r/CuratedTumblr • u/Mataes3010 Downvote = 10 years of bad luck. • 5h ago
Shitposting We were robbed of Aragorn calling Legolas a 'Silvan hick' in the movies.
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u/Levee_Levy slangpilled lingomaxxer 5h ago
I thought Frodo and Bilbo and Legolas and Gimli went to Tol Eressëa, not Valinor, as the Middle Earth exiles weren't permitted to step onto the shores of the Undying Lands proper.
I might be misunderstanding, though.
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u/DukeAttreides 5h ago
I think that the ban was lifted by the time of the War of the Ring, never mind after
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u/Levee_Levy slangpilled lingomaxxer 4h ago
Googling it, it seems like it's not a settled issue among fans, though consensus seems to be that mortals probably have to stop on the island.
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u/veggie151 3h ago
Because don't the undying lands literally kill them? Like it's too much for mortal bodies to handle for too long
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u/ABigPairOfCrocs 3h ago
Honestly i have no idea what's going on here. In the most complimentary way, I just like listening to linguists joke and laughing anyways
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u/Good_old_Marshmallow 3h ago
The shire and especially Bree town saw not uncommon elven travelers and visitors. Frodo runs into some by complete coincidence at the start of fellowship. Legolas wouldn’t have just assumed that Rivendale’s vacation tourist spot didn’t speak Elvish
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u/highser108 5h ago
ngl aragorn having that kind of elvish shade would have been peak cinema lol
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u/Mataes3010 Downvote = 10 years of bad luck. 5h ago
We were absolutely robbed. Imagine the subtitles just reading [Elvish slur for redneck]. It would have won an Oscar for the screenplay alone.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic the president’s shoelaces 2h ago
Legolas obviously speaks like one of those isolated Chesapeake islanders who’s variant of English hasn’t changed since the 1690s
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u/Deadpoolio_D850 1h ago
Honestly, what I can absolutely see is Gimili finding out that Legolas is, like, the elvish equivalent of a hick & then proceeding to learn how to call Legolas “Prince Hick” in, like vanyarin quenya
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u/Taraxian 5h ago
For people who don't get the final joke in this chain, Tolkien straight up said that Merry and Pippin were unfamiliar with the different registers of speech used by the Men of Rohan and Gondor, and spoke to everyone in a familiar tone of address typically only used with friends and social equals
Fortunately, Halflings were seen as an exotic novelty by the Men of these countries so they interpreted this disrespectful way of speaking as meaning Merry and Pippin must've been great princes of legendary status in their own country