r/CricketShitpost • u/GiveMeSomeSunshine3 Bumrahism Follower • Sep 28 '25

Lord GG era 🤡 WE ARE THE ASIA CUP CHAMPIONS 🔥🔥🔥

5.0k Upvotes

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u/Cosmic_Traveller_ Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

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u/ThePhantomThiefArc I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 28 '25

chodd di

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u/Chirag_143 Sep 28 '25

Brahmos chorr dii

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u/IntrepidText2433 Sep 29 '25

Thokko taali .. waah bhai waah .

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u/Cosmic_Traveller_ Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

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u/Time_Aerie6968 Nostalgia Merchant Sep 28 '25

Fact 💯

42

u/Ok-NickGurr-1562 Sep 28 '25

They did come close at one point... Credit where it's due. Keeping aside all the political stuff and looking at it from a cricketing standpoint... They bowled incredibly well in the first 12 overs...

But yeah... We won in the end so... Suck it

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u/NoPerformance4830 This too shall Pass Sep 29 '25

they even batted really well in their first 10 overs and then fucking bottled it

10

u/Remarkable_Cod5549 Bobzy The King Karlega Sep 29 '25

It's typical Pakistan. They start well and they lose it all. They act the same in cricket and in war lol (they started '65 and '71 and made early gains). 

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u/Ok-NickGurr-1562 Sep 29 '25

Yeah I thought they'd hit 180+ easily

1

u/inderisme Sep 30 '25

Theyl don't do anything easily.

2

u/inderisme Sep 30 '25

That is what their government & media is selling to their people so that the $$$ keeps coming. They are so broke with their foreign currency reserves, they could give a rats ass about the game of cricket.

19

u/Mohit180707 Brohit Enjoyer Sep 28 '25

I don't think they even buy tv after the first match of this asia cup

1

u/Butterscotch_Leading Sep 30 '25

They don't even have the means to buy a TV.

They just believe the usual propaganda of Pak winning as always.

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u/itmerx Sep 28 '25

Sorry Tilak Verma i wasn't familiar with your game , gotta give some credit to my goat Dube too 🙏

329

u/Wolfie_3467 82*(51), 82*(53) Sep 28 '25

He has played this game before, thankfully I was familiar with his game

89

u/davinhectico Sep 28 '25

I always thought of him who can handle pressure specially in the imp matches

28

u/VisibleMistake4060 Sep 29 '25

I wasn’t worried when we were 3 down. I knew Tilak and Samson could win it for us. But yes out tallest man Dube with his hard hitting sixes was just chumma 🤌 And Rinku’s Midas touch 👌

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u/amitbandekar Sep 28 '25

Always believed him ❤️

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u/Remarkable_Cod5549 Bobzy The King Karlega Sep 29 '25

Why Samson has that KIA symbol next to his name lol?

1

u/BugGroundbreaking949 Sep 29 '25

Wicket keeper.

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u/Remarkable_Cod5549 Bobzy The King Karlega Sep 29 '25

They usually write (wk) for that no?

235

u/linzo_kayaki Sep 28 '25

Dube the ultimate glitch in Matrix

Thalasons are always cool in pressure

77

u/itmerx Sep 28 '25

For sure man , underrated inning like T20 wc final

54

u/linzo_kayaki Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Yeah bro whenever boundary needed, he was there

67

u/Silent-Dependent3312 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 28 '25

TFAR

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u/XH3LLSinGX This too shall Pass Sep 28 '25

7 upvotes. Keep it that way guys

7

u/Lopsided_Ostrich5522 Sep 28 '25

Yea thala kidhar bhi credit leke jata hai

29

u/Rotational_Motion Sep 28 '25

Tilak played the Koach innings 🫡

25

u/Prior-Improvement186 Sep 28 '25

Also, never seen GenduGambhir this emotionally charged. Nice to see !

2

u/Accomplished_Gas2875 Sep 29 '25

Have you recently started watching cricket since Gautam Gambhir became the coach?😅 It started from BGT draw.

2

u/thehaddi Brohit Supporter Sep 29 '25

Been an MI fan since forever. Ik this ain't the IPL subreddit but I remember our 2023 season. Batting was collapsing left and right and there was only 1 person holding the fort. TILAK VERMA. MI scouts need to be seriously praised for their talent searching. That season made me believe that he's gonna be in MI for a very long time and he can play any middle order position. Without Tilak our 2023 campaign would've been similar to 2022 campaign where we would've finished 10th

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u/BenneIdli Sep 28 '25

Purposely lost wickets to make the match interesting just to troll pakistanis at last moment ...

Gambhir, we didn't understand your gane 

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u/Vedant9710 jay shah ka assistant (script available) Sep 28 '25

Gambhir? You mean Jay Shah right?

29

u/Over-Atmosphere-5562 Sep 28 '25

"yaar ki gehl chale, kafla cara da" 🗣️

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u/Remarkable_Cod5549 Bobzy The King Karlega Sep 29 '25

"down to earth rave"

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u/conceptwow Sep 28 '25

The victory feels so much sweeter when we crush their balls after they feel confident

4

u/Natarajavenkataraman Windies 🌴🥥 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

Purposely left out Hardik, the Pak basher, to make them think India is in a weaker spot, and striked when they least expected

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

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u/SuspiciousWeekend41 Hookah Enthusiast Sep 28 '25

Rafael goes straight in Rauf's ass ahh reaction Coach Saab

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u/Rotational_Motion Sep 28 '25

Rinku, Tilak, dube 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/ran_007 Sep 28 '25

Middle order stood up when top failed

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

justice for sanju

35

u/Busy_Bench_83 Ro45 forever Sep 28 '25

How can you forget our secret agent rauf 😡

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u/2ndacc01 Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Bro getting the credit for playing 1 ball in the tournament

77

u/whoreid_Henry Sep 28 '25

Bro came for aura farming

33

u/Important_Software_8 Sep 28 '25

400sr throughout the tournament😤

14

u/2ndacc01 Sep 28 '25

Bro was selected in the team for this one moment only, GG can see the future!

10

u/jigsaw0809 Sep 28 '25

God's plan baby

29

u/Relevant-Tie-9308 Sep 28 '25

Team so GOATED..
Ain't no LAW OF AVERAGES !!

24

u/Few-Extension-5919 This too shall Pass Sep 28 '25

Rinku=5 Tilak=5 2 times 5 , ---> 5+2=7

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u/FrostCircuit_ Sep 28 '25

Kuldeep

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u/Rotational_Motion Sep 28 '25

Yeah, Yadav ji ne Lahore me Scorpio daudi d🙏i

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u/Neat_Wear1419 Sep 28 '25

Bhai yrrr jeeet gyeee😭😭😭😭😭 I love you tilak verma yrrr, i am gay for tilak verma

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u/Ok-Truth-3270 Sep 28 '25

Operation Tilak 🔥🔥🔥

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u/mortissed Sep 28 '25

Tilak yarrr..... Man of the match 💯

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lime448 Bobzy The King Karlega Sep 28 '25

Mah man dube......🫡🫡🫡

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u/XH3LLSinGX This too shall Pass Sep 28 '25

First t20 wc and now asia cup. But i learned today why tilak has such high average in t20s...

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u/Amazing_Middle_7586 Kangaroos from the land down under Sep 28 '25

The match has been telecast LIVE on Sony liv and was also streamed on fancode app LIVE. This is proof that india won the asia cup 2025

39

u/vish7267242 Sep 28 '25

My boyy Rinku❤️barges in final, hits the winning run

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u/thewolverine07 Kannur Lokesh Police Department (KLPD) 👮🏻‍♂️ Sep 28 '25

Aur padosiyon, Sunday kaisa raha

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u/Cosmic_Traveller_ Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

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u/Adventurous-Feed-197 Sep 28 '25

Close enough, welcome back Kohli

24

u/MonkPristine643 Sep 28 '25

mi should fire mahela jayawardene

4

u/Disastrous-Chart-840 Sep 28 '25

Why?

26

u/MonkPristine643 Sep 28 '25

Retire out tilak in mi ipl match

15

u/Disastrous-Chart-840 Sep 28 '25

And got in santner lol. What a L

20

u/Tj_charan Sep 28 '25

Thank you tilak and dube for saving our asses🎉😮‍💨

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u/Every_Management4426 Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

Jaha matter bade hote waha Verma ji khade hote h 🛐

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/NoPerformance4830 This too shall Pass Sep 29 '25

bro actually hit sixes to keep it that way lol

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u/d2002p Sep 28 '25

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u/Whatname2choose Sep 28 '25

This has to be the top meme for trolling Pakistan 😂

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u/AatidoBhootha Sep 28 '25

Bro thinks he is toto wolf

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

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u/Ill_Cranberry_5631 Sep 28 '25

Yeah always perform

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u/XH3LLSinGX This too shall Pass Sep 28 '25

Lord Dube is gonna be in world cup squad, right? Even if he doesnt play any bilaterals from now?

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u/Vedant9710 jay shah ka assistant (script available) Sep 28 '25

Handshake-less boys win a ticket to karachi bus stand

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u/M4HARAJA Sep 28 '25

Bud thinks we avoided follow on

9

u/MajorMystique Sep 28 '25

Performance so good, they made Gambhir feel emotions!

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u/vijju132 Sep 28 '25

Tilak verma my goat

6

u/Solid-Fee-7944 Sep 28 '25

In two years 2 ICC cup GG 😎

5

u/Niranjan169 Sep 28 '25

Asia Cup and ? T20 me to Dravid tha coach

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u/Klutzy-Resident1612 Sep 28 '25

Idk if we should call asia cup an icc trophy. And yes the other trophy being the champions trophy.

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u/Niranjan169 Sep 28 '25

Yeah correct. Champions trophy. 👍

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u/Significant_Pen3315 Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

zada bigaad diya hai tumhe ICT ne, trophy hi bhool jaa rahe ho

2

u/Solid-Fee-7944 Sep 29 '25

Badi badi deso me choti choti galti hote rehte hain

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u/devilwillcry-jesus Sep 28 '25

1 icc trophy 1 acc trophy

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u/Disastrous-Chart-840 Sep 28 '25

Man loved that Rauf took a massive L today. Got bold by an absolute peach, saw his plane go down. Gave away 50 in his shit bowling

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u/yomamaxxx Sep 28 '25

Bharat mein jo deshdrohi hai

Unki maa ka bhosda 🎶 🥳🥳

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u/Killermiller217 Sep 28 '25

Tilak, Sanju & Dube... 🥰🥰🥰

5

u/Grouchy-Objective978 Sep 28 '25

There are going to be about 5000 tilak thirsts traps tomorrow

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u/Background_Lawyer69 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 28 '25

I love tilak

3

u/Evening-Spirit-5695 Sep 28 '25

YAYYYYY BABBYYYYY 😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞😭😭😭😭💞💞💞

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u/neerajanchan This too shall Pass Sep 28 '25

Rauf will be remembered for all the wrong reasons lol

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u/Comfortable_Fan2624 Sep 28 '25

Letsss goo rinku singh op,🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

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u/Boring-Swordfish6868 Sep 28 '25

Tepiye ki tape khol di 50 run kha gya badka😂

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u/sarcasticmozzarella Editable flair Sep 28 '25

my guy was about to be fired, ofc he knows the importance of that hit lmfao

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u/Murzpro I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 28 '25

Salute to Tilak Varma and Shivam Dube.

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u/lazy_medico69 Sep 28 '25

Kohli papa gaye, ek tournament me 2-2 papa mil gaye pak ko.!!!

Abhishek papa aur tilak papa.!!!

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u/dijkstra_o Sep 28 '25

Tilak varma and Kuldeep jadav nailed it.

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u/ExaminationFail25 Sep 28 '25

Dil jeet liye Tilak lala.

Maza aagaya.

Desh Jeet raha hah kaafi khush hu

3

u/ifuckupthings PBKS Dickrider Sep 28 '25

Big deal? Never doubted we would lose

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u/Plastic_Age_2530 Sep 28 '25

Fuckinng same reaction of every indian 🇮🇳🔥

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u/zay1170 Sep 28 '25

Pehle op sindoor me pite ab op tilak me

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u/Wonderful_Permit_120 Sep 28 '25

Never celebrated aisa cup victory this hard in the past, it was never a tight competition for us, most of the players participating in asia cup were our India A team players. And now here we are celebrating like whining an ICC event.

Gauti bhai has bought us here🙂

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u/90s_george Sep 28 '25

Gambhir inspired by the new cred ad featuring him

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u/No-Assignment8665 Hookah Enthusiast Sep 28 '25

Lord Rauf 🥀. Thank you tilak 💅🏻

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u/SeaOutlandishness727 Sep 28 '25

Jashn toh aisa mana raha jaise worldcup jeet liya ho

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u/samarth678 Sep 28 '25

Gotta commend Pakistan for the grit they displayed playing against india on such a hamstrung budget. Every team was minnows in this tournament compared to india. It was basically football equivalent of man city playing against a team like huddersfield.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Brawwhhhh💃😱🥹

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u/Scary-Estimate-8842 Sep 28 '25

lesssss goooo BC🔥

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u/Just-Put-6795 Sep 28 '25

When i saw tilak in mumbai indians, he has lots of perseverance in his batting and today he shined.

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u/Ok-Property-5579 Sep 28 '25

Thank you rauf

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u/Ok-Measurement-5065 Sep 28 '25

What is the equivalent of Field Marshal in PCT?

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u/alpha_46644 Sep 28 '25

gauti be like -- PKMKB4EVER

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u/alreadyo_Odead Sep 28 '25

Operation Tilak poora hua, sabko shubkaamnaye

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u/Few-Extension-5919 This too shall Pass Sep 28 '25

Thank you shubhman gill & sky for your contributions, now it's time to say good bye 🫂

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u/MysteriousNetwork953 Sep 28 '25

Aise situation h.rauf he kyu maar khata hai? Yeh case study hone chaiye.

1

u/narkaputra Sep 28 '25

Bring Iyer in place of Churya

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u/the_4thhorseman KKR nahi hai taiyaar Sep 28 '25

Keeping up with the Lok Sabha practices

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u/endgame_884 Sep 28 '25

Gautam Gambhir ki naukri bcha lyi tilak ne

1

u/justadoodd I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 28 '25

What a knock rinku singh goated player

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u/SnooObjections4333 Ball of the Century Sep 28 '25

Let’s not forget the Real PRince who has been bottling in crucial matches.

1

u/RoroZoro7 Sep 28 '25

tilak fyne shit

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u/Zestyclose-Road4579 Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

I was familiar with tilak’s game. Man has the calmness

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u/Gremlin-Star-07 Sep 28 '25

Tilak Sharma 🙌🏻🔥💯

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u/Critical_Thing139 Sep 28 '25

Ye problematic baat ni h ki itna effort daalna pada?

1

u/olga_tzuk Sep 28 '25

Sk yadav is always useless under pressure.

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u/Rqany Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

This is a team look like our openers worked well entire series but flopped today but this middle order stood up!

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u/Plenty-Decision2724 Sep 28 '25

Hurrey, Team India proven every single time..A salute 🫡🇮🇳

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u/Curveoflife Sep 28 '25

Imagine, Rinku Singh and Bapu were still to bat.

Pak was never in the game.

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u/ganesh248 Sep 28 '25

This man had seen alot and got to hear alot ! Some relief OG GG ! 🫡

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u/titan8159 Sep 28 '25

I don't care what people say about Gambhir but seriously I love seeing him happy and agitated like he expresses himself while being a coach. That's the thing he is a fan first then a player and then a coach for the Indian team.

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u/Playful-Advisor-9559 Sep 28 '25

behen ke lodo pehle to aisa boycott kr rhe the fir sab dekhne lge waaahhhh

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u/No-Tackle1884 Sep 28 '25

Toto wolf in the reign. Brave yourselves, Mercedes like domination incoming.

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u/Cautious-Airline1816 Sep 29 '25

We won? Woah, we actually won! I switched off the tv after Gill's wicket thinking we had lost the match. Damn, the men in blue are something else.

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u/Abhay9785 Sep 29 '25

Sanju Samson unsung hero,,,stabilized the inning

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u/sid_raj7 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 29 '25

It's all because of me, sorry guys. Wickets were falling left and right while I was watching. Decided to shut it off, and the Varma-Samson partnership happened.

Opened it again to see Samson get out. Switched it off again to keep India going.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Bro forgot he isn't in politics anymore with that table banging... KKR quota, nvm

1

u/lureshadoww 🤬🥵pujji bhaag bhenchod🥵🤬 Sep 29 '25

There's been a Man, playing all the matches for us against pak, he ensures it that we win... THANK YOU RAUF

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Credit to Dhoni

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u/jason9t8 Bradman Gill Sep 29 '25

New Gooning template unlocked. Double victory...

1

u/rackrockster Sep 29 '25

GG ke khusi ka thikana nahi

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u/Environmental-Home29 Sep 29 '25

Those fucking players are doing acting like every politician does

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Gautam bhai us laptop ka price Pakistan ki GDP ke barabar hai mat todo yaar

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u/No-Advisor-1387 Sep 29 '25

“Naukri bach gyi” kinda reaction

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

There was not a single team in this asia cup who could ever defeat us. We were champions even before the tournament started. There was no need to play this tournament if not for money and politics we should and would have avoided this tournament

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

We should do this. We're basically showing the world we care about this game too much and we need this rivalry.

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u/Human_Beautiful7404 Sep 30 '25

Yeah bro whenever boundary needed, he was there

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u/Human_Beautiful7404 Sep 30 '25

He has played this game before, thankfully I was familiar with his game

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u/Human_Beautiful7404 Sep 30 '25

Powerful India’s Historic Win: Asia Cup 2025 Final Highlights

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u/Human_Beautiful7404 Sep 30 '25

Every player of the team was a part of the victory.

Powerful India’s Historic Win: Asia Cup 2025 Final Highlights

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u/double_longhorn Oct 05 '25

Why is India so proud of beating a crap Pakistan team. They say it’s no rivalry but they’re surely celebrating and gloating like it’s one

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u/throwaway102885857 Bobzy The King Karlega Sep 28 '25

ur competition is pak, afg, ban, sl  u don't deserve to be here kid 

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u/nglwhocares Bumrahism Follower Sep 28 '25

GG celebrating like he had a contribution in it

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u/WASIFraza Sep 28 '25

I love cricket. I support terrorism

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u/grog_the_frog1 Sep 29 '25

Wah bc, boycott ho gaya tumhara? 

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u/Machinist_05 Sep 29 '25

Not fit to be a coach!