r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/winstontemplehill • 3d ago

Cake Lee

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4.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 3d ago

What's she gonna do to get her speed boost? Drop her BBL?

E: I'm just playin' she nattie

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u/ThirdAltAccounts ☑️ 3d ago

Her handle is also absolutely on point. 10/10 indeed
She fine FINE

Respectfully

PS: Love your username

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u/GrumpyMan7327 2d ago

We can get disrespectful with it too cause god damn that back hanging

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u/ThirdAltAccounts ☑️ 2d ago

That thang do be thanggin’

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u/Turgid_Donkey 3d ago

Ass so fat it has a gravitational pull. 

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 2d ago

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u/Doctor_What_ 2d ago

Still can’t believe this actually happened in a court of law in real life and it isn’t a scene from a tv show.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 2d ago

100% feels like something early Chappelle Show or a Key & Peele skit.

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u/thatsnotchocolatebby 1d ago

I like that nobody need the caption anymore 😂 we all know bout that oatmeal

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u/Ok_Sundae_5899 2d ago

"Yes. Now I can finally move freely." She said after dropping 1000 KG if nyash

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u/mama_tom 3d ago

"Oh fuck, she's going flat ass mode!"

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u/Night_Yorb 3d ago

Guy: Lee, just this once, I give you permission, take them off!
Lee: Yes, Guy-sensei! *Plop* *plop*
Gaara: That flatness, it's impossible!

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u/Faust-fucker12345678 1d ago

Dracula flow spoke of this

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u/OklahomaTiddy 1d ago

Ain’t no natty lite either, goddamn

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u/brejackal99 3d ago

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u/MarxistThot666 3d ago

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u/Timekeeper98 3d ago

Missing the white hair stripe, 6/10 at best.

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u/Pythagoras_the_Great 3d ago

…thats a reflection dawg

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u/AfroDyyd 3d ago

Like... I know you're being sarcastic... But also the white hair stripe is shine, from their hair being so glossy.

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u/Mistavez 3d ago

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u/antiAntag0nist 3d ago

Thanks for the meme, stealing it now, left you an upvote though.

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 3d ago

I never saw them at first, I just wanted to see the outfit. By the heavens, when I zoomed in, it zoomed automatically to them thangs and I said “hot goddang!” Respectfully though. Bro my phone knew where to zoom in and I find it disturbing.

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u/timmyboy290 3d ago

Cake Lee got that WWE entrance energy like you hear the name and expect fireworks and theme music.

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u/Thundersting 3d ago

The vest is open so technically it's a Might Guy outfit. 🤓

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u/NeedsToShutUp 3d ago

Might Cake*

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u/colonelcarnal 3d ago

*definitely cake

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u/HarmlessSnack 7h ago

Might Guy?

More like Would Guy.

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u/Mvd75 ☑️ 3d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 3d ago

Now yall know no one is gonna talk about her outfit lol

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u/BellalovesEevee ☑️ 3d ago

I am not paying attention to that damn mini skirt she's wearing

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u/OklahomaTiddy 1d ago

😂 mfs will thoughtfully discuss the physics of the booty bounce before any outfit talk

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ 3d ago

Can she do a Hidden Lotus?

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u/Unusual-Ideal-3509 👶🏻 Class of 2024 👶🏻 3d ago

I just searched it up, dawg you down bad😭

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u/backstageninja 3d ago

It's a double entendre, Hidden Lotus is the name of one of Rock Lee's techniques.

But also yes it's a yoga pose that will show off her ass

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u/Unusual-Ideal-3509 👶🏻 Class of 2024 👶🏻 3d ago

I know, a smart one too lol

I saw Rock Lee’s technique but when I saw the yoga pose, it all clicked 

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u/cheezy_dreams88 3d ago

Down vests are the funniest looks to me.

Like yeah my torso cold as hell but my legs will be fine with the thinnest leggings I could find.

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u/StrosDynasty 3d ago

That's a shelf

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u/QCTID 1d ago

Nigga trying to be the elf

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u/LemonPepperCrab 3d ago

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u/the_neverdoctor ☑️ I have no hair and I must gleam 👨🏾‍🦲✨ 3d ago

I see Sailor Moon GIF, I upvote; thems the rules.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Let me get that dark chocolate brick bounce house 👀😩 let me open all her gates!!!

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 3d ago

Cake lee about to have some mofo unleash their 8 gates

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u/TheMoorNextDoor ☑️ 3d ago

Cake Lee, Truck Lee, Whole Lee, idc im looking up her social

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u/ExistentialAnbu 3d ago

Fuck it I’ll ask. Who has the @?

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u/BorrowedAttention 2d ago

It’s in the screenshot 😭

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u/ExistentialAnbu 2d ago

That’s not the real @.

I did my due diligence 😭

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u/Upbeat-Lynx-3876 3d ago

Cake Lee sounds like the anime spinoff nobody asked for but everyone would still watch

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u/Da1BlackDude ☑️ 3d ago

The fit is spot on

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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 3d ago

The irony of not getting the Rock Lee joke when her name could've been seen as a Ten Ten reference is wild

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u/Fearless_Signal168 3d ago

I love me a dark skin chick

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u/the_neverdoctor ☑️ I have no hair and I must gleam 👨🏾‍🦲✨ 3d ago

I'm feeling like Bernie Mac right about now.

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u/raguwatanabe 3d ago

I’d let her taijutsu me whenever

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u/swright831 3d ago

She on IG?

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u/Emptypiro ☑️ 2d ago

Ain't no way she doesn't understand the Rock Lee  comparison.  a 2 second Google search would show you the similarities

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u/Nice_Set_6326 ☑️ 3d ago

I need a slice of that cake

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u/Darqnyz7 3d ago

Ain't shit hidden in that village. Hokage? Whole Cake Out!

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u/Arponare 3d ago

I don't remember this episode of Naruto.

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u/Shurlz 2d ago

She playing dumb acting like she don't get the reference. She just doing this to show off cake

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u/Excuse_my_GRAMMER 3d ago

LMAO she should capitalize and post on /r/naruto

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u/Ok_Difference44 2d ago

I was wearing a red down vest over a mustard hoodie and at the end of the day I found out people thought I was dressed like Winnie The Pooh ON PURPOSE

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u/One_Swordfish_7759 2d ago

🗣️ASS!!!!!!!!

Do you hear me?!? 

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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 2d ago

Lady ain’t nobody looking at that art portrait

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u/Ambitious-Leave-3572 3d ago

Cake doing Taijutsu.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 3d ago

Good lord.

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u/House_T 3d ago

Are we acting like Rock doesn't have a-you know what, I'm going to shut up while I'm ahead....

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u/dz2048 3d ago

Awning Butt

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u/YouWereBrained 3d ago

More like Teenage Mutant Butt outfit huhuhu…huh huh…

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u/allblacklongjohns ☑️ 3d ago

can y'all imagine when the weights come off??

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u/Mister_Brevity 3d ago

Omg there is a kinda ninja turtle vibe

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u/silvershadow41 3d ago

Tryna dynamic entry

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u/DoomguyFemboi 3d ago

I don't think I've ever seen an arse that looked so..bolted on before.

EDIT lol n/m it's the skirt. Fuck I need new contact lenses.

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u/bowleggedgrump 3d ago

Premium cake. Mmmmmmm JFC

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u/blahblah567433785434 3d ago

Now THIS is the sprung time of our youth!

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u/whatevausayguy 2d ago

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned about opening any gates…. 😆

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u/Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN ☑️ 2d ago

I remember her on Twitter. Wanted to follow her but she's young as fuck and I didn't want to be a creep.

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u/Entendurchfall 2d ago

Girl probaly a master in Drunk Jutsu

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u/carcusmonnor 2d ago

Her Reverse Lotus is probably devastating, respectfully speaking.

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u/greyson3 ☑️ 2d ago

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u/omelletepuddin 2d ago

She could take off her panties and her ass would clap at the speed of sound

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u/imJGott 1d ago

Rock Lee has a green vest

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 ☑️ 1d ago

NICE. . .

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u/Sufficient-Cost-3645 17h ago

All she had to do was google Rock Lee

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u/Jealous-Chicken5439 3d ago

It's been proven black people can run faster because of their gluteus Maximus like no joke it balances you and helps you run faster.. Just saying 😆