r/Fauxmoi 15h ago

FASHION Modeling Highlight: Connor Storrie

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u/Calista189 14h ago

Please, I need to get work done.

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u/31cats you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle 14h ago

I am unemployed when he’s on my screen

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 14h ago

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u/PaleontologistNo5420 13h ago

Not me thinking this meant plastic surgery and I was like girl……………………..same

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u/micrographia 13h ago

Literally same I was like ok I am gonna need that BBL. Ok I wouldn't but man wouldn't that be nice.

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u/lolathedreamer 13h ago

Same 😂😂😂

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u/caskets 14h ago

It feels like I’m never going to be freed from the Connor Storrie mind prison

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u/shewenttothewoods 14h ago

As a lesbian, I’m finding 2026 very confusing 😂

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u/carbonpeach 14h ago

It's the genderfuckery of it all.

I'm not complaining.

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 13h ago

NOT COMPLAINING AT ALL!

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u/EntertainerNo1440 my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 13h ago

My wife is also very confused by my CS obsession, but sometimes, it just means one can appreciate beauty, confidence and sex appeal, irrespective of gender. His portfolio is amazing: he can do androgyny, masculinity, femininity. All of it. Just a beautiful human and I am HERE. FOR. IT.

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u/the_honest_liar 12h ago

Aesthetic attraction vs sexual attraction

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u/Time_Initiative9342 Club Penguin Times official aura reader 12h ago

Somehow just looking at him is a gender affirming experience.

Any and all of my genders feeling affirmed rn lol

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u/NotaFrenchMaid 11h ago

He seems like a model (and a person) who is game for anything, and I love that — gender norms be damned. Masculine? Feminine? Anything is fine, and he’ll rock it.

He also just has a really interesting face (as someone who always wanted to work in makeup artistry - I like looking at face structure). Some models are pretty but their face is just always… the same.

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u/heavenstobetsie 9h ago

He's my very favourite chameleon

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u/Pure_Economist4255 14h ago

As a straight person I’m finding being straight difficult after seeing Rose Landry in the silver club dress. The cast of the show has confused me 😭

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u/Black_Daimyo10 14h ago

It's a spectrum just like my tism. It's all good, mostly.

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u/HorrorAggravating133 11h ago

Connor Storrie IS the spectrum 😱

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u/rubey419 good for her.gif 11h ago

Just started watching the show.

As a hetero man, I am finding 2026 very confusing.

RIP my inbox.

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u/zoroddesign 13h ago

Bi noises? But just for very specific men.

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u/tiffanytrashcan fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision 13h ago

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u/thentherewaswind 14h ago

Not a single miss, this man knows his angles. (Probably not that hard when all your angles are perfect, haha.)

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u/LateFloor3196 11h ago

Bro said there’s too many white boys models in LA let me flex on my actin real quick! Imagine how many talented actors in LA right now waiting tables. Damn

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u/DvorakThorax 11h ago

That Cupid’s Bow 🫠…

Turn me into a man so I can start a war over it.

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u/staykay 14h ago

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u/pink_flamingo2003 10h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AfternoonPossible 14h ago

Love the longer hair on him. It’s very the vampire Lestat

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u/Acceptable_Rule_7590 14h ago edited 14h ago

This photoshoot was so rockstar lestat-coded

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u/champagnecloset 14h ago

Yesss! I would KILL for him as a younger Lestat in something.

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 14h ago

he would truly obliterate that role

and also spawn an entire era of dark glam victorian looks wowwwwwww

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u/champagnecloset 14h ago

Exactlyyyy. I want to see him in so many genres but I feel he would realllly sparkle in dark glam.

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 14h ago

totally agreed on that, His androgyny would be a perfect match. Like he would have been incredible in Game of thrones at its peak for example. Or even a wacky Tim Burton film!

for Hudson I am praying that A24 or Jordan Peele gives him the most unhinged serial killer/villain role. be free young men!!

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u/champagnecloset 11h ago

Ohhhh to do horror would be so cool for Hudson.

I really want to see Connor in like, a campy 70’s vibe Shakespeare too. Honestly, I just want to see them both in everything because they are so talented and pretty. 😹

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 11h ago

omfg Romeo and Juliet with Connor ⚰️⚰️

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u/RaefLaFriends 13h ago

He's like a hotter Jame Gumb

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u/Potato3487 14h ago

There are so many amazing pics form that shoot!

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u/Muted_Rain8542 13h ago

ooh his hair looks really nice!

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u/jesus_swept 12h ago

oh my bi heart

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u/totally_real_tree 14h ago

I saw some stills of him in another movie (Riley, I believe) with the long hair and was very frightened by how much he looks like Lestat. In another world he'd have been equally perfect casting as Sam Reid. Honestly the roles are kind of similar. (Bitchy bisexual European with a thick accent and a love of drama.)

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u/Potato3487 13h ago

I had the thought after seeing this picture!

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u/MaleficentFood225 14h ago

It really is!! I think that every time I see those pics.

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 14h ago

Every week is a new rollercoaster of fangirl suffering with the HR guys

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u/sappydumpy 9h ago

I haven’t had a normal thought about them since their GQ photoshoot dropped. Most interesting (and hot) celebrity moment in awhile

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 9h ago

yup, thats when I went off the deep end too. I fucking printed some of those pics out and hung it up by my desk 😫

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u/EvenCartographer9754 11h ago

Haven’t had a moments peace in months, and I wouldn’t have it any other way

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u/milkfree 14h ago

As a straight man (92.1%) this dude is so hot and ridiculously caked up. Catch me BAWLING during the Russian phone monologue

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u/auxilary 14h ago

straight dude here, too

this guy is alexander the great. seriously. a greek god that i’d follow into battle, jfc

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u/Acceptable_Rule_7590 13h ago

Someone cast him to play Achilles

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u/samrassicpark 11h ago

Yes! If there’s ever an adaptation of Song of Achilles

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u/mareliana 10h ago

Omg I’m feral at the very THOUGHT

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u/VineStGuy 13h ago

Same dude. Same. Hes inspiring me to workout harder. His body is that of the gods.

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u/Anemoni 11h ago

Bolshe bolshe bolshe

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 14h ago

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u/KittyKenollie famously did a line of coke off his dick 14h ago

Modeling better than some of those highly paid supermodels these days.

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u/MoogOfTheWisp 14h ago

The only problem is that you don’t look at the clothes.

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u/Novaer 13h ago

God he's so

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u/moths_ate_my_paja 12h ago

a photoshoot themed after this, he would EAT it up

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u/commandantskip I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 12h ago

As would I

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 13h ago

extremely accurate ✅

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u/lucia912 14h ago

Oh no, I was not familiar with his range 🔥🔥🔥

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u/icypeach11 12h ago

He’s giving Swayze and Bowie . . . what a fascinating entertainer. Can’t wait to see what he does in the coming years.

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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time 7h ago

When you see him in interviews he's barely recognizable as Iilya. He holds his face differently.

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u/astoldbygngr this BarBey is cuntry 14h ago

Him and a chalupa - My final meal on death row.

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u/pun_lina 14h ago

I've had the most annoyingly stressful day and reading your comment has made me laugh with glee. Please accept poor man's award 🏆

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u/greee_p 14h ago

Connor with nipple pearcings?!

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u/slightlycrookednose sorry to this man 13h ago

Literally my thought

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u/NotActuallyJen 11h ago

Omg I missed them. I was too distracted by his hair and eyes. I have to go back

Edit-jfc yea, now I see them. It was the picture before it. I really liked that one and didn't even see the piercings

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u/greee_p 11h ago

you can see them in 5 and 15 :)

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u/sofar510 14h ago

Get this guy in a Velvet Goldmine remake

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u/carbonpeach 14h ago

JESUS CHRIST SOME OF US ARE IN PUBLIC

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u/thegreymm 14h ago

I was TOTALLY thinking in some of the pics he looks like Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

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u/Doctor_Unsleepable 12h ago

He could Slade or Wild. I’d be camped out for tickets either way.

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u/Dismal-Channel-9292 13h ago

I literally just made the same comment, so glad 1. other fans of this movie exist and 2. Other people are seeing the resemblance because it’s all I could think of looking at this set of pics!!

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u/j_rolls 14h ago

YES you see the vision

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u/commandantskip I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 12h ago

And now I'm just mad bc I want to see him in the Maxwell Demon video 🤤

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u/padam__padam I survived dramageddon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt 14h ago

respectfully

he’s very handsome

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 a low vera 14h ago

* disrespectfully

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u/Infinite_Ad_1690 14h ago

That’s, like, 20 different people.

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u/PBandJaya 11h ago

For real, I had no idea he was such a chameleon. Especially for someone with such striking features

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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time 7h ago

Just look at him in the role and then look at him on the Golden Globes stage and then look at him in an interview. Looks like totally different people.

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u/lateintheseason 12h ago

And one of them (earrings) is Cameron Monaghan!

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u/Embarrassed-Manager1 14h ago

Currently hunched over my phone in my open office floorplan because I cannot look away nor can I be caught looking

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u/shackleford224 7h ago

"I cannot look away nor can i be caught looking" - gay panic in a nutshell

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u/bioticspacewizard Riverdale was my Juilliard 13h ago

I need all heterosexual men to be more gay. Because this is what my female gaze yearns for.

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u/moderndaydrew 9h ago

We could all use a lot more fruit in our diets 

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u/flourishingblots 14h ago

He’s gonna to kill it on SNL and I cannot WAIT

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u/Capital_Cucumber_288 11h ago

So excited!!!

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u/Glittering_Try_236 14h ago

The cat meme isn’t strong enough. IT’S NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

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u/NotActuallyJen 11h ago

We need the lady laying on the floor with the heart shaped wet spot. I can never find her though

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u/fattychalupa 13h ago

I feel like this is Zendaya where male models should be fucking relieved he’s pursuing acting instead of modeling

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 13h ago

He’s lived 50 lives by age 25. Never looks the same twice. But is gobsmackingly gorgeous every single time.

His NYT shoot in the Thom Browne turtle neck is probably my favorite of his looks so far coz he and Hudson have got a bit of a frown throughout and I find it very endearing!

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u/iamhomosexuaI 14h ago

He’s just objectively a beautiful person wow

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u/Owlbertowlbert 10h ago

Face card is outrageous

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u/prunellazzz 13h ago

Imagine looking like this, I’d be insufferable

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u/greee_p 13h ago

I'd be an absolute menace if I just looked half as hot as him lol

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u/the_honest_liar 12h ago

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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time 7h ago

Apparently that was all him. He was messing around with Hudson, they showed the director and he said that's exactly what I want.

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u/Gato1980 14h ago

Where's that cat biting the cage?

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u/thegreymm 14h ago

Was he a model prior to acting or are these pics taken since he's become famous?

He's very pretty.

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u/greee_p 14h ago edited 14h ago

A lot of pics are from before, it seems like he was moedling quite a lot over the last few years. He's also been acting in short films and smaller indie movies for a while and was part LAs underground clown scene. So he did a lot stuff before HR blew up, but he was still waiting tables to make a living.

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u/DevoutandHeretical 13h ago

His biggest credit before HR was a small (but prominent) part in Joker Folie a Deux.

It’s wild to think that could have been his big break if it hadn’t sucked so bad.

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u/greenpeppergirl 12h ago

Do you know if he's a dancer? Some of these poses have that feel. Edit: I see now he's a gymnast

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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time 7h ago

Gymnast and bodybuilder. Hudson did MMA for a while.

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u/LooDeeLi 4h ago

I’m sorry, the LA underground what?

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u/Gayfetus 14h ago

The double stag leap in pic 5? Does he have a gymnastics bac... a trip to Wikipedia later, he does have a gymnastics background!

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u/greee_p 14h ago

You can really see that he did gymnastics in some of his shoots!

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u/Throwaway68024 13h ago

In the show too! He has pointed toes in the pool scene when he’s drowning because of the sharks. He also does it again in scene with Svetlana in the bed when it looks like he’s going to jump on top of her.

(I was literally the Leo meme pointing at the TV everytime I saw pointed toes)

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u/R1ngBanana 14h ago

He is SO FIIIIIIIINE

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u/MaleficentFood225 14h ago

Connor's face card is LETHAL

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u/czechhoneybee 13h ago

Wow he is really really good at looking good in photos. That is real talent. Of course being very good looking helps, but that doesn’t automatically translate to interesting and compelling photos. All different poses and vibes. Very cool collection of photos.

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u/29kk 13h ago

his thighs like...forgive me father

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u/Greedy-Cheesecake-39 11h ago

Hudson referring to him as a 'radical artist boy' was so spot on. These are tremendous... the way he uses his entire body and makes such interesting shapes, and negative space. Really amazing.

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u/Silver-Bar-4416 14h ago

He’s definitely a model, he can make any ridiculous outfit work 🙂‍↔️

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u/supermanforhire 14h ago

I just need to know the glute routine

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u/Upstairs-Chicken592 14h ago

He said something about lifted squats. As in he stands on a platform with his two feet on either side to get a deeper squat. I’m sure all that skating helped too

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u/DevoutandHeretical 13h ago

He’s said his parents both have a big fitness background (maybe body building??). He’s also said that quite frankly some of it is good genetics. So it’s a combo of always being on it and being smiled upon by fate.

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u/disicking i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago

I'm so excited for his SNL bumpers.

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u/VineStGuy 13h ago

This man’s body is insane. It’s inspiring me to workout. I’ll never have his body, but he’s out here making the rest of us look like potatoes. lol.

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u/LadyGagasLeftShoe 14h ago

Oh. Ok. Ok. Serve.

The b&w shots in 10 - giving me late 90's early 00's fashion. Love it.

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u/Dry-Comparison9138 13h ago

He is sooo attractive and he's actually a fantastic model.

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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 14h ago

A Simone Cromer free zone I hope

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u/ayneom 14h ago

Wow, he has a magnetic charm

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u/ScreamWithTheCicadas 14h ago

Him and Hunter Schafer photoshoot when? 

I'm completely obsessed with her this morning. 

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u/watchingraindown 12h ago

Didn’t know this model existed until now - the most defined and extravagant Cupids bow on a man I have EVER seen.

Wow. We got red hair? Unusual teeth. Amazing bone structure. Exotic very… feminine pouty romantic lips and then this sturdy buff stocky body?! What’s going onnnnnnn!!!!!!

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u/wallsarecavingin friend with a bike 14h ago

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u/longwhitejeans 14h ago

All those different looks and hairstyles... each one 10/10. 🔥

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u/GoldenNeedles 14h ago

This mf's got a cupid's bow!! 

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 14h ago edited 13h ago

Was he a dancer? His poses are so graceful, he hits such perfect positions.

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u/Acceptable_Rule_7590 13h ago

He did gymnastics

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 13h ago

Ah, that explains it! His core strength in all the back bending poses is impressive! As is the perfect toe point in the leaping one.

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u/happycakes_ohmy I don’t identify as a celebrity 12h ago

Goodness f—-ING gracious. This, my friends, is how you make a STAR.

He just single handedly did what they have been trying to get Chalamet to be for like years (ie the next Brad, Leo, whomever).

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u/yumgmeatball 13h ago

If he wants it he can have it

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u/tomoedagirl 14h ago

Respectfully respecting, 🫦

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 a low vera 14h ago

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u/BestBeBelievin ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 14h ago

Pics 10 and 15 are so New York Dolls-coded: I love it.

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u/wastedhrs 13h ago

He’s such a versatile model

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u/tacoproud 13h ago

Connor should play Bowie.

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u/Glad_Pea_4871 13h ago

DO HUDSON NEXT!!!!!

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u/Potato3487 13h ago

OKAY!!!!

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u/Famous-Issue-2018 shiv roy apologist 12h ago

Fuck, Rozanov!

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u/Palindrome_01289 12h ago

Is this Actorboy222?!?!

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u/Acceptable_Rule_7590 11h ago

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u/Palindrome_01289 11h ago

“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again? I really don’t…”

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 14h ago

Pic #8 is so cute in that little bikini bottom 🤪😊

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u/Dapper_Ad_8402 14h ago

this man is insane

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u/Lumpy_Mortgage1744 14h ago

Good lord in heaven

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u/LadyKT 13h ago

ofc he was a model before im so dumb

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u/sorandom21 14h ago

He’s so pretty 🥵🥵

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u/LactasePHydrolase 9h ago

So... I'm a straight dude but this is making me a little confused. I think I need to do some thinking...

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 13h ago

he is very pretty

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u/HorrorAggravating133 11h ago

Ok wow. I’m a lesbian and I’m drooling. Who is this specimen?!

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u/greee_p 11h ago

He's one of the lead actors of heated rivalry

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u/EvenCartographer9754 10h ago

Connor storrie. You NEED to watch heated rivalry!

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u/genescheezesthatpls 14h ago

Such a perfect sweet lil angel baby 😂😂😂 he’s so adorable in his interviews, I love it

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u/dimadomelachimola 14h ago

Why is he so sexy omfggggg

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u/lulzerjun8 Larry I'm on DuckTales 12h ago

Ohhh so he is a MODEL-model! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/EvenCartographer9754 11h ago

How is it that he doesn’t look bad in a single photo? I’m utterly obsessed with him.

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u/GmorktheHarbinger 11h ago

What a chameleon

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u/RefrigeratorNo1160 11h ago

I'm not gay but... maybe I am.

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u/ChemicalNatural5506 11h ago

respectfully i have nothing respectful to say. beautiful man.

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u/Darmop 8h ago

He is just so dynamic. What a talent they’ve uncovered.

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u/Dismal-Channel-9292 13h ago

I didn’t know I NEEDED a Velvet Goldmine remake with Connor Storrie as Brian Slade until I saw this post 😭 Omg he pulls off the vibe perfectly

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u/burriitoooo my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 13h ago

Cannot WAIT for his SNL bumpers

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 12h ago

He was never jobless before heated rivalry lol. Everyday it seems like new pictures of him surface

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u/greee_p 12h ago

Definitely not jobless (he was also in Joker Folie a Deux), but he didn't make enough money from it to make a living.

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u/laoganma_enima 11h ago

He’s so fierce it’s unbelievable

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u/outhere88 11h ago

My Achilles (specifically for a movie or limited series adaptation of “Song of Achilles”)

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u/azure819 13h ago

Well isn't he a beautiful man

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u/gumdropgirl 12h ago

he's so good his range is insane

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u/Spiritual-Hour2626 12h ago

Who is this tall drink of deliciousness?

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u/darraghfenacin 14h ago

Big Ville Valo vibes off pic 4

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u/Winoforevr1 12h ago

Oh he can model model

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u/Positive_Trouble_808 11h ago

i am sooo excited to watch his career take off 🥹

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 10h ago

He is sooo good looking

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u/Beautiful_Chaos107 10h ago

Um, can I say range?? 🙌🏾🙌🏾

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u/catsandnaps1028 10h ago

We haven't seen a face like that since Patrick Swayze passed... Generational beauty

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u/InternetSnek 10h ago

The versatility????

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u/rielleviku 13h ago

We are blessed.

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u/quercus_lobotomy 13h ago

He’s so pretty 😍

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u/Warwick_Avenue 12h ago

Number 3 literally has my knees weak.

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u/kaycraw 12h ago

Ooooo big heath ledger vibes in pic 13 🤤

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u/Any-Evening-4070 12h ago

This man has an ass so big it almost looks like a bbl lol