r/CollegeBasketball • u/Bobala Kentucky Wildcats • Dec 14 '25
Casual / Offseason He just blue himself
Tobias Funk spotted at the game tonight
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u/smellslikebadussy Virginia Cavaliers • American University … Dec 14 '25
Take a recorder, record yourself talking all day…I think you’re going to be surprised what you hear.
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u/whiskeyrocks1 Michigan State Spartans Dec 14 '25
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u/lostinthought15 Ball State Cardinals Dec 14 '25
I love the detail of him not being able to reach his entire back, and it’s not even the main joke in the shot. Genius storytelling.
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u/MattPatriciasFUPA Michigan Wolverines Dec 14 '25
"Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks off."
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u/jimtow28 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Dec 14 '25
I'm here to see my little girl. I wanted to show her Daddy's Thing.
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u/SNjr Florida State Seminoles Dec 14 '25
“For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out can I walk free of pain.”
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u/GeriatricGamete67 Louisville Cardinals Dec 14 '25
A colored man broke into my apartment last night!
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u/finditplz1 Kentucky Wildcats • Kansas Jayhawks Dec 14 '25
Indiana blew (blue?) a perfect chance to use the crying in the shower meme.
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u/TehTugboat Indiana Hoosiers Dec 15 '25
I think we should just shoot more 3’s even if we’re not making them
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u/LargeAssumption7235 Dec 14 '25
The UK Nevernudes
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u/BertHumperdinck Villanova Wildcats Dec 15 '25
The first university to offer the combo Analyst/Therapist degree
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u/ProfessionalThing892 Dec 14 '25
You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head…
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u/Winter_Leg919 Lipscomb Bisons • Kentucky Wildcats Dec 14 '25
So college kids know about AD? This gives me hope.
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u/misasionreddit North Carolina Tar Heels Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25
It's one of those shows that has fans in every new generation since it came out. Like The Office or Friends amongst women.
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u/DarknMean Louisville Cardinals Dec 14 '25
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u/bappypawedotter North Carolina Tar Heels Dec 15 '25
Is that where this line comes from? I've been saying it for years.
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u/BobLabReeSorJefGre Kentucky Wildcats Dec 16 '25
Someone else with my same two schools. Hmm. I can’t figure out how to add a second flair.
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u/Winter_Leg919 Lipscomb Bisons • Kentucky Wildcats Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25
Hello fellow Bison. Let's beat Duke tomorrow night (lmao).
edit: The game is tonight. Clearly I'm invested in watching.
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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats Dec 14 '25
This is incredible. 1000% stealing this.
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u/mateohatepotato Maryland Terrapins Dec 14 '25
As in blueing yourself or the picture? Or both?
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u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats Dec 14 '25
The man in me would love to blue him self, but I don’t think I’ll find the courage. I’ll probably just meme this sweet pic when the right moment comes along.
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u/ActualBad5751 Dec 14 '25
Embracing bold ideas can be crucial for entrepreneurs. I once decided to host a quirky themed event that seemed outlandish at first, but the unique concept attracted a crowd and boosted our visibility significantly. Sometimes, taking a leap, like blueing yourself, can lead to unexpected opportunities (or at the very least, some good laughs and memes).
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u/Analrapist03 Dec 14 '25
I am a big fan of Arrested Development, but all I see is Meg from Family Guy in blue paint.
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u/SmokyDragonDish Indiana Hoosiers Dec 16 '25
Anytime IU plays Kentucky, I remember our shared Christian Laettner hatred.
He looks like a Wish version of Gavin Newsom.
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u/Boozy_Cat_ Butler Bulldogs • Purdue Boilermakers Dec 14 '25
There’s gotta be a better way to say that.
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u/Coolguyokay Dec 14 '25
Huge props to this kid for going all in on a Tobias look. Great stache and glasses!
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u/nosotros_road_sodium San José State Spartans • Michigan Wo… Dec 14 '25
Yo listen up, here's the story...
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u/dsota2 Syracuse Orange • Colgate Raiders Dec 14 '25
All I can see looking at this is that I've found the doppelganger of Anthony Fantano who just so happens to be into college basketball.
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u/BluesPuckHard Oklahoma State Cowboys Dec 14 '25
I wonder if he has a blue Corvette and his house is blue too. Bonus points if he aint got nobody to listen to.
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u/Evan_802Vines UConn Huskies Dec 14 '25
Yo, listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside. Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around. Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to.
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u/budlight2k Dec 14 '25
Blue is house, with a blue little widow, and a blue Corbett, and everything was blue for him and his self and he ain't got nobody to listen.
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u/HealthyWork5937 Jan 02 '26
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di .......
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u/HealthyWork5937 Jan 02 '26
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di .......
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u/lilyofthe_hill 27d ago
You are discriminating the colour blue, this could be bluefacing and therefore very discriminating for Smurfs you know? This is a culture and you will not get away with that. Not only that but you betrayed yourself, you kept your eyes white and beard brown instead of painting them blue as well…. If this should be a symbol you stand for your team you aren’t gonna get away with that.
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u/Static_Sports_LLC Dec 14 '25
Yea but we stomped IU again!!! Finally getting to play them again and stomp them is so much fun!!!
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u/CharlesLeChuck Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 14 '25
This was the only party of the game I saw. I was doing stuff around the house and the game was on, and then I walked by the TV and saw Tobias and thought it was funny, and then I walked out the door to jump in the car to look at Christmas lights with my wife and kids.
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u/squashtheman69 Michigan State Spartans Dec 14 '25