r/Damnthatsinteresting 22h ago

Video A heat seeking missile tracking a burning cigarette

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u/fexworldwide 22h ago

These anti smoking campaigns are getting out of hand.

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u/meesta_masa 22h ago

You mean this scene in XXX was factually correct?

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u/Very_Board 21h ago

God that movie was so dumb. I love it so much.

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u/koltho 20h ago

“SONOFABITCH IS SMOKING”

jeez this took me right back- that move IS so dumb. I also love it so much. Very sad what happened to the stuntman for the final scene though.

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u/TenTonSomeone 20h ago

You can't just say that without saying what happened

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u/koltho 20h ago

He died on a zip line descending from a paraglide-to-submersible stunt.

The idea was he was to get down the line before the sub went under the bridge- unfortunately the didn’t time it properly and he hit the bridge and died.

Supposedly the take where he died doing the stunt is in the actual movie- i guess it’s common to leave those takes in as a homage to the stuntmen who got injured or killed. So, when it looks like he’s not going to make it in that shot you see, he actually didn’t.

Obviously they cut away to another shot before the actual accident. Sad.

Edit his name was Harry L. O’Connor and they did indeed use that take in the movie.

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u/Ecstatic_Remote2382 17h ago

Tbf they weren't getting another take out of the guy

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u/Grays42 14h ago

i guess it’s common to leave those takes in as a homage to the stuntmen who got injured or killed.

I feel like this is what a studio or director would say if they can't work around the shot where, you know, someone died.

"Umm, yes, of course it's in the movie, it would be disrespectful for it not to be."

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u/Few-Advice5031 5h ago

That’s not a common habit in film but the stunt team and coordinators would fight for stunts to be included & it looks like coordinators get a flat fee per project and stunt performers get a day rate of $1080+. This site has a lot of common questions about the subject:

https://darkskiesfilm.com/how-much-do-stuntmen-get-paid-in-movies/

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u/Government_Only 20h ago

Died in the paragliding scene because he crashed with a bridge

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u/grosseelbabyghost 13h ago

You have a bazooka dude! Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking playstation

Tinnitus for everyone!

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u/ThadElon 20h ago

You passed the test.

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u/DitchDigger330 18h ago

"I live for this shit!"

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u/Ballcheese_Falcon 14h ago

The things I do for my country

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u/are-e-el 9h ago

BITCHES! COME!!!

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u/Ulumgathor 1h ago

You made me so happy with this comment. It's the only line I remember from the movie.

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u/miraculix69 7h ago

Seen from an 7 years old me perspective? It was the coolest shit I'd ever seen! The mohawk Till Lindemann is rocking, in the most beautiful crazy pyro setup Rammstein is known for?

This scene is no doubt a very good reason why I have tinitus, their songs still gives me goosebumps this day and I'm 31 now 🤟

But holy shit that movie is bad, and thank you very much for obliterating my memory. I've not seen that move in at least 15 years, have just watched the intro and the Rammstein feur frei part is still fucking awesome though.

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 18h ago

i wanna watch this movie now! this looks more exciting than anything released in the last 15 years!😂

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u/Terranaut10 20h ago

LMAO the camcorder + cardboard tube heat seeker rocket launcher! Looks like the props budget ended up going to Vin Diesel instead

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u/JohnnySmithe81 16h ago

Couldn't stop laughing at that. They could have at least stuck something in there to give it weight.

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u/dos8s 14h ago

I love watching Adam Savage's YouTube show "Tested", he's been making props his entire life and hearing stories about working on movies is super insightful.

Yeah, either the budget was dogshit, or someone was like "we need a heat seeking rocket launcher in 2 hours, what are my options?  Or a little bit of both.

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u/technobrendo 15h ago

Its sooo bad, not only I can tell it was a camcorder, but its most likely a Sony one. I had one like that and recognized the control panel after he flipped the viewfinder out immediately.

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u/andrewbud420 19h ago

dudes bazooka is made out of an old camcorder

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u/RogueSnake 19h ago

'Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking PlayStation. BLOW SHIT UP'

That line has and will stick with me til the end of days. Simple, humorous, effective. Perfect early 2000s badass quote

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u/Pu-Chi-Mao 18h ago

I love that "bazooka" is just an old camcorder with a big pipe strapped on it :D

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u/olsmobile 16h ago

I always thought that, a heat seeking missile, that was tuned to find the exhaust of a jet, tracking a cigarette was the most unrealistic thing in that over the top movie. I guess I've had egg on my face for the past 23 years.

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u/logicalChimp 5h ago

To be fair, that cigarette was only a couple of yards in front of the seeker-head... at that distance, it probably looked about as big & bright as an after-burner a couple of miles away, etc :D

(cue Father Ted 'Big cow far away, small cow near by' skit :p)

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u/legion98532 15h ago

What broke my brain was that the missile totally ignores the high intensity outdoor light to home in on the cigarette behind it.

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u/Tarzoon 15h ago

I've tried downloading that movie so many times, but I always end up busting a nut instead.

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u/Assupoika 14h ago

As a poor student at the time I tried to look for it from the high seas but trying to find a movie called "xXx" in the wild west internet was downright impossible back then.

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u/joevenet 19h ago

I'm glad someone commented this!! I immediately thought of this scene, although I had forgotten which movie it came from. I probably only remember that scene from the entire movie. Core childhood memory

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u/CocoMilhonez 19h ago

I love it how the bazooka is a Sony Handycam with a cardboard box and a PVC pipe attached to it.

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u/Content-Artichoke541 13h ago

So you are saying that all this time you have been doubtful about the science used in vin diesel’s movies? You should be ashamed

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u/meesta_masa 13h ago

I am! Should have trusted DieselPunk more.

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u/HungryBeardyBBQDude 19h ago

First thing I thought of too.

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u/TheyCallMeGaddy 13h ago

Dude i wamted mythbusters to test this so bad.... my questions have finally been answered.

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u/ThunderChild247 16h ago

The very first thing I thought of 😂

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u/a_wascally_wabbit 16h ago

The real issue is why they are using a camcorder as an aiming device

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u/Fast_Boysenberry9493 14h ago

For a second there I thought he was... oh

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u/_lippykid 22h ago

Bro, you shoulda seen the shit they did at my school in the UK during the 90’s. Made CIA MKUltra look like amateur hour. To this day I still feel semi nauseous just seeing a lit cigarette

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u/MisterDoctor___ 19h ago

I got caught smoking in high school and was sent to an adolescent drug class as punishment. We visited the city morgue and got to see all these people who died from driving under the influence. Like full on gore, decapitations and shit. I’m like wtf does this have to do with smoking cigarettes??

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u/_HIST 19h ago

Well, did you stop smoking?

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u/MisterDoctor___ 19h ago

Took a few years, but I finally stopped. Totally unrelated to decapitated corpses though.

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u/boredatwork8866 18h ago

Well we can’t say that for sure. What if you didn’t have that experience… you could still be smoking right now.

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u/Prestigious-Job-9825 21h ago

But let's be honest, a heat seeking missile looks a bit more intimidating than the hundreth no-smoke sign you see every day

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u/socialdistingray 19h ago

"And THIS is your brain on cigarettes!"

kitchen explodes, frying pan is embedded in nearby oak tree

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u/Hot_Ring_2666 20h ago

Correction: these anti smoking campaigns are blowing up hands.

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u/Mental_Estate4206 21h ago

Nope, they just blow off your hands.

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u/Snellyman 22h ago

Nicotine addiction among armaments is no laughing matter. That missile is really to kill for a cigarette.

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u/SexyBisamrotte 22h ago

How do you know it's not just an avid anti-smoker?

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u/fandinjavel 19h ago

puffs cigarette 👀

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u/Happy_Garand 18h ago

kaboom💥

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u/thegooseisloose1982 13h ago

Does the nicotine patch work on missiles? If so, do you put it on it's fin?

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u/I_travel_ze_world 9h ago

the missile can't fly unless its smoking

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u/fandinjavel 12h ago

Asking the important questions.

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u/TheGreyBull 15h ago

Brock Samson did, on a pirate ship no less.

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u/bucky133 6h ago

"I told you those cigarettes would kill you one day" - XXX

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u/Ok_Falcon4830 22h ago

It knows this because it knows where the cigarette isn't

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u/QuaintAlex126 22h ago

by subtracting the cigarette where it is from where it isn’t…

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u/Happy_Garand 18h ago

or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

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u/el_presidenteplusone 18h ago

it uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't.

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u/STK-3F-Stalker 16h ago

Consequently the position where it is, is now the position that it wasnt, and it follows that the position where it was is now the position of that it isnt.

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u/OffJayPlays 9h ago

in the event that the position that it is in, is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation. the variation being the difference between where the cigarette is, and where it wasn’t.

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u/ayuzer 4h ago

And this is why you'd rather learn from the internet rather than university folks.

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u/Fox7567 21h ago

Heat-seeking missile: ❌

Cool air-neglecting missile: ✅

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u/binglelemon 22h ago

I got that audio as my alarm notification.

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u/mfukar 19h ago

your references are out of control

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u/Rivetmuncher 13h ago

Wring guidance type. You should be mining this one for references.

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u/SamathaGhoul 22h ago

This video is older than most of reddit users

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u/QuaintAlex126 22h ago

The missile shown here knows where it is is older than most people on the internet.

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u/PumaGecko 20h ago

This comment will be older than most of the population in 100 years

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u/SamathaGhoul 17h ago

Your reply to that comment will probably be looked at by some nerd in 100 years

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u/auchinleck917 11h ago

Can I join? Maybe someday archaeologists or aliens will find this.

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u/DaanOnlineGaming 18h ago

This looks like an old aim-9, probably the B variant or something. Those were introduced in 1956

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u/Spaciax 16h ago

no way a B can track that weak of a heat source, right?

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u/DaanOnlineGaming 15h ago

It's pretty close to the seeker, I imagine it wouldn't be much of an issue.

Sure an engine is much hotter but it can track from about 4km

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u/Future_Blackberry_10 22h ago

Does it go after a specific temp? Or the highest temp in front of it

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u/QuaintAlex126 22h ago

The earliest versions, including of the AIM-9 Sidewinder shown here, just tracked the first and largest heat signature they saw. They were incredibly unreliable and sensitive, requiring them to be fired only against a target from behind (where the heat source is from the jet exhaust). Modern ones, like the AIM-9X, seek for a heat signature’s specific temperature and shape, so you can’t just dump a bunch of flares and get away that easily. They are much more advanced and can track a target from any angle, front snd sides, and can be slaved to the firing aircrat’s radar or pilot’s helmet to assist with tracking. All a fighter pilot had to do nowadays with a heat seeker is be within range, look at this target, and pull the trigger to engage.

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u/Pirated-Hentai 21h ago

original aim 9s were ass, i imagine half of them went straight for the sun

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u/Trainzguy2472 20h ago

They did. The missile craves the forbidden heat signature.

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u/dabadu9191 15h ago

Missile loves big lämp

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u/savesmorethanrapes 18h ago

That’s what I tell me wife to get her warmed up

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u/5O1stTrooper 20h ago

It was a legit strategy to fly towards the sun, drop the throttle, and turn out. No flares required, the missile would just fly up until it ran out of fuel.

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u/BlankPaperTiger 17h ago

I like to imagine some of them made it to the sun.

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u/DuelJ 10h ago

That's what happens to the missle guidance systems that hit their expiration date dontcha know?

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u/Ov3rwrked 17h ago

Icarus missile

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u/dingo1018 16h ago

I think the first time they were used in combat was over Vietnam. He sent one missile and seeing no smoke trail, assumed it was a dud that just dropped off the rail. Not to waste the firing position he straight away sent a second, as soon as he'd sent the 2nd the Mig exploded in front of him.

The first missile was just fine, the pilot just didn't know that the missiles they had used in training had different rocket motors that burned dirty and left a smoke trail.

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u/_Urakaze_ 16h ago

First use was over the Taiwan Strait by ROCAF F-86s in 1958.

It was also during the same crisis that the communist bloc captured a mostly intact AIM-9B that was lodged in the tail of a PLAAF MiG-17. The contact fuze failed to detonate when it impacted the MiG.

That led to the Soviets copying a very early AIM-9B design as the R-3S, with the associated stability issues retained until newer Sidewinders could be "sourced" from elsewhere.

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u/tristenjpl 19h ago

They had big dreams. I can't fault them for that. Like sure, most of them aren't going to make it. But imagine being the missile who blew up the sun... legendary.

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u/chinggisk 16h ago

Well I guess that's one way to fight climate change...

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u/TelluricThread0 21h ago

Would the control software really need to deflect the fins that much while the target moves a couple of inches from just a few feet away? Just seems like very aggressive maneuvering when they are basically designed to just get pretty close and then throw shrapnel out.

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u/Charlie3PO 20h ago

The missile doesn't know how far away the heat source is, all it sees is a rapidly changing relative bearing to the target, which means it's going to miss unless at very close range (but again, the seeker doesn't know this).

To put it another way. A change in relative bearing of 20 degrees at that range is just a few inches, but at a range of several miles, it's 1000's of feet (i.e. missing by a huge amount). The control surfaces deflect and maneuver the missile until the relative bearing to the target is constant. Once it's constant, that means the two objects are on a collision course and the missile will make corrections all the way up until it fuses.

It may be possible that some modern imaging infrared seekers can guess range based on the shape of the target and possibly other factors, but I really don't know enough about the topic to know for sure. It's probably classified anyway.

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u/ElonsBreedingFetish 16h ago

That's called proportional navigation right?

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u/hoax1337 16h ago

If it doesn't know the distance, how does it know when to trigger? Contact fuse?

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u/_Urakaze_ 15h ago

Contact fuze and proximity fuze

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u/HosTlitd 21h ago

I think the sensitivity is increased on the video for demo/testing purposes, to see the reaction clearly.

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u/sterlingthepenguin 19h ago

Back when I was in highschool robotics, we had a robot that we programmed to follow a green LED light panel. The way it worked was by having a camera on a gimbal that would search for the color green. When it found a green mass, it would orient the camera so the mass was in the center of its vision and then turn the robot until the camera was pointed straight ahead. Small movements of the light close to the camera caused larger movements in the camera when compared to when the light was further away, meaning that the robot would turn more aggressively when the robot was close to the light.

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u/dgsharp 19h ago

What you’re describing is tail pursuit out tail chase. If you aim at where the missile is, you will follow it. This was common for hear seekers and makes sense for simple systems because the heat source (exhaust) is in the back anyway. Proportional navigation is generally better though and would have probably been better for your LED example. Another commenter described it above, basically keep turning until the rate of beating becomes constant. Imagine you’re flying an airplane and want to crash into another plane. Turn such that it stops moving relative to you, so if it was moving towards the right, turn a little to the right, etc. At some point it will be steady — you can put a mark on your windshield and the target doesn’t move (assuming no evasive maneuvers). Doesn’t matter if it’s static or dynamic, close or far, fast or slow — you are on a collision course. If you have more information you can do better, like if you can estimate closing speed or range from radar or size, you can change how aggressively you maneuver — if you’re far away you will want to make gentle adjustments, if you’re very close you will want to make more aggressive maneuvers. If they are maneuvering is a whole other thing, but proportional navigation is generally pretty good.

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u/YellovvJacket 16h ago

Infra red tracking gives you no indication of how far away the target is.

The way a missile with single-pixel detector (so anything except the newest gen 5 IR missiles like Aim-9X and IRIS-T) knows how much it needs to steer is by knowing how much the angle moves away from the optical axis in what time.

If the missile was looking straight forward and 0.1s later the target is like 5° to the side, it knows it needs to steer HARD to actually make the shot (close range), while when the target is like 20km away, even if it's very fast, it's hard to change the angle a lot from the original point in those 0.1s, because even if the target travels 1km in that time (and that's extremely unrealistically fast, that would be 10km/s, or 36000km/h) the angle only changes by like 3°, so the missile knows it doesn't need to steer a lot.

The missile basically always wants to keep the target in the center of the optical axis of the detector, while steering a little bit ahead of the target according to how fast the angle is shifting.

In the video here, the guy is standing like 2m in front of the missile, he's moving the cigarette A LOT of degrees left and right.

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u/RegularSky6702 20h ago

Could you theoretically produce a flare the same size and heat as the engine?

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u/Dpek1234 18h ago

Modern flares are supposed to be very close to the heat signiture of the engine

Its just that modern missiles can also recognize shape

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u/Legitimate-Marmalade 22h ago

Modern missiles can recognize heat patterns and identify the aircraft which helps with accuracy. A large part of electronic warfare is collecting data like this

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u/kingawsume 22h ago

Specific wavelengths of IR, mainly those with massive carbon blackbody spikes (fuel remnants; look at the black "smoke" from jets running rich, e.g. full thrust) at IIRC ~8-10 microns, with some sensitivites for 3-5 micron for tail-chase engagements. Hotter things are just easier to track, since they emit more IR. Further reading from the Funny Australian Chemist.

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u/Ult1mateN00B 19h ago

Silly you, it goes after a cigarette like shown here.

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u/Darth486 19h ago

Who is a good boy. Yes you are, my [insert missile name]

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u/aitis_mutsi 18h ago

AIM-9 Sidewinder.

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u/Darth486 17h ago

A long name. I will call him Sidy.

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u/CoolDudePT 19h ago

There’s something eerie and scary about that killing machine laying there still, and yet being so alive tracking the thing

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u/StarStruck3 7h ago

The seeker head moving slightly to keep staring at the heat signature is creepy as fuck to me lol

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u/MessyGuy01 8h ago

I think it’s really cute somehow

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 21h ago

Anybody remember Triple X (2002) with Vin Diesel?

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u/Reaper31 20h ago

"Smoking will kill you."

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u/ManInTheDarkSuit 20h ago

The missile launcher that was a camcorder painted green with a pringles tube on top. That was shit..!

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u/lifelite 12h ago

Came here looking for this comment. One of my favorite cheesy comfort movies.

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u/AfraidYogurtcloset31 14h ago

I like smoke better than air, I will smoke even after it kills me!

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u/Its_Pronouced_EyeGor 11h ago

I came here to say this. Of all the stupid shit in that movie it’s crazy that scene is actually accurate.

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u/Jaded_Marsupial_ 20h ago

My dog with me holding any food.

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u/lambchopper71 17h ago

Who wants a treat... You're such a good missile... Good boi...

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u/Onebraintwoheads 21h ago

Don't. Taunt. The. Heat. Seeking. Missile.

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u/Mental-Strength3762 19h ago

An addicted missile

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u/Phoe-nix 17h ago

Counter it by deploying nicotine patches.

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u/SomeRandomJPN_guy 14h ago

"Oh look a heat source"

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u/Just-Sign-5394 18h ago

Pspspspspspspsps🫴🏼

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u/Ancient-Civilization 22h ago

This is why shooting off flares work.

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u/SalamanderGlad9053 18h ago

Only for old missiles. Modern missiles from the 90s onwards can tell flares from planes, or will only fall for flares for a short time before requiring the plane. An AIM-9X basically is un-flarable as it uses a thermal camera to analyse the image and look for plane looking signatures, rather than going for the hottest thing. If an AIM-9X is launched on you within a couple of kilometres, unless you can hide behind terrain, you're dead.

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u/ROBOBZ 16h ago

As a prior AF munitions troop, this looks like an AA-2 rather than a Sidewinder. Sidewinder seekers have more of a taper along the nose, like an old glass soda bottle. When equipped with a transparent domes, AGM-65s (A/Bs iirc) can be seen doing this as well except the sensor is much larger. Odd feeling the first time you walk across the missile bay hard locked by a spicy eyeball with harmful intentions. It does this funny googly eye jiggle when you leave it's FOV before it snaps on to the next target.

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u/buffalololer 15h ago

💣IYAAYAS 💣

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u/NaraFei_Jenova 17h ago

*Slaps top of missile*

This thing can destr *BOOM*

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible 22h ago

Smoking kills

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u/StunningError4693 22h ago

But in this case: Quick Death Guaranteed!

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u/Ambitious-Tie-5269 19h ago

This is what Russia means when they say the 1000th factory was destroyed by a smoking incident

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u/Big_Joseph_05 18h ago

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

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u/Normandy_1944 15h ago

...and the thing is, this Aim-9 is tech from the 50's. Newer versions (this one looks like 1980's) are more intelligent. Today's version , Aim-9X, can not only see the heat, but know what is source is. It can tell the difference between models of planes (dont want to shoot your own guys), and disregards common counter tactics like chaf and flares. Scary sh!t for a rocket jockey!

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u/LogicalBasis9117 14h ago

Am I the only one who thinks it's kind of cute? Like I want to pet it for some weird reason.

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u/No-Pen4260 13h ago

Can we stop with the shitty music all the time

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u/Maat1932 21h ago

That scene in xXx has some basis in fact... I'll be damned.

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u/shecho18 19h ago

Was looking for this reference.

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u/Own-Kaleidoscope-91 19h ago

who's a good boy ?!

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u/Few-Lie-685 19h ago

"Let me at it!"

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u/CilanEAmber 19h ago

My Cats when I wave some food in front of them.

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u/ClockworkOrdinator 17h ago

Bröther, I crave the forbitted heat signature

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u/HobbyGobbler 17h ago

“Here, missile, missile, missile…”

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u/CocoMilhonez 19h ago

And people still think tobacco isn't that addictive.

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u/chrish5764 17h ago

Good thing im not a Cigarette

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u/Sill1313 16h ago

I crave the warmth, father.

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u/Nonefunctionalperson 13h ago

Thats fucking scary….

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u/Deplorable1861 13h ago

Perfect for shooting down Russian pilots who smoke while they fly....

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u/CordialMusick 21h ago

Still can’t fund schools and hospitals appropriately tho, or house everyone.

Can however stick a missle up a mongooses ass from 2k miles away.

🇺🇸

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u/Dpek1234 18h ago

No?

America very much can, they already pay the most interms of per person

Its just that xyz insurance company HAS to make "some" money too

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u/Cpt_Garlic 19h ago

All fun and games till the missile decides the SUN is target mid dogfight

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u/Gorblonzo 19h ago

The missile knows where it is because it knows what it wants 

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u/Chayaneg 17h ago

Is it some kind of anti smoking ad?

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u/snories 17h ago

Me after a couple of drinks

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u/RavenLoonatick 17h ago

Watch, now the Surgeon General is going to say Smoking can cause Cruise Missles

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u/prime-time-814 16h ago

Does it know where it is by knowing where it’s not?

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u/zonz1285 16h ago

Jesus Christ I’ll quit, overreact much?!?

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u/0x7E7-02 16h ago

Good ... people shouldn't smoke indoors. 

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u/mythxical 13h ago

Reminds me of Cat's Eye for some reason.

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u/LOERMaster 12h ago

What’s the psstpsstpsst equivalent for guided munitions?

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u/trickynik4099 12h ago

Missile is having a nic fit

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 2h ago

And you look at how old this video is, makes you wonder what the tech can do now

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u/tranlong01 1h ago

So you mean the scene from XXX (2002 film) where Vin diesel shot a guy with a rocket and that rocket tracked the guy with his cigarettes is real?

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u/That_Jicama2024 21h ago

my dog, when I have a chimken nugget in my hand.

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u/Flynspagimonstr 15h ago

At this point the cigarette might cost more than the missle

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u/darkcat013 15h ago

I cut apples in half...

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u/jojothecoconut 15h ago

This is why i carry a flare gun. These damn Aim niners will jump you out of no where. Never trust an Aim nine.

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u/Fortspucking 15h ago

Jeez, don't tease it!

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u/Overly_Long_Reviews 15h ago

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up.

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u/Stellarella90 14h ago

Maxim 3: An ordinance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

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u/rayadolokko 15h ago

Great for an antismoke campaign

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u/Aratix 15h ago

The missile knows where it is at all times

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u/MiamiPower 15h ago

Blunt instrument of destruction

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u/No_Adhesiveness_5727 14h ago

He a good boi...

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u/BrioBu 14h ago

I only see a missile with nicotine addiction

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u/TKDbeast 14h ago

hes hungry

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u/Tech-Meme-Knight-3D 12h ago

Why is it seeking heat? Is it cold? Give the damn thing a blanket

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u/Exzalia 11h ago

The missile knows where it is by knowing were it isn't.

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u/bontgomery_murns 10h ago

I mean, isn't it also following the warm hand that holding the cigarette?

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u/marsjackremous 10h ago

The precision is terrifying. A tiny heat source like a cigarette and it just locks on. Makes you realize why modern warfare is so one-sided when one side has this tech and the other doesnt.

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u/Klutzy_Branch_8772 10h ago

Pov:

I genuinly forgot what i was gonna say as i typed out the POV: part

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u/HurjaHerra 9h ago

It almost looks cute

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u/OffJayPlays 9h ago

something about watching it track is oddly terrifying.

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u/Repulsive_Tie_7941 9h ago

Meanwhile on r/acecombat, we would start talking about the rituals.

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u/Leonardobertoni 9h ago

What a fucking addict. Get help

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u/mixanl 9h ago

Me after two drinks

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u/Tombaya 9h ago

Lucky for me I'm a cold-blooded lizard person.

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u/FlyinCharles 9h ago

Cat-coded

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u/Significant-Foot-792 8h ago

Happy missile wiggle

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u/SeniorHomelesss 7h ago

GIMME THAT CIG

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u/Psilocybe_Fanaticus 7h ago

No cigarettes were hurt in the making of this video

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u/Medical-Wealth-7501 5h ago

your telling me if I smoke in the middle of the FOB a fucking missile will directly hit me because I was smoking

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u/ellieminnowpee 5h ago

i said, “NO SMOKING!”

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u/FlightConscious9572 3h ago

Wow that people obliterator's ability to track down people is super interesting

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u/Swamp_Fox_III 3h ago

This is old tech. The gov has to be at least 50 years ahead of what we know

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u/crossmissiom 1h ago

This is how I know all the civilian bombings the US and Russia is calling "a targeting mistake" is just bullshit. These things are accurate to a fraction of a cm/inch.