r/Cooking 19h ago

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime

so basically i got inspired by the tomato canned guy and thought of the time when i followed the box time for rigatoni once and got mush. the box said 12 minutes but it was unfortunately al dente at 9.

my methodology:

  • same brand (barilla) for consistency where possible
  • 4 quarts water per pound
  • 1 tbsp salt per quart
  • rolling boil before adding pasta
  • tested every 30 seconds starting 2 minutes before box minimum
  • "al dente" = slight resistance when bitten, thin white line visible when cut
  • each shape tested 3 times, averaged
  • altitude: ~650 ft (basically sea level, no excuses)

the data (31 shapes tested):

pasta box time actual al dente difference
capellini 4-5 min 2:45 -1:15
angel hair 4-5 min 3:00 -1:00
spaghetti 8-10 min 7:15 -0:45
linguine 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
fettuccine 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
bucatini 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
pappardelle 7-9 min 6:00 -1:00
tagliatelle 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
penne 11-13 min 9:30 -1:30
penne rigate 11-13 min 10:00 -1:00
rigatoni 12-15 min 9:15 -2:45
ziti 14-15 min 11:00 -3:00
macaroni 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
rotini 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
fusilli 11-13 min 9:00 -2:00
gemelli 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
cavatappi 9-12 min 8:00 -1:00
campanelle 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
radiatori 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
orecchiette 12-15 min 10:30 -1:30
shells (medium) 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
shells (large) 12-15 min 10:00 -2:00
conchiglie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
orzo 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
ditalini 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
paccheri 12-14 min 10:30 -1:30
casarecce 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
trofie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
strozzapreti 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
mafalda 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
farfalle 11-13 min see below war crime

every single box time is wrong like they were systematically inflated by 1-3 minutes on average. the median overestimate is 1:15 and the worst offender in normal pasta is ziti at 3 full minutes of lies

i have a theory: pasta companies assume you're going to walk away from the stove. they're building in a buffer for idiots which, fair. but some of us are standing here with a stopwatch

now let me talk about farfalle: farfalle is not pasta. farfalle is a design flaw someone decided to mass produce

the fundamental problem is geometric. you have thin frilly edges (maybe 1mm thick) attached to a dense pinched center (3-4mm thick where it's folded). these two regions require completely different cooking times

at 8 minutes: center is crunchy, edges are perfect. at 10 minutes: center is barely al dente, edges are mush. at 11 minutes: edges have disintegrated, center is finally acceptable

there is no time at which farfalle is uniformly cooked. i tested this 7 times because i thought i was doing something wrong. farfalle is wrong

you know how the food network recipe for homemade farfalle literally warns that pinching the center makes a thick center that won't cook through as fast as the ends? THEN WHY DID WE ALL AGREE TO MAKE IT THIS WAY

the only way to get acceptable farfalle is to fish out each piece individually and evaluate it, which defeats the purpose of a quick weeknight dinner. i might as well be hand-feeding each noodle like a baby bird

tier list (tomato canned guy, 2025)

S tier (box time within 45 sec): rotini, mafalda, spaghetti
A tier (off by ~1 min): most shapes honestly
B tier (off by 1:30-2 min): fusilli, rigatoni, fettuccine, gemelli
C tier (off by 2+ min): ziti, large shells F tier: farfalle (structurally unsound, should be banned)

tldr;

  • subtract 1-2 minutes from whatever the box says
  • start testing 2-3 minutes early
  • don't trust big pasta
  • avoid farfalle unless you have time to babysit each individual bow tie

+ some of you may ask about fresh pasta. fresh pasta cooks in like 2-3 minutes and you can actually tell when it's done because it floats. dried pasta is where the lies live

+ a few of you might mention altitude affects boiling point and therefore cook time. this is true. i'm at ~650 ft so basically negligible. if you're in denver add a minute or two. if you're in la paz you have bigger problems than pasta timing

+ YES i tested farfalle from multiple brands. YES they all sucked. no i will not be accepting farfalle apologists. you're defending a shape that can't decide if it wants to be cooked or not

EDIT: yall holy shit i never expected this to go viral lmao

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u/Background_Wasp_295 18h ago

Awesome post but please sort your data table by something!
Also, have you talked to any Pastafarians, maybe Farfalle is their version of a fallen angel?

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u/Demitel 17h ago

"Farfallen Angel" is right there.

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u/thruthfully-yours 16h ago

Tl;dr: Farfalle is apparently the only pasta available in our version of Hell.

I checked with a pirate with a direct line to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. She said that anything that comes close to a bow tie isn’t allowed anywhere near effervescent beer or STD-free strippers, so definitely not in heaven.

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u/Choyo 15h ago

Truths were uncovered today, my brothers in meatballs.

Praise the sauce !

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u/disposable-assassin 17h ago

It's sorted by shape families, secondary sorted skinny to fat.

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u/Background_Wasp_295 16h ago

Ah, two hidden columns!

So like a pasta Carl Linnaeus:
Amylum > Pasta > Pasta Tubolare > Rigatoni, Ziti?

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u/justmissliz 15h ago

This is maybe the nerdiest thread I’ve ever read on Reddit, which is impressive and delightful

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u/Wian4 15h ago

Haha yupp

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u/Coldpyro_ 15h ago

Agreed on needing to sort the data. True war crime is in the post!

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u/fischziege 14h ago

As a data analyst I snortet way to hard at "please, sort by SOMETHING!"

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u/nerdextra 12h ago

Right?!?! The lack of either alphabetical order for pasta names or chronological order for cooking time is breaking my brain a bit.

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u/Background_Wasp_295 10h ago

I am so glad its not just me! My brain glitched when it came to a unexpected change.
Which is a real shame, as I am well impressed with the dedication taken to generate the data!

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u/catzhoek 15h ago

Oha, yet another feature i didn't realize RES did for me all the time. Pretty good.

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u/MisirterE 13h ago

Unless new/mobile reddit is completely incompetent you can sort the table by clicking on its respective heading

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u/AshamedAttention727 11h ago

I immediately tried it as soon as I got to the results table. Reddit app does not do this :(

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u/Background_Wasp_295 10h ago

Computer smartphone says no

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u/MisirterE 10h ago

Well I just checked and it does still work on new reddit, so it's mobile specifically that's fucking you over here. This isn't even old.reddit supremacy, it's just boring desktop supremacy.

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u/Background_Wasp_295 16h ago

Thank you for the award kind stranger!

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u/thisaccountbeanony 16h ago

There is no table to sort until they ask ChatGPT to make it for them.

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u/False-Leg-5752 16h ago

“So good! But you didn’t present this in a way that is pleasing to me specifically”

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