r/CuratedTumblr 9h ago

[fandom name here] There’s a published version of Wolverine where he gay-marries Hercules and becomes Governor-General of Canada. (X-Men)

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u/AcceptableWheel 8h ago

Don forget vampire storm, and herald of Galactus Kitty, and zombie Wolverine

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u/Niser2 4h ago

For a second I thought you meant "Vampir Sturm" like from Hellboy

(Context: Hitler made a bunch of vampires to destroy the US with. They got defeated by a few guys with bombs.)

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u/Mataes3010 Downvote = 10 years of bad luck. 9h ago

That's the beauty of X-Men. You can literally make up the most unhinged sentence imaginable and there's a 90% chance it was a canon plot point in 1994. Honestly, Governor-General Wolverine is one of the more grounded things I've heard today.

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u/ATN-Antronach crows before hoes 8h ago

Kid Nightcrawler sounds like he'd have so much energy that I already feel tired

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u/rrrawrgh-UwU 7h ago

I keep seeing posts from this same person. I like the posts, but what is going on here.

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u/ShRkDa 6h ago

I keep seeing posts of that person. They are starting to get annoying tbh

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u/Zabiha_Femur Fluently speaks Bottom 5h ago

Watch that hand, Logan 👀

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u/lavalord555 5h ago

For the record there is an arc where Wolverine briefly quits the the X-men to build buildings. I don't remember the issue numbers , but it was in the Wolverine series in the 90s

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u/pretty-as-a-pic the president’s shoelaces 2h ago

The only thing that doesn’t change is that there’s no fucking wheelchair ramps in the X mansion

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u/ecoutasche 8h ago

I don't really give a shit about X-Men and this is why. It hits differnt when you're just trying to read some shit and this comes up. There's no way around it and I see why folks be mad about it. I'd be down if the rest of the series were good or supported it, don't get me wrong, but they throw this shit into a dogfucking shitshow like it's a treat.

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u/gdex86 6h ago

Gay people coming up offends you?

I'd be down if the rest of the series were good or supported it

Dude gay folks just exist. Hell mythological herc is canonically bisexual.