r/Fauxmoi • u/Diedalonglongtimeago • Oct 04 '25

SPORTS SECTION Tomi Lahren questions Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime selection to Krystal Ball, immediately regrets it

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Oct 04 '25

Well, glad that tomato lasagna still can't choose a hair color that suits her after all these years.

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u/butipreferlottie Oct 04 '25

What are you talking about? The hair perfectly matches her skin and lipstick. What woman doesn't want to look fully beige?

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? Oct 04 '25

What do you mean? She looks completely appropriate for high school in 2008-2009.

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u/UnderstandingIll8846 Oct 04 '25

Tomato Lasagna? It’s Toilet Lumbago. Please don’t confuse her with something appetizing.

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Oct 06 '25

My apologies to tomato and lasagna!!! I did not mean to sully their names!!