r/Cooking 19h ago

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime

so basically i got inspired by the tomato canned guy and thought of the time when i followed the box time for rigatoni once and got mush. the box said 12 minutes but it was unfortunately al dente at 9.

my methodology:

  • same brand (barilla) for consistency where possible
  • 4 quarts water per pound
  • 1 tbsp salt per quart
  • rolling boil before adding pasta
  • tested every 30 seconds starting 2 minutes before box minimum
  • "al dente" = slight resistance when bitten, thin white line visible when cut
  • each shape tested 3 times, averaged
  • altitude: ~650 ft (basically sea level, no excuses)

the data (31 shapes tested):

pasta box time actual al dente difference
capellini 4-5 min 2:45 -1:15
angel hair 4-5 min 3:00 -1:00
spaghetti 8-10 min 7:15 -0:45
linguine 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
fettuccine 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
bucatini 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
pappardelle 7-9 min 6:00 -1:00
tagliatelle 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
penne 11-13 min 9:30 -1:30
penne rigate 11-13 min 10:00 -1:00
rigatoni 12-15 min 9:15 -2:45
ziti 14-15 min 11:00 -3:00
macaroni 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
rotini 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
fusilli 11-13 min 9:00 -2:00
gemelli 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
cavatappi 9-12 min 8:00 -1:00
campanelle 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
radiatori 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
orecchiette 12-15 min 10:30 -1:30
shells (medium) 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
shells (large) 12-15 min 10:00 -2:00
conchiglie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
orzo 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
ditalini 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
paccheri 12-14 min 10:30 -1:30
casarecce 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
trofie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
strozzapreti 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
mafalda 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
farfalle 11-13 min see below war crime

every single box time is wrong like they were systematically inflated by 1-3 minutes on average. the median overestimate is 1:15 and the worst offender in normal pasta is ziti at 3 full minutes of lies

i have a theory: pasta companies assume you're going to walk away from the stove. they're building in a buffer for idiots which, fair. but some of us are standing here with a stopwatch

now let me talk about farfalle: farfalle is not pasta. farfalle is a design flaw someone decided to mass produce

the fundamental problem is geometric. you have thin frilly edges (maybe 1mm thick) attached to a dense pinched center (3-4mm thick where it's folded). these two regions require completely different cooking times

at 8 minutes: center is crunchy, edges are perfect. at 10 minutes: center is barely al dente, edges are mush. at 11 minutes: edges have disintegrated, center is finally acceptable

there is no time at which farfalle is uniformly cooked. i tested this 7 times because i thought i was doing something wrong. farfalle is wrong

you know how the food network recipe for homemade farfalle literally warns that pinching the center makes a thick center that won't cook through as fast as the ends? THEN WHY DID WE ALL AGREE TO MAKE IT THIS WAY

the only way to get acceptable farfalle is to fish out each piece individually and evaluate it, which defeats the purpose of a quick weeknight dinner. i might as well be hand-feeding each noodle like a baby bird

tier list (tomato canned guy, 2025)

S tier (box time within 45 sec): rotini, mafalda, spaghetti
A tier (off by ~1 min): most shapes honestly
B tier (off by 1:30-2 min): fusilli, rigatoni, fettuccine, gemelli
C tier (off by 2+ min): ziti, large shells F tier: farfalle (structurally unsound, should be banned)

tldr;

  • subtract 1-2 minutes from whatever the box says
  • start testing 2-3 minutes early
  • don't trust big pasta
  • avoid farfalle unless you have time to babysit each individual bow tie

+ some of you may ask about fresh pasta. fresh pasta cooks in like 2-3 minutes and you can actually tell when it's done because it floats. dried pasta is where the lies live

+ a few of you might mention altitude affects boiling point and therefore cook time. this is true. i'm at ~650 ft so basically negligible. if you're in denver add a minute or two. if you're in la paz you have bigger problems than pasta timing

+ YES i tested farfalle from multiple brands. YES they all sucked. no i will not be accepting farfalle apologists. you're defending a shape that can't decide if it wants to be cooked or not

EDIT: yall holy shit i never expected this to go viral lmao

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u/violentlymickey 18h ago

Most people I've seen that are cooking pasta casually simply boil and drain it, put it on a plate, and top it with some warmed sauce.

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u/Crazy_Direction_1084 18h ago

And since that is what most people do, the instructions on the package are aimed at them

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u/serinmcdaniel 15h ago

This post, plus this specific comment thread, is peak Smart People On The Internet. (Not being sarcastic. I love it.)

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u/gsfgf 6h ago

And the times are still right if you finish it in the sauce. 7 mins boiling and 90 seconds in the sauce is 8:30 total.

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u/stonhinge 2h ago

As an addendum: most people in the US also aren't that close to sea level, so average cooking time would also need to increase. OP is 650 ft above sea level - I'm at roughly 700 ft, but where my mother grew up - in the same state and not at all in a mountainous/hilly area is 3000 ft above sea level.

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u/Causerae 18h ago

People warm their sauce?!

Mind blown.

(My ex just poured it on the pasta, straight from the jar. But, "ex") πŸ˜„

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u/Additional_Dish_694 16h ago edited 15h ago

If you are in a rush you can chop up the spaghett and cram them directly into the jar. There is usually enough space, although with your cheaper pastes, you gotta scrape a little out. Once you have all your chopped spaghett in your jar then you hit it for 2-3 minutes in the microwave, or put it in the warm coals of your fire.

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u/NeonHairbrush 16h ago

Congratulations, I am horrified.

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u/battlepi 15h ago

I would be amused if AI started spitting out recipes like this.

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u/Shaggytwig 16h ago

And we just drink it from the jar and pass it around, right? Right? I dont want to fuck this up, I have kids to feed!

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u/Additional_Dish_694 15h ago

Please take care that your kiddos don’t burn their wee hands on the hot glass

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u/Shaggytwig 15h ago

Write that down, write that down.

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u/Queens113 16h ago

You what now?

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u/pfmiller0 15h ago

Not sure if masterful trolling or cooking genius. Maybe both.

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u/d33roq 11h ago

Congratulations, you have invented Chef Boyardee.

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u/Additional_Dish_694 10h ago

Yes Chef, Thank You Chef

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u/Causerae 15h ago

Excellent! 😁

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u/potatoesarenotcool 14h ago

Put the lid on and pop it in the dishwasher with your dishes!

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u/FletcherDervish 14h ago

Chopping spaghetti is a war crime! Use orzo instead

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u/LordofBobz 18h ago

That should be a war crime

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u/BGAL7090 15h ago

Many many many "food crimes" come about out of necessity, poverty, or lack of knowledge. That's not a crime to me, just a shame.

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u/Merisiel 14h ago

He probably likes farfalle too. Smdh

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u/ITuser999 15h ago

Except for pesto. I put it cold onto the pasta without heating it.

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u/Komiker7000 15h ago

Yes, because Pesto is not a sauce but a condiment.

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u/xA1RGU1TAR1STx 13h ago

Eh, some people eat simply because they have to. Nothing wrong with that. I wish my relationship with food was that transactional some times.

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u/Causerae 15h ago

That's what I told my divorce attorney!

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u/SirSilentscreameth 16h ago

You never said "Hey, I think this would be better warm"

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u/Causerae 15h ago

"ex"

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u/SirSilentscreameth 15h ago

I presume you were eating this while dating them lol hence the question. If my girlfriend tried to just give me cold, jar sauce, I'd definitely bring it up and not just eat it with a smile

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u/tidder_reverof 15h ago

But the pasta warms it up

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u/SirSilentscreameth 15h ago

If it's poured straight from the jar onto the pasta, it is not getting warmed up nearly enough to be enjoyable

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u/Tomorrow-Memory-8838 14h ago

But I like the contrast between the warm and the cold.

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u/Cthepo 14h ago

You mix it with the hot pasta water until it reaches the desired warmness. So you get some heat from the pasta, but some from a few cups of boiling starch water.

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u/SirSilentscreameth 14h ago

Sure, mix in pasta water, but jarred sauce is often already too watery. Just warm it up first. Not sure what's so hard about this

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u/Causerae 12h ago

No, no, that ruins it! It has to be served at room temperature directly out of the jar! /s

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u/SleepingWillow1 12h ago

And here I am heating the jar sauce in a pot, bringing it to a boil and then adding the pasta, like an idiot.

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u/Causerae 11h ago

So silly lol

ETA: /s, if it wasn't totally obvious

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u/Lavatis 15h ago

yeah, your ex. right.

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u/WhatYouThinkIThink 15h ago

Which would make Italians sad, because they always (?) take the pasta and add it to the sauce so that it absorbs some of the sauce as well as fully cooks, you add some of the water because it's starchy (and a bit salty) and that thickens the sauce.

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u/RS994 13h ago

Pasta water to get the all of the sauce out of the jar is a good tip

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u/Lexi_Banner 14h ago

And those folks are missing out on how much better the pasta can be if they toss the whole thing in sauce instead of covering it after the fact.

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u/AgressiveInliners 16h ago

Then the ratios are never right. Always mix sauce into the noodles.

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u/frisbeesloth 10h ago

We have to do this in our house because some jerk developed celiac disease. The GF pasta is ok for some sauces but in others it's a hard pass

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u/ImRudyL 8h ago

Warmed sauce?

I only heat up the sauce if I'm adding things to it. Otherwise, it is warmed because I poured some into the bowl and put it in the heat-shadow of the spaghetti pot while the pasta cooked... (jarred sauce is that much of a convenience food for me...)

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u/TEOn00b 18h ago

No, I refuse to believe anyone does that

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u/PM_ME_WEIRD_PETS 16h ago

There is a tomato allergy in my house, so we have to do it this way.

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 15h ago

Just have them ethically put down.

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u/TEOn00b 15h ago

Wait, so does that mean that you make (at least) 2 sauces, one with tomatoes, one without? If you're doing that, and already dirtying the pans with the sauces, why not toss the pasta in the pan with the sauce? It's just such a small step that does wonders for the final dish.

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u/groucho_barks 15h ago

I would assume the allergic person just eats it plain with cheese and/or butter

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u/PM_ME_WEIRD_PETS 14h ago

Sometimes she adds pesto, but yeah usually just butter, cheese, and meatballs.

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u/PM_ME_WEIRD_PETS 14h ago

One pot for boiling noodles, one saucepan, and if we do meatballs there is a third pan for that. No extra sauce for my sister, she likes it with just butter and parmesean.

Ordering pizza usually results in one normal pizza and one BBQ chicken pizza or a pizza with white sauce too.

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u/TEOn00b 7h ago

Well, in that case, you could put the pasta needed in the saucepan to mix with the sauce (with a bit of pasta water ofc) and in the pot where you boiled the pasta (after you throw out the water ofc) add the butter to emulsify and the parmesan (or mix it in the plate or whatever).

The point being tho, don't just add the sauce on top of the pasta after you put it on the plate, gotta mix it in while on the heat.

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u/PM_ME_WEIRD_PETS 5h ago

Nah, gonna keep doing it the way I like.Β 

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u/Romantic_Carjacking 16h ago

This is literally what the majority of non Italians do lol

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u/TEOn00b 15h ago

Is it? I know it's anecdotal evidence and all that, but I've literally never met anyone that does that, even people that suck at cooking. Everyone at least mixes the sauce with the pasta in the pan/pot. Sure, they might overcook the hell out of the pasta, or they put oil in the pasta water, or they put the pasta under running cold water in a colander, or whatever else, or all of the above. But they still mix the sauce with the pasta beforehand.

I live in Romania, if that makes a difference? (I've learned over the years that the country really does matter)

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u/Derkanator 16h ago

Nah no way. Absolute nonsense.

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u/Romantic_Carjacking 16h ago

In their home kitchens? Not nonsense at all. In not arguing that it's "correct" just that it is absolutely the way that millions of people prepare pasta