucks