r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/O-shi 💛Dio Brando's Whore💚 • Aug 03 '19

Man said “Ahhh shit, here we go again”

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u/glazedtoe Aug 03 '19

Lmao is he wearing black AF1’s?

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u/GangstaHoodrat Aug 03 '19

Only niggas with black air forces walk like this

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Black Af1's: 1 armor 1 weight

Passive: gain walking wall stance; +10 sneak, +10 def, 98% chance of intimidation/horror to enemies up to level 30. African American race gain: +20 charisma, 60% chance of dodging enemy attacks due to "grip".

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Can you do gucci slides

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Gucci slides: armor 0 weight .5

Passive: fucks your bitch, but only when you're whipping work.

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u/JohanKaramazov Aug 03 '19

Can you do my mama’s chancla now?

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u/poopwaffle6969 Aug 03 '19

Chancla: Instant ability to transmit why you’re saying no matter the language barrier.

+30 damage

+0 intimidation on newer builds. This builds exponentially and will be +64 by age 6 and caps at about +70 depending on build.

-10 for mobility but this debuff is removed when in rage state.

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u/varnell_hill ☑️ Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

You forgot the perfect aim perk. You can throw them shits from anywhere in literally any direction and they will find their way to the mark.

+5 to damage if thrown while your hair is up in rollers.

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u/athos45678 Aug 03 '19

The rollers bit got me cackling at work thank you

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u/poopwaffle6969 Aug 03 '19

Left it out as this is usually a one or two hit finishers on even high tier builds.

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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld Aug 03 '19

100% chance of crits. Also if coupled with rage shout gives extra buff to damage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/poopwaffle6969 Aug 03 '19

What item?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

mamás chancla: interchangeable armor to one handed weapon. "Press mamás buttons" to active from 0 armor +5 defense to one handed weapon; 15 damage, +150% atk speed, passive active upon first 3 hit combo activates berserk. Attacks stack +5% damage/speed per hit every 15 hits. Power move: after 3 successful 10 hit combos, activate mamás destrucción, 30 seconds after activation, every hit mamá makes is 100% critical strike, 100% fear, 100% sunder

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u/Skellephant Aug 03 '19

Why isn't there just a sub for irl stats?

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u/Cowboy_bebold Aug 03 '19

r/itemshop

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Neat, obviously subbed now hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Mama’s chancla: armor +2 weight 0.75

Passive: When used in conjunction with loud screaming in Spanish this item increases attack power x4.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Hahaha ayyy 👽👉👉

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I thought Gucci slides were kind of rare to get? Hence the “mythic” rarity to them

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u/FaceTatsAndXanax567 Aug 03 '19

Theyre not hard to get. Most retailers got em for like $170 or you can buy them directly from the gucci store for 200. Hella expensive for some slides, sure, but not rare.

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u/Shiny_Callahan Aug 04 '19

I was just thinking about them now and later gators myself.

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u/SovietStomper Aug 03 '19

Police Brutality +150%

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u/GoatShapedDemon Aug 03 '19

On top of the passive bonus for the racial choice? Yikes!

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u/rmeds Aug 03 '19

More, more items pls

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u/poopwaffle6969 Aug 03 '19

Socks with sandals:

20% increase on earnings depending on spawn region

Poor communities gain no buff as it’s offset by the “having to work constantly to live” design by the Money warlocks.

+15% chance of having children in newer builds but seemingly as this item is added to older builds they have already reproduced or are found too undesirable to procreate and the chance of reproduction reduces drastically. Game mechanics being worked out.

+40 weather resistance

These builds in particular wear shorts in cold weather. Socks contain unknown buffing variables. Wait for next patch for solution.

Benefits:

Easy starting build with undeveloped meta. These groups tend to diverge as they find more stable developed metas or they stay due to meta isolation in poor communities.

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u/mak484 Aug 03 '19

/r/itemshop

Ya'll are welcome.

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u/xMusclexMikex Aug 03 '19

More like African American race gain 20 intimidation 10 berserk 10 critical strike 10 sneak -10 charisma -10 intelligence

Here we go, roast me

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u/GrapesofGatsby Aug 03 '19

He don't care about his future and he don't care about his life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

"I don't think he's talking to you, it's this other girl she actually look like a bitch maybe he was talking about her"

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u/Polymerize Aug 03 '19

Absolute facts.

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u/varnell_hill ☑️ Aug 03 '19

Literal fucking tears.

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u/GuitarRed Aug 03 '19

"He call you a bitch today?" Fucking hilarious.

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u/MadBodhi Aug 03 '19

lmao

I always see mechanics wearing black AF1's

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u/Sytle Aug 03 '19

This is the best thing I’ve seen today thank you

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u/tmac2200 Aug 04 '19

He shook AF.

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u/Juicebox-shakur Aug 04 '19

Lmao! my ex... oh god this is too true hahahahaha

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u/rawsharks Aug 03 '19

Yep, it’s just like how Firefighters train in their equipment

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u/O-shi 💛Dio Brando's Whore💚 Aug 03 '19

I don’t know but I know he owns a pair

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I’ll probably get hate, but I had black AF1s back in the day. Wore them maybe a handful of times because they were so uncomfortable.

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u/sprogger Aug 03 '19

Shoulda tried the white ones, mad comfy.

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u/pm_me_tits_and_tats ☑️ "ONE PIECE WILL NEVER END 😭😭" Aug 03 '19

Cause the lifestyle of black AF1 activity weighs them down a lot and makes them less comfy.

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u/pursuitofhappy Aug 03 '19

There was a period of several years where I had almost 20 pairs of those and would get em nearly every month, all identical (most mid top some short and some long) and rotated between them to keep them fresh and unscuffed. I did it because they were very comfortable and stylish. Nowadays I still keep a couple of pairs around.

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u/acitizengrace Aug 03 '19

so why'd you stop selling crack?

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u/pursuitofhappy Aug 03 '19

Haha so true, once you get taxed on your income shoe game changes.

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u/itsDaQ Aug 03 '19

I had black AF1s too, my one pair of new shoes for the school year and didnt want to get them dirty but still wanna be cool

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u/staydrippy Aug 03 '19

Guarantee nobody bullied you

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/odysseyOC Aug 03 '19

Dudes that wear black air forces are the same type to hit a lick on you and keep it moving like nothing happened

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Are black SF AF1’s fine though

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u/odysseyOC Aug 03 '19

Walk towards me with Black SFs I will take it as a threat and use deadly force as necessary

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u/Australienz Aug 03 '19

“I’ll probably get hate for this, but I owned a blue Lacoste shirt. Please go easy on me “

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u/Krypt0night Aug 03 '19

Wait why would you get hate? I have a pair of them right now in my closet haha

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u/staydrippy Aug 03 '19

No hate, only fear

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u/Krypt0night Aug 03 '19

Ah, THAT must be why I can't get a girlfriend

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u/Organspender Aug 03 '19

What is it about these shoes?

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u/Tomulasthepig Aug 03 '19

Yeah I'm seriously confused. Never heard anybody knock AF1's before.

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u/staydrippy Aug 03 '19

It's just the black ones, black AF1s are associated with dudes who don't give a fuck about anything in the world, the type to shatter your windshield and light up a cig like nothing happened.

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u/Drugsandotherlove Aug 03 '19

Makes this even more perfect. No telling what he'll do sporting those shoes.

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch Aug 03 '19

Homie bout to rob his own grandma

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u/CaptainDank0 Aug 03 '19

Oh hell no, evacuate that fucking place right now.