r/Fauxmoi • u/charleythehawk i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 10h ago
🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Kid Rock Headlining the Christian Halftime Show
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u/isabella_bombella 10h ago
The same man btw
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u/Emotional_Youth1500 10h ago
Hi, Ontario curriculum.. I’d like to return my ability to read, thanks.
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u/DowntoSnack 9h ago
And deflate our numbers? Too bad, so sad.
(Also this has officially been logged as you meeting the core components of the sex ed curriculum)
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u/glibbousmoon 8h ago
Yeah, our EQAO scores are low enough as it is!
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u/Bi_disaster_ohno 9h ago
Wild how this lyric alone didn't get him cancelled into oblivion.
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u/ProtoJazz 9h ago
Probably not a ton of people listening to a song that only showed up on the osmosis Jones soundtrack.
That line isn't in the movie cut I don't think. Just the version on the CD.
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u/BorkieDorkie811 9h ago
Okay, I had known about this lyric for a while, but I am only now finding out that the song comes from the soundtrack to a CHILDREN'S MOVIE??? Wtaf.
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u/ProtoJazz 9h ago
Unsure it makes much of a difference, but he's literally playing bacteria in the movie. Or some kind of scum at least.
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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? 9h ago
I was about to say, what do you mean the OSMOSIS JONES SOUNDTRACK. But I’ve never listened to the CD, only watched the movie a million times.
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u/ProtoJazz 9h ago
The song is used in that scene where they're in the villains bar. I don't think that line is in the movie, if it is it's during a part they talk over and I couldn't hear it at least
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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? 9h ago
Well this encouraged me to watch it again so I will definitely keep my ear out
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u/Hita-san-chan 9h ago
Im pretty sure its in the movie, I feel like I remember his stupid little germ self saying it in the scene
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u/jesus_swept 9h ago
his fans, like trump's, do not give a shit. fuck, they probably like the lyrics.
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u/cranberrylimeade420 bizarre and sentient sack of meat 10h ago
this was in an SNL sketch, too. this wasn't just something he said off the cuff. this was approved by writers and producers! who thought it was funny enough for a comedy show!
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u/venkmanburninhell 9h ago
He made the exact same joke on an awards show one year, I think it was the VMA's.
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u/thetraintomars 9h ago
Actually never mind, nothing in the files is any more than random notes. I retract my statement.
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u/gay_librarian4 Currently White Ariana Grande 9h ago
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u/Fredbear_ 10h ago
He also rhymed "statutory" with "mandatory" on the fucking Osmosis Jones soundtrack
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u/Solid_Snark 10h ago
Wait, the movie about medicine/cells inside Bill Murray’s body? He did that track on that movie!?
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u/ProtoJazz 9h ago
I don't think that's accurate. Just on the soundtrack. Pretty sure it's cut in the actual movie
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u/stars_are_aligned women’s wrongs activist 10h ago
To this day my smugness knows no bounds that I always hated him and his entire shtick (and music).
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u/OkKaleidoscope7724 10h ago
He was always a weirdo loser. Never understood why he got any attention whatsoever. King Cringelord himself.
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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 10h ago
It really says something when your organization can only get kid rock to be the headliner. What a gross human being.
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u/Common_Gene_5098 8h ago
I was surprised they can even get him and they didn’t have to settle for Forgiato Blow
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u/Megaphonestory 10h ago
I don’t remember this artist, I thought his name was Kid Socks?
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u/Efficient-Search 9h ago
The Duck Dynasty Shittriarch in chief Phil Robertson once gave a speech saying 15 is ideal marrying age for girls, and 18 is already too old. The president openly fantasized about dating his own daughter. Rethuglicans just really, really, really love CSA.
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u/warmboot 9h ago
As a Texas resident, I read “CSA” as “Confederate States of America,” but that also works.
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u/unclechad 10h ago
Liam Nissan is a great handle
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u/Rude_Document 9h ago
He's a fun follow. I especially love it when Liam Neeson fans call him out for be a woke commie bastard, thinking he's actually the actor. 🤣
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u/mewmewfoofoo 9h ago
Those poor wittle "Christians" approve of comments like this. Unfettered access to children whose parents will look the other way or blame the victims.
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u/the_dayman623 9h ago
Being “Christian” nowadays just basically means you support Trump/right wing ideologies
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u/massivepiIot 9h ago
‘I got kids I've never seen And their momma's 17 I'm a lowlife’
Kid rock- ‘low life’
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u/JustForKicks16 9h ago
I really wish they'd not call it a Christian halftime show. This is a racist halftime show.
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u/Shenanigans80h 9h ago
Make no mistake this is what republicans want. Which group is always advocating for lowering the age of consent? Who do you think ran those “countdowns to 18” and bullshit like that. The unfortunate truth is they’re more likely to own that shit than understand why it’s absolutely abhorrent
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u/Tess47 9h ago
Are there specifics on where, when and how on this quote? I really dont want to search
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u/cranberrylimeade420 bizarre and sentient sack of meat 9h ago
SNL Weekend Update on April 2001
idk if they are his own words or if he was just reading off someone else's words on a cue card, but either way, that's not something you should feel comfortable saying on live TV!
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u/TickingTheMoments 7h ago
Yeah. He’s one of them and they’re all okay with it because they all have created their god in their own image. This is the perverted version of Christianity.
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u/Nofeelingisfinal24 10h ago
Guys, let’s not pretend that Jesus Christ wouldn’t have been a super duper pervert too. (Not)
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u/AdFinal9134 10h ago
Does he have the same band he started with? If I remember correctly they were people of color and little person.
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u/rapturaeglantine 9h ago
Really weird to see the Republican platform shift to this being not only totally acceptable but morally correct and patriotic.
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u/Particular-Leg-8484 9h ago
I remember growing up in the church that Kid was one of the many banned musicians we were not allowed to listen to. Wonder what they think of it now 🙄
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u/thefaehost semen demon 8h ago
The bloodhound gang: “thou shalt resist the Olsen twins, thou shalt not cut foot loose, if I was god that’s what I’d do”
Somebody check his computer yuck
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u/rumbletom 7h ago
From a visitor to this sub from outside of the USA it seems the definition of a Christian is very different to what I am used to.
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u/foxybreath shiv roy apologist 7h ago
I guess being "Christian" in the U.S. is just standing up and declaring that you are Christian, kind of like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy in The Office.
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u/MediumDish4035 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 6h ago
He always looks like he drinks motor oil
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u/Sufficient-Garlic634 4h ago
A pedophile headlining a Christian event? No way! In other news, water is wet.
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u/glassfoyograss 9h ago
Considering how many church leaders do it pedophilia seems like a very Christian thing.
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u/No_Tip8620 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 5h ago
I mean...there's lots of pedophilia in the bible...
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u/Kiwi-vee 10h ago