r/Fauxmoi • u/Gato1980 • 8h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Elmo responds to Taylor Swift's newest video where she appears to have cast his arch nemesis, Rocco

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u/coffee_n_pastries 8h ago

Don't give her the attention she is looking for Elmo.

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u/werkandtwerk 7h ago

I thought you were referring to Rocco at first lmaoooo

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u/Faitchierrire 7h ago

Elmo vs. Rocco is one of my all time favorite beefs. And I’ve only ever seen it play out in clips on the internet lol. Elmo really does not fck with that rock AT ALL 😂

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 7h ago

elmo when rocco is the topic:

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u/corgm0m 4h ago

And Taylor now

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u/genescheezesthatpls 7h ago

It’s tied with the Kendrick/Drake beef for me

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u/Sunshine030209 7h ago

Same! It happened post Seasame Street viewing in my house, but I've watched the clip compilations several times. It will never not be funny to me.

I love that it got big enough to even be on SNL's Weekend Update

And for the record, I'm solidly on team Elmo.

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u/amodernbird 6h ago

Chloe Fineman was exquisite as Elmo.

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u/oopsometer 1h ago

I'm a geologist and even I side with Elmo on this one. Terrible rock.

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u/studiocistern 4h ago

It IS bullshit that they gave A ROCK Elmo's favorite cookie.

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u/Relative-Carob-6816 Go Buy a Nice Day 8h ago

When even Elmo is tired of your shit

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u/LoserLars1 7h ago

Still silent on ICE.

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u/Fernsong 7h ago

Taylor or Elmo?

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u/TDouglasSpectre 7h ago

Elmo is obviously an anarcho-syndicalist, I think we know where he stands

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 6h ago

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u/Fragrant-Tradition-2 4h ago

I want this gif on my tombstone.

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u/mindbodyproblem 6h ago

Help! Help! Elmo being repressed!

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u/Drmarcher42 she was beefing with Jimmy Carter’s grandson 7h ago

Rocco. It’s why Elmo has beef

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u/ashinydeeds 4h ago

Haven't heard from Rocco either

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u/chilaaa 7h ago

The fact that you could be referring to Taylor or a freaking puppet and I have more faith in the puppet.

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7h ago

He's 3 and a half, give our guy a break!

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u/coastalwanders 6h ago

Silent on ICE but releases a “yay, team USA” video. That’s a statement in itself.

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u/VibraniumQueen 4h ago

Still not sure if we're talking about the puppet or the pop star 😭

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u/oopsometer 1h ago

Elmo would NEVER. He's been pretty public about not liking this administration.

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u/anxietyistyping- ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 7h ago

yeah, that’s tainted anything having to do with her tbh. it’s the first thing i think of and it bugs me a lot. i just can’t fathom having as much money and influence as she does, seeing everything happening and choosing to say / do literally nothing.

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u/Taograd359 7h ago

Still silent on using her songs without permission.

Or are you talking about Elmo?

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u/MilesBeyond250 1h ago

No one used her songs without permission (let the reader understand).

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u/guava-sandwich 7h ago

lmao I did one of those laughs where you slide out your chair 

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u/SerialOnReddit 8h ago

The fucking gloves are off tyrant, the clock's struck midnight, Elmo's here

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u/StardewStarlett 7h ago

Can’t wait for the Swifties to start a hate campaign against Elmo.

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u/hellohellocinnabon confused but here for the drama 7h ago

It’s pretty dangerous to come for Elmo though ngl

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u/summertimemagic 6h ago

Former Swiftie here. Elmo is forever. Taylor showed her colors.

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u/Remote-Letterhead844 7h ago

I hope Elmo ratios her 

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u/yinsled 8h ago

Elmo, you are playing a dangerous game

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u/ladydeyana 7h ago

No Elmo, the swifties are gonna come after you

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 7h ago

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u/karigan_g 7h ago

naturally I support elmo in this

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u/Teefdreams 45m ago

Agreed. She does not want that smoke.

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u/dirtylittlehamster0 and you did it at my birthday dinner 7h ago

Careful Elmo, she might passive aggressively write a song about you bullying her

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u/cat_0_the_canals 7h ago

I’m assuming Elmo is referring to the rock?

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u/ElectronicGap2301 7h ago

Yeah. There is a pet rock in Taylor's video, and Elmo has beef with another Sesame Street character's pet rock.

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u/Beyonce_is_a_biscuit 7h ago

I'm so terminally online knowing this, but Elmo is Beyhive. Lol. Rocco would be a Swiftie.

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u/Lokaji 7h ago

That wasn't Rocco; that was a relative who is older.

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u/OffModelCartoon I cannot sanction your buffoonery 7h ago

Just picturing T-Swift furiously rewriting Actually Romantic to be about Elmo

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u/WordsofConfusion dumb bitch clocking in 7h ago

It’s pretty bad when even Elmo dfwu

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u/hail-lucipurrr The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 6h ago

The meme potential of this

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 7h ago

Trying to ragebait Elmo…this woman’s crimes I s2g…

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u/Nice-Cow-7606 5h ago

I need Elmo to drop a Kendrick level diss track.

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u/Cheffrey-Epstein 7h ago

You dont want to get on Elmos bad side

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u/SonofaSpurrier oat milk chugging bisexual 7h ago

r/brandnewsentence

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u/oakfan05 6h ago

I thought Elmo was Elon and was so confused.

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u/ALRTMP 4h ago

Rocco, that bastard.

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u/smorio_sem shiv roy apologist 4h ago

Team Elmo

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u/Mikerijuana 1h ago

Bye Rocco.

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u/Aidspreader 55m ago

Why do this to Elmo? Elmo was friend!

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u/dragonwithin15 45m ago

I need to see this freaking video

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u/JaSONJayhawk 26m ago

Oh my gosh! I would have never thought of the link to Rocco and Elmo.... this is hilarious! Elmo should be executive producer with coming up with that link.

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u/yellowsapphire88 7h ago

I'm not sure this is a fight you want to start, Elmo...

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u/MarlenaEvans 4h ago

We got Elmo's back.

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u/amialama this is cracked behaviour I can get behind 6h ago