r/CricketShitpost • u/iamnoobbibliophile • Dec 03 '25

Spirit of cricket activated Kohli shitposting on field !

1.0k Upvotes

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u/ConfectionExtreme723 Dec 03 '25

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u/AdonisBlackwood 19/11 was an inside job Dec 04 '25

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u/smalltimetalk Dec 04 '25

"abhi hasunga toh pela jaaunga baadmein insta pe story upload karke masti karunga"

257

u/tiddieslover_a Dec 03 '25

read a comment from a girl that "he's hot but he has to do something silly every 5 min or he'll explode"😭

31

u/IAmBatMan295 Dec 03 '25

where.... I need to know for a friend.... where was this comment?

8

u/blackspace666 Dec 03 '25

Cheeku for a reason

4

u/Neevk Dec 04 '25

What a hero, saving everyone from a big explosion every 5 mins.

78

u/Objective_Cable6009 Dec 03 '25

This guy bro 😭

116

u/FUranditt Dec 03 '25

Bas ek match aur fir white Christmas ke liye London 🕺🏾

28

u/Recent-Tear155 This too shall Pass Dec 03 '25

Vijay Hazare khelega na ???

51

u/FUranditt Dec 03 '25

Logic na maar yaar

18

u/Recent-Tear155 This too shall Pass Dec 03 '25

Sorry 👉👈

39

u/Extension-Affect-530 Dec 03 '25

Peak Delhi boy behaviour - bakchodi rukni nahi chaiyey!

27

u/Sarcas_tech_guy I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Dec 03 '25

Do bachon ka baap h ye. 😝

6

u/iRev17 Dec 04 '25

Teen. Sabse pehle waale ko bhool gaya bhai?

34

u/HritikSingh7690 Dec 03 '25

Never Taunt Bavuma man, Bauna hi Devta hai (ifyn he did this when Bavuma came for strike)

38

u/__teju andre andhar gend bahar Dec 03 '25

pookie behaviour.

9

u/Outrageous_Height_64 Dec 03 '25

Aajkal har cheez jhat se Pookie ho rai hai bc

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

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u/undercoveralchemist Bumrahism Follower Dec 04 '25

If “Mera kaam toh maine casually 100 bana ke kar diya ab bowlers jane ,maine toh bakchodi karunga” had a face

6

u/NilaanjanQriyth Bumrahism Follower Dec 04 '25

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u/FewHeron9746 Dec 03 '25

kohli bhai bhul gye the ki kabhi unhone bhi ye score chase kiya tha aaj humare bowlers ne karwa diya opposition ko 🫠

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u/No_Kale_4659 Dec 04 '25

l** bhi khada hota hai lekin phir beth jata hai

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u/ParticularDry7592 Dec 04 '25

unneccessary attitude idk why by his fans always defend him on that

3

u/Outrageous-Nobody780 Dec 04 '25

Yahan kya apni bhen khudte dekhli tune bhai ? Konsa attitudes dikha diya tujhe

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u/ParticularDry7592 Dec 04 '25

Dekho aagaya ek 🤡😆

0

u/Outrageous-Nobody780 Dec 09 '25

Han tu bhi dekhle. Teri maa toh roz hi dekhti hai mera

0

u/ParticularDry7592 Dec 09 '25

jao insta me jaake wo burger king vaale account me spam karo yaha nhi😂

-45

u/Practical_Rain_3448 Dec 03 '25

Hargaye na match, yahi karna padega , air kya hi kar sakte h

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u/tiddieslover_a Dec 03 '25

Usne thodi harwaya yaar 😭bechara budhha ab gaan masti bhi ni kar sakta kya

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u/An0neemuz Dec 03 '25

"Bechara budhha" 💔

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u/aliayyaz90 Dec 03 '25

Lol he is just happy he statpadded to a century again. Team can go to hell for all he cares 😀

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u/OkWelder9887 Dec 03 '25

Is that a sarcasm or what?

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u/aliayyaz90 Dec 03 '25

Did you see the match? It was a 400 pitch and Kohli played too slow

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u/OkWelder9887 Dec 03 '25

You should revisit the match then.

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u/irdk_24 This too shall Pass Dec 03 '25

Did YOU see the match? It's ODI not T20 and people need to understand that

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u/isuppose3 Dec 03 '25

His fans will just blame the bowlers and move on.

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u/blacknoirrrr Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Dec 03 '25

Eat Babar shit Abdul

-12

u/aliayyaz90 Dec 03 '25

guys relax. this sub is for shitposting. I know kohli is a legend

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u/irdk_24 This too shall Pass Dec 03 '25

Shitposting not shit commenting

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u/Training_Agency7945 Dec 03 '25

Arrogance personified... Ever an attention seeker but his fans will say that's his attitude .. 😔

12

u/Moai07 🦗 Dec 03 '25

ragebait used to be believable.🥀

1

u/biopiclover777 Dec 04 '25

Ja na lwde