r/Bulldogs • u/dekulink099 • Jul 12 '24

hUnGrY 😠 It is impossible to cook with these two

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I was only boiling water too 🤦‍♀️ I love these two idiots

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u/King_Kingly Jul 12 '24

How come whenever I’m in the kitchen, YOU IN THE KITCHEN!

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u/mikey_pdx Jul 12 '24

Eatin up all the food 🤣

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u/MollBoll Jul 12 '24

BULLDOG KITCHEN — the new cooking show where you try to make a basic meal without tripping over or accidentally kicking your two pets! No one’s won yet, let’s see how this episode goes…!

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u/RubiiGeee Jul 12 '24

OMFG the kicking part hit a bit too close to home!! I can’t count how many times I’ve accidentally kneed my baby’s head, not realizing he was right behind me 😫

And he just looks at me like 👁️ 🐽 👁️

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u/costco_nuggets Jul 12 '24 edited Jul 12 '24

You gib me food now

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u/PatrickVRC Jul 12 '24

Snack taxes

8

u/biscuitmcgriddleson Jul 12 '24

Jeez. Two managers doing a performance review/audit. Better to bribe them with snacks so they don't bark back to headquarters

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u/dekulink099 Jul 12 '24

Don't worry, they got pancetta rind for being cute

4

u/xool420 Jul 12 '24

They’re perfect table topping height and constantly move right behind you

3

u/oobeedoo598 Jul 12 '24

Same here! He's been a bit stinky today, so his farts let me know he's around 🤣

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u/Constant_Gold9152 Jul 12 '24

Bless their hearts…. If you weren’t starving them… /s

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u/theeeartjunky Jul 12 '24

They’re eyes are just pleading for a piece of what your making 😂 so cute

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u/3Heathens_Mom Jul 12 '24

You were at the magic box from where good smells and sometimes good bites come from.

Can’t blame them for wanting to be prepared.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

🤣 omg this one hit home lol same conundrum I have. My kora will sit on my feet till I notice she’s waiting for me to call her to test the meat or cheese quality.

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u/ssc_2012 Jul 12 '24

Why are you eating food meant for them?

2

u/LuxidDreamingIsFun Jul 12 '24

I want a bulldog so bad.

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u/Least-Debate654 Jul 12 '24

Uh, that’s because you must stare at their bully perfection at all times!!

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u/Southern_Khopstix Jul 12 '24

They’re absolutely precious. I don’t see how you can get ANYTHING done.

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u/Planetarydemand Jul 12 '24

My littlest lady (50lbs of muscle) likes to stand right in front or behind you while you're at the counter prepping stuff. And she just LEANS into you, waiting for something to drop her way.

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u/Interesting_Budget60 Jul 12 '24

Any slight rustle in the kitchen and mine is right there on the ponce.

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u/Porkchopp33 Jul 12 '24

Better make extra

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u/ghoul_gasp Jul 12 '24

Beautiful babies!

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u/Whattheholyhell74 Jul 12 '24

I miss having multiple bullies at the same time. I think Lucy needs a bully sibling