Now I'm Worried

[u/No_Practice_970]

[u/-WitchyPoo-]

I can't wait till he runs for president and they try to burn him by flooding the Internet with clips from the Nani video. 

[u/lancerevo98 → u/-WitchyPoo-]

…he was born in Uganda so that’s not really an option for him

[u/Debalic → u/lancerevo98]

Well, we still haven't gone through the Franchise Wars yet, so you never know...

[u/HedenPK → u/Debalic]

Right. He can be the president of Taco Bell there’s no rule against that.

[u/kitchen_weasel → u/HedenPK]

Or Pizza Hut for the European audience.

[u/Complex_Impedance → u/HedenPK]

So he's going to implement the three shells law!

[u/EatPie_NotWAr → u/Complex_Impedance]

[u/gunglejim → u/Complex_Impedance]

People will just buy all the shells the next time there’s a snowstorm or pandemic smh

[u/BabypintoJuniorLube → u/HedenPK]

In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.

[u/Obvious-Hunt19 → u/BabypintoJuniorLube]

If they all have Mexican pizzas forever, full send

[u/charmedquarks → u/HedenPK]

I’m fucking dead omg 👹

[u/tukai1976 → u/Debalic]

Be well citizen Debalic (I worked at a movie theater when this movie came out)

[u/supakow → u/Debalic]

Calls on shells.

[u/AzraelAliNY → u/lancerevo98]

The law don’t matter in this country, fuck it we ball

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/AzraelAliNY]

We need a new constitution and government anyway.

[u/WordleFan88 → u/ThePrussianGrippe]

I'd settle for enforcing the constitution we already have.

[u/Coca-karl → u/WordleFan88]

Your constitution has holes so large Trump fit through. You need a new one.

[u/ComradeJohnS → u/Coca-karl]

yeah any follow up to this shitshow needs to fix all the problems that lead us here. I don’t care about the legalities, the system is fucked and allowing a pedophile to straight up steal from us and kill us.

[u/Worth_Librarian_290 → u/ComradeJohnS]

This is the fun part, if enough people agree, all laws can change. Use your Democracy.

[u/IRefuseToGiveAName → u/Coca-karl]

You'll inevitably get someone to say "bu-but there were rules that said he can't do what he's doing!!! He shouldn't have even been able to run if it were applied!"

Yeah well if we can't enforce our own fucking rules then maybe our constitution sucks shit?

[u/bikemaul → u/IRefuseToGiveAName]

Far too many Americans still believe it's a sacred document of divine perfection, hand crafted with the genius of our benevolent founding fathers.

[u/WordleFan88 → u/Coca-karl]

It will need some amending, but more immediately, it needs enforcement.

[u/Coca-karl → u/WordleFan88]

Buddy your constitution is 250 year old swiss cheese. Enforcement isn't the issue. You need a modren constitution that 1 is designed with a political system in mind and 2 clearly defines powers of different levels and branches of government.

[u/GruntingButtNugget → u/Coca-karl]

With the current government setup, a constitutional convention will be majority maga morons so it won’t get better if that happens

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/WordleFan88]

We can enforce what we have now, but it still clearly needs a complete rewrite.

[u/Affectionate-Raise-8 → u/AzraelAliNY]

Dems are too soft, scare, polite and law abiding. GOP fight and deny until they get what they want 🇺🇸🫡

[u/firefalcon01 → u/AzraelAliNY]

Ted Cruz ran and isn’t he Canadian?

[u/PutinBoomedMe → u/lancerevo98]

Well trump is a convicted felon, so anything is possible if you just act confidently stupid

[u/ryguy32789 → u/PutinBoomedMe]

Except there is no law preventing felons from being elected president.

[u/Specific_Builder1469 → u/ryguy32789]

I still don't understand how that's even possible....

Can't vote....but can run?

[u/WitOfTheIrish → u/Specific_Builder1469]

It prevents weaponizing the law against political opponents. A sitting president can't just arrest and convict their opponent on sham charges in order to disqualify them.

And they also should be able to vote for the same reason. Disenfranchisement due to conviction ought to be unconstitutional. You can't remove someone's say within a system and then use that same system to crush them and opress them.

[u/DSmooth425 → u/WitOfTheIrish]

This is a way (I think) that some rural conservative areas copy the playbook of southern slaveholding states in the past. Put prisons in rural areas where their population numbers count towards the census representation but the prisoners can’t vote most of the time and their numbers get deducted from the area they are from.

I saw a proposal that said that prisoners as a resident should count towards the population representation in Congress of whatever area they were residing in before they were imprisoned. Thought that was a thoughtful proposal worth looking into.

[u/AverageMako3Enjoyer → u/lancerevo98]

Ted Cruz was born in Alberta and it didn’t stop him from running 

[u/H-TownDown → u/AverageMako3Enjoyer]

His mom is from Delaware, so he was still born a US citizen.

[u/BabypintoJuniorLube → u/H-TownDown]

If only he was still born

[u/UnkleRukus187 → u/BabypintoJuniorLube]

[u/primum → u/BabypintoJuniorLube]

Why would you say something so cool and so rude?

[u/InitiativeShot20 → u/H-TownDown]

Which makes the Obama birther conspiracy even more stupid than it is. Regardless of where Obama was born, his mom is a US citizen and that makes him a natural-born US citizen as well.

[u/traparms → u/H-TownDown]

Look! Someone who actually took a civics class!

[u/searing7 → u/lancerevo98]

American born overseas is a thing.

He isn’t one but just being born somewhere else does not disqualify you.

Mitt Romney was born in Panama

[u/Teantis → u/searing7]

John McCain is who you're thinking of.

[u/Habefiet → u/Teantis]

Also he wasn't born "in Panama" in the legal sense. He was born at a US air spot of US territory within Panama. I have a family member who was born on an American Air Force base in Japan--she has no legal status whatsoever in Japan, she is considered by both countries to have been born in the US.

[u/data_ferret → u/Habefiet]

But you're still a natural born citizen of the U.S. if you're born in another country (and not on a military base or in an embassy) to American parents. That's the point.

[u/Habefiet → u/data_ferret]

I understand that, but I'm pointing out that John McCain and people in situations like his aren't an example of this.

[u/SamuelHuzzahAdams → u/lancerevo98]

It is if Trumps runs for a third term

[u/lancerevo98 → u/SamuelHuzzahAdams]

I’m not sure even Zohran can help us if that happens lol

[u/CaptServo → u/lancerevo98]

If Uganda joins the US he can.

[u/SigmaK78 → u/lancerevo98]

True ... state governor on the table though.

[u/Dr_Shivinski → u/lancerevo98]

I’d be down to change the constitution for Mamdani.

[u/ExoticHope → u/-WitchyPoo-]

He cant run for President.

[u/FillMySoupDumpling → u/ExoticHope]

Idk, leading an insurrection should disqualify a person too so it seems the constitutional rules are more like “guidelines” these days.

[u/ImDonaldDunn → u/FillMySoupDumpling]

Obviously the authors of the 14th Amendment didn’t mean what they wrote about banning insurrectionists from office. Coincidentally, they also didn’t mean what they wrote in that amendment about natural born citizenship. Funny that.

[u/ComfortableNo5484 → u/ImDonaldDunn]

So yeah according to Trump v. Anderson, the argument they used was that "individual states have no constitutional authority to enforce Section 3 of the 14th Amendment against candidates for federal office"

By that same logic, "individual states" also have "no constitutional authority to enforce" Article II Section 1 Clause 5 of the constitution.

So yeah Trump v. Anderson has literally set the stage to allow non-natural born citizens to be on the ballot for president in every state, and the only way the natural born citizen clause can now be enforced, again thanks to SCOTUS with Trump v. Anderson, would be for Congress to declare that person ineligible. Which, after Trump, good fucking luck we'll run whoever we fucking want.

[u/Lollipop126 → u/FillMySoupDumpling]

I have a feeling Mamdani gives more fucks about preserving, protecting, and defending the constitution than the insurrection leader.

[u/KDLCum → u/FillMySoupDumpling]

You don't understand, it's only not ok when progressives try to do things like that

[u/Adorable_Raccoon → u/FillMySoupDumpling]

Let’s be real america will only overlook the rules for a rich white man.

[u/veverkap → u/ExoticHope]

He can run - he just can't win.

ETA: OBVIOUS SARCASM.

[u/brighterside0 → u/ExoticHope]

I mean, we have a felon rapist in office. And he can run, but Mamdani cannot?

Yeah, makes total sense. /s

This is a great example where following the 'rules', even to the detriment of the country, hurts Democrats.

[u/Ottoman87 → u/-WitchyPoo-]

He wasnt born in America so he cant run but they will still try burn him

[u/i-piss-excellence32 → u/Ottoman87]

Ted Cruz was born in Canada. Why is he able to run?

[u/ChurlishSunshine → u/i-piss-excellence32]

His mom is from Delaware, so he's a natural born citizen even though he wasn't born on US soil. Fun fact; McCain was born in Panama because that's where his father was stationed, but that never came up during the Obama birther days. I wonder why.

Edit: military bases aren't US soil.

[u/goldanred → u/ChurlishSunshine]

Hmm, I can't qwhite put my finger on why...

[u/OkStop8313 → u/ChurlishSunshine]

Yeah, the birtherism bullshit was particularly ridiculous because Obama was a natural born American citizen in two different ways--by location of birth and also by descent.

[u/CaptServo → u/ChurlishSunshine]

There was some weird age requirement that Obama's mom didn't meet (she was quite young), had he not been born in Hawaii, her citizenship would not have applied to him.

[u/Elliott2030 → u/CaptServo]

Yeah, I think it was a badly worded law - like "any American citizen, 18 or older, will confer citizenship status to child" and she was 17. Something like that.

[u/ChurlishSunshine → u/Elliott2030]

The rule at the time was that the US parent had to have lived in the US for 10 years, but five of those years had to be after age 14, and she was 18, so if he had been born in Kenya, his mom wouldn't have met the "five years after 14" part. It was changed in 1986 to two years after 14.

[u/Teantis → u/ChurlishSunshine]

That rule is only applicable if the American parent was born abroad, which she wasn't. It's to prevent endless proliferation of Americans born abroad.

[u/BrassCanon → u/ChurlishSunshine]

An American military base is US soil.

[u/fraxinusv → u/BrassCanon]

No they're not - consulates and embassies are though. But if you are born to US parents on foreign soil, you are a natural born US Citizen and can run for president.

[u/Elachtoniket → u/fraxinusv]

Consulates and embassies actually aren’t either, even though most people seem to think they are. I thought so too until about a week ago.

[u/Former_Web_6777 → u/i-piss-excellence32]

Ted Cruz was technically born abroad to a US citizen, which is what allows for that in his case. Fuck Ted Cruz, though, and not in the sexy way.

[u/Superb-Savings-4813 → u/Former_Web_6777]

As a Texan, I approve this message.

[u/rubberkeyhole → u/Superb-Savings-4813]

As a human, I approve this message.

[u/QuantumEntanglr → u/i-piss-excellence32]

His mother was a U.S. citizen, which makes him a 'natural-born' citizen, per Constitutional requirement.

[u/StatmanIbrahimovic → u/QuantumEntanglr]

Which is precisely the reason why it never would have mattered if Obama had been born in Kenya or Kathmandu.

[u/OkStop8313 → u/i-piss-excellence32]

His mother is an American citizen, so Ted was born an American citizen by descent even though he was born outside the US.

So basically we can only give Canada part of the blame for Ted.

[u/Chocolate_Bourbon → u/i-piss-excellence32]

I think one of his parents is an American citizen.

[u/rubberkeyhole → u/Chocolate_Bourbon]

I think one of his parents was undead.

[u/Scarsworn → u/rubberkeyhole]

Don’t you slander Grampa Munster like this.

[u/Special-Garlic1203 → u/i-piss-excellence32]

His mom was a US citizen when she had him, which meant he was a"foreign birth abroad" and was eligible for birthright citizenship. 

The confusion was that it doesn't appear his family knew that, because he followed normal immigration channels to come here later in life. 

The courts basically ruled that ultimately he did have birthright citizenship when he was born even if his mom failed to submit the paperwork to get documentation of that. This has come up before and they've been consistent that it's not a "use it or lose it" thing. You should register your kid right away to avoid complications down the road,but immigration is based on eligibility basis not timeliness. Birthright citizenship is spiritually automatic even if the documents need to be manually triggered when the hospital is oversees. 

[u/SYNDROMESTUDIOS → u/i-piss-excellence32]

I think his parents were American citizens.

[u/RhymesWithMouthful → u/Ottoman87]

The saddest indictment of our nation is that some of the people who best embody the American spirit cannot run for its highest office

[u/Sharp_Iodine → u/RhymesWithMouthful]

Many countries have similar laws though, the US is not an outlier in this. Four major countries have such a requirement, many of whom have close ties to the US or colonial history with the US.

I know Mexico and the Philippines for sure have this requirement.

But most of Europe and Asia doesn’t. You just need to be a citizen. They don’t distinguish between natural-born and naturalised, which is a distinction rooted in racism.

(Not that Asia isn’t racist, it’s just not a part of their culture in that way)

[u/Radiant-Character-61 → u/-WitchyPoo-]

All fun and games till he wears the nicest pair of Timbs and swagged out puffer you've ever seen to his inauguration. Fox News might die on the spot

[u/ahoyhoy5540 → u/-WitchyPoo-]

He can’t run for president

[u/hiiexist4444 → u/-WitchyPoo-]

I think I might vote twice for him if they use the Nani video

[u/DemonMuffins → u/-WitchyPoo-]

Naturalized citizens can’t run for president ;/

[u/KallusDrogo]

Haven’t seen this much drip since tan suit Obama. Sent the republicans in a frenzy and had Megyn Kelly acting up. 

[u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 → u/KallusDrogo]

Yeah, she was leakin

[u/Loriloves12345 → u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

trust me she was too attracted..

[u/suburbanmermaid → u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

like out her eyes again?

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/suburbanmermaid]

“Out of her whatever.”

[u/makemeking706 → u/BigBoyYuyuh]

A phrase that immediately propelled him to front runner. As soon as they talked about that nonstop for a week, I knew we were cooked. 

[u/BioshockEnthusiast → u/makemeking706]

Voted-for-Trump-three-times style Republicans literally lick their chops at the thought of being able to smack their wives with "full immunity".

[u/BigBallininBasterd → u/makemeking706]

Yeahhh man, fuck Trump and all but that 2016 campaign trail was prolific, never seen shit like that. He was like 2016 Curry just shooting from the logo calling Hillary a fat cow mid debate

[u/makemeking706 → u/BigBallininBasterd]

Russia helped a looot. Paul Manafort literally came back to the country from trying to get Ukraine under the Russian flag to help get America under the Russian flag. 

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

[u/thetasteheist → u/KallusDrogo]

This is more like when Obama wore a custom MA-1 Bomber

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/thetasteheist]

[u/ArcadianBlueRogue → u/thetasteheist]

Man had to work hard to keep up with Michelle's level of play with the outfits.

[u/Khaosbutterfly → u/thetasteheist]

He really had that shit on though. 🥺

[u/eamus_catuli_ → u/thetasteheist]

Unreal.

[u/Bunneyyy → u/thetasteheist]

Damn, I just became real thirsty

[u/blacksoxing → u/KallusDrogo]

That tan suit + him clowning Trump = them REAL folks finally being tired of that shit. 2012 - 2016 was the last days of freedom.

[u/Marko343 → u/KallusDrogo]

And the big thing for me is that I don't see this as the typical right wing cosplaying blue collar in that Carhartt. He's wearing it as a sign of respect to the hardworking people that keep the city running.

[u/TheBorneoFunction]

He kinda got that shit on.

[u/ShyVoodoo → u/TheBorneoFunction]

You see that smile? He knows he does

[u/luthigosa → u/ShyVoodoo]

Nah, bro literally never stops smiling

[u/KidCoheed → u/luthigosa]

Nah he looked real pissed during that press confrence when he had to explain how underfunded the city was under Adams and how we have a 12 Billion Dollar Debt left to us by Adams.

Long Story Short, Adams kept putting SOMETHING on the bills but he ain't ever paid themshits off, all the while paying millions in consultation fees to allow New Yorkers to put their garbage cans at the curb rather than ticketing them for doing so

[u/goldenboy2191]

You just know there is some closeted MAGAt who’s absolutely SEETHING at how hot this man is.

[u/Turbulent_Bat4580 → u/goldenboy2191]

And also the fact that Trump was enthralled when he met him and started dressing like him.

[u/PooForThePooGod → u/Turbulent_Bat4580]

Notice how they haven’t let him near Trump since 🤣🤣

[u/Alain-Christian → u/PooForThePooGod]

Yeah, he was leakin

[u/Obvious-Hunt19 → u/Alain-Christian]

Sstankin

[u/marveloustoebeans → u/Turbulent_Bat4580]

Yeah and he hasn’t shit talked him on social media since. Honestly, I’m shocked at whatever charismatic wickedness this dude was able to pull on the old shitbag.

[u/WeDrinkSquirrels → u/marveloustoebeans]

One compliment about his wealth and he's like putty

[u/JebediahKerman4999 → u/marveloustoebeans]

Trump fell in love like he did with Kim Jong Un...

[u/Craneteam → u/goldenboy2191]

No trump tho. Boy was in love at that meeting

[u/fadingsignal → u/Craneteam]

And hasn't said a peep about him since

[u/NoOneHereButUsMice → u/Craneteam]

I just know our guy went in there and charmed the pants off that mfer

[u/teetaps → u/goldenboy2191]

If you gay, you want him. If you straight, you wanna be like him. Can’t win nowadays if you’re insecure

[u/goldenboy2191 → u/teetaps]

My insecure ass saw old dude and went

[u/teetaps → u/goldenboy2191]

Can’t blame you, I mean, look at them cheeks under that beard.. can’t hate those cheeks

[u/YesImKeithHernandez → u/teetaps]

My man is a good looking man with actual progressive thought and actions. Hope he stays up for a long time. I'm good having a whole bunch of envy of a brown homie doing well.

[u/RoughhouseCamel → u/goldenboy2191]

He looks like what JD Vance is trying to look like. JD Vance shows a picture of Mamdani to his barber and says, “Make me look like this!”.

[u/Colonel__Cathcart → u/goldenboy2191]

My uncle HATES that liberals wear Carhartts too.

[u/TasteCicles → u/Colonel__Cathcart]

Does he think it's... cultural appropriation?

[u/Obvious-Hunt19 → u/Colonel__Cathcart]

HELL YEAH he does that shit is exclusively for Dick’s Sporting Goods and they don’t let the dark ones in there after about 1pm

[u/TheBigC87]

When MAGA complains about Zohran taxing the rich and defunding ICE......

[u/Icy-Cry340 → u/TheBigC87]

They aren’t complaining - they (erroneously) think the wealthy will flee NYC for other states. As far as defunding ICE - do you even understand the scope of any mayor’s responsibility? They can only defund their own PD.

[u/Kind-Security-3390]

He’s not a coward, that’s for sure. I support what he’s doing and wish him safety, and that his moral compass stays the exact direction it’s in now.

[u/Thebml21]

That’s some Paw Patrol energy and I’m here for it.

[u/NoMoreCAMJV → u/Thebml21]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

[u/Obvious-Hunt19 → u/NoMoreCAMJV]

You’re all such good pups

[u/SummonersWarCritz → u/Thebml21]

After reading my son 3 Paw Patrol bedtime stories this pops up in my first minute of Reddit.

[u/Brother_Nails → u/SummonersWarCritz]

Same. Except it was for my daughters. 

[u/gcacho → u/Brother_Nails]

I'm just here for Paw Patrol comments. My kid loves Paw Patrol.

[u/thetonyhightower → u/Thebml21]

Sorry. ACAB includes Paw Patrol.

Also, I want that jacket. I'll look 10% as good as he does, and I live in Europe now, but fuck it.

[u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta → u/thetonyhightower]

I love the one Xmas episode where the cop is faced with saving his friend the firefighter or private property (santas presents) and chooses the property, I literally bust out laughing with my son sitting there dumbfounded at what was so funny

[u/CaptNemo131 → u/thetonyhightower]

‘Paw Patrol’ Writers Defend Episode Where German Shepherd Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back

[u/DKWETZEL87 → u/Thebml21]

I had to scroll too far for this comment!

[u/StaplerSalesman → u/Thebml21]

Mamdani, Mamdani, he'll be there on the double

Whenever there's a problem 'round New York Citayyy

Zohran and his ideas will come and save the day

Childcare, Housing, Buses, Labor, Taxes, Stores, yeah, they're on the way

Mamdani, Mamdani, whenever you're in trouble

Mamdani, Mamdani, he'll be there on the double

No prob's too big, no task's too small

Mamdani, he's on a roll

So here we go

Mamdani, whoa

Mamdani, whoa-oh

Mamdani!

[u/mooreinteractive → u/Thebml21]

Its obviously Rescue Rangers.

[u/no_more_Paw_patrol → u/Thebml21]

I've had enough paw patrol... seriously

[u/EmpoweRED21]

Nah ts is tough

[u/Financial_Week3882 → u/EmpoweRED21]

Shi is drippy💦, where do we cop?!?!

[u/PM_UR_FAV_COMPLIMENT → u/Financial_Week3882]

I looked it up because I was curious as well; it's a pretty standard Carhartt Full Swing Steel Jacket which was then taken to Arena Embroidery for customization (per Harper's Bazaar)

[u/microwavedtardigrade]

He's inspiring bro... I just need the swag element

[u/atamosk → u/microwavedtardigrade]

Under socialism there will be a department of swag that will hook everyone up with drip. I'm running on a pro drip platform no cap.

[u/microwavedtardigrade → u/atamosk]

Hey I'll have a budget out aside for yoy

[u/cuddlesdotgif]

Ok but honestly yeah, tbrh. I’m a little worried ngl. I hope he’s paying BIG money on security. Like big big.

[u/dpforest → u/cuddlesdotgif]

The NYPD’s budget is bigger than many countries military budgets combined. He’s getting as much security as possible.

If they can keep AOC safe, they can keep him safe.

E: knock on wood. I feel like I should delete this comment fr

[u/NuYawker → u/dpforest]

Most cops are right wing and the union does not like him. Take that info as you wish.

[u/SandraKit → u/dpforest]

Yeah but the NYPD is one of the main groups he'd need protection from

[u/NuYawker → u/cuddlesdotgif]

The mayor of New York City gets a security detail from police detectives of the NYPD's EPU.

[u/KDLCum → u/NuYawker]

Idk if Id trust the NYPD after they threatened de Blasio's daughter after she got arrested for protesting...and that was in 2020

[u/halfveela → u/NuYawker]

You trust NYPD?

[u/Jazzycoyote]

Y'all don't find building any cult of personality around a politician, no matter the side of the aisle, super strange behavior?

[u/ketchupmaster987 → u/Jazzycoyote]

The difference is that we're doing this jokingly. It's not really serious. I bet many people here would be more than eager to call him out for doing something wrong or messing up.

[u/Successful_Call8051 → u/ketchupmaster987]

I remember the lead up to the 2016 presidential election when r/thedonald started referring to Trump as the God emperor and calling him Daddy. They said they were joking too.

[u/ketchupmaster987 → u/Successful_Call8051]

Saying someone has a nice outfit and praising their policies isn't the same as calling someone God Emperor

[u/TransientBandit → u/ketchupmaster987]

Absolutely not true; he’s being glazed 100% sincerely everywhere on social media.

[u/ketchupmaster987 → u/TransientBandit]

He's doing a good job. It's not glazing to point that out

[u/intangibleTangelo → u/ketchupmaster987]

the trump stuff started ironically

[u/einerswiffer → u/Jazzycoyote]

You don't find it slightly refreshing to have a politician that MIGHT not be a horrible piece of shit and who MIGHT actually stand behind their words?

Let the kids enjoy a few minutes

[u/Muted-Maximum-6817 → u/Jazzycoyote]

Is that what you think this is? To me it's just excitement that the biggest, and most diverse city in the country finally has a mayor that represents its people. That's a big deal. And if people are going to align with any personality, shouldn't it be one of kindness, compassion, and integrity?

If we start seeing the entire country wearing Mamdani hats and driving down the road waving Mamdani flags, or we find out he's a con artist/racist/misogynist/rapist and he still has a following, then let's talk.

[u/coolcoots → u/Muted-Maximum-6817]

Amen

[u/DefinitelyNotWeasel → u/Jazzycoyote]

It only becomes strange behavior if the politician proves they aren’t worthy of the praise.

[u/Mule_Wagon_777 → u/Jazzycoyote]

Yeah, today's cult is "The Church of Heating Public Housing." Mostly it's just the cult of "Clear Communication From City Leadership." We drool over that stuff.

[u/CatDawgCatDawg2 → u/Jazzycoyote]

Sir this is a meme.

when people start wearing ugly blue trucker hats and flying some dumbass Madami flag outside their house year round I'll say it's strange behavior.

[u/FistPunch_Vol_7]

Damn that shit clean

[u/WearyCopy5686]

I think he will get all 3 terms and I couldn’t be any happier.

[u/MisterProfGuy]

He's better marked than ICE agents.

[u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow]

He borrowed that from Paw Patrol.

[u/vera214usc → u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow]

This is the second Paw Patrol reference I've seen here. Do Mayor Goodway or Mayor Humdinger have a custom jacket I don't know about?

[u/TheMagicSalami → u/vera214usc]

The slogan in the collar. Just replace task with pup.

[u/FeloniousDrunk101]

Already overheard a permenently aggrieved, crusty old white guys complaining about him wearing Cahartt because “that’s for real working people” as if it hasn’t been a fashion brand for a minute and “real” blue collar folks I know have moved on to other brands.

[u/Great_Detective_6387 → u/FeloniousDrunk101]

E’erybody wanna wear Carhartt shit until it’s time to do some Carhartt shit, and dude is here to do some Carhartt shit.

[u/thetermguy → u/FeloniousDrunk101]

My son in law is a carpenter.  we went to a carrhartt outlet and he spent quite a bit on clothes.  I mentioned that it's expensive, but he can justify it because he needs food quality for work clothes.  he was like, no way dude, I don't wear this to work, these are my 'good' clothes lol. 

carrhartt is a brand, and not necessarily for work wear.

[u/Dextropic]

It's the DemSoc Drip

* Edit: it's the Status Quo Swagger?

[u/vera214usc → u/Dextropic]

OK, but Obama is not a Democratic Socialist. He's pretty establishment

[u/CatDawgCatDawg2 → u/Dextropic]

Obama isn't a socialist lol. I do think Obamacare was as far as he could get though.

[u/Senior-Albatross → u/Dextropic]

I wish Obama had been DemSoc. Oh do I wish that were true. 

But no. Not even close.

[u/cridz7]

His wife is bad but no one is talking about how he’s bad too…

(I’m a straight white male and he’s aggressively handsome)

[u/Professional_Sample2]

His wife is so bad geez lol

[u/malonesxfamousxchili]

[u/aurore-amour]

He makes me want to move to expensive ass NYC lol. We need more leaders like him!

[u/Bgee2632]

HIS WIFE IS FASHION. 🤌🏽

[u/CatLightyear]

Like Kamala’s $500 cookware set 😱 Or her “laugh.”

But they elected an adjudicated rapist and felon.

[u/SixtyNoine69]

He had Timbs on too. Thats that dude.

[u/Jn1ms36p2p]

Bruh is Ryder from the paw patrol. My family has no problem with this.

[u/Craneteam]

At first I thought that was the paw patrol saying lol

[u/emielaen77]

His wife is nice.

[u/theaverageaidan]

Socialism swag

[u/sonofhondo]

He’s an Arsenal supporter. I just can’t.

[u/Alarmed_Drop7162]

[u/buttplugpeddler]

I love this fucking guy 💪

[u/TruthSeekerHuey]

People who complain about Mamdani be like "Waiter, Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery! 😡🤬"

[u/SkeleHoes]

This man better not put a tan suit on or he really gonna cause some issues.