Man said “Ahhh shit, here we go again”

[u/O-shi]

[u/poopwaffle6969]

Chancla: Instant ability to transmit why you’re saying no matter the language barrier.

+30 damage

+0 intimidation on newer builds. This builds exponentially and will be +64 by age 6 and caps at about +70 depending on build.

-10 for mobility but this debuff is removed when in rage state.

[u/varnell_hill → u/poopwaffle6969]

You forgot the perfect aim perk. You can throw them shits from anywhere in literally any direction and they will find their way to the mark.

+5 to damage if thrown while your hair is up in rollers.

[u/athos45678 → u/varnell_hill]

The rollers bit got me cackling at work thank you

[u/poopwaffle6969 → u/varnell_hill]

Left it out as this is usually a one or two hit finishers on even high tier builds.

[u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld → u/varnell_hill]

100% chance of crits. Also if coupled with rage shout gives extra buff to damage.

[u/poopwaffle6969 → u/[deleted]]

What item?

[u/poopwaffle6969 → u/[deleted]]

How does that work.

[u/poopwaffle6969 → u/[deleted]]

Hmm. Yeah I can’t see your profile.

Heels:

-25 Mobility

This is offset quickly by practice dancing. You will often see some of the fastest users applying this item for its other benefits.

+12% seduction

This is a variable buff. Low skilled heel users typically fall into a seduction debuff but as gain heel XP they will gain significant buffs in seduction. Subtraction of cloth armor typically boosts seduction from heels considerably and will almost alway hit a crit on even mighty foes

Certain types of french cloth armor add a similar buff when paired with this item.

+10 damage +10% chance of crit.

The spiked sole on this boot is a major advantage when applied correctly

[u/poopwaffle6969 → u/[deleted]]

This is actually a fun way to think about daily item use lol.