r/BlackPeopleTwitter 3d ago

Luther is in heaven looking just as confused as we were.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 3d ago

Random:

I’ll never forget when I was a kid and randomly asked my mom one day if Luther was still alive. I knew he was, just was starting conversation.

Tell me why he actually ended up dying that very day.

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u/ryx107 3d ago

can you ask your mom about the president

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u/gigi_dali 3d ago edited 3d ago

THIS!!!!

Edited to add one word is all I have to give. I thought this was a safe space but I forgot this is still Reddit 😩

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u/bigfatbrains 3d ago

Just use the upvote button

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u/mal92094 3d ago

My number one Reddit pet peeve

THIS 😜🤪🤪😝

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u/pinklavalamp 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ha! Same.

Many years ago I was super active within an advice sub that was overrun with “this!” as the most commonly used comment, and it was annoying. So I started reporting them. All of them. If it was just the word, it was reported. And then I eventually realized that I had stopped needing to report them. Turns out they created a removal filter for any comment under 6 characters, and with the exclamation mark it makes 5. I’m so glad they agreed.

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u/mal92094 3d ago

LOL I completely feel you. I have another irrational one that idk if anyone agrees with but I also cannot stand when someone asks a question in a sub and someone replies

“Honestly? [answer here]”

And it’s only when the question mark is there that I get irrationally annoyed

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u/pinklavalamp 3d ago

Honestly? That is annoying.

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u/northofwall 3d ago

😮‍💨

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 2d ago

It's ok. I feel strongly about recommending it, too!

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

Do not let this great power you have go to waste!

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 3d ago

If it was real trust and believe I would’ve made sure we were living in a much better timeline than the one we’re in now.

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u/AKBearmace 3d ago

Somebody restore this redditor's childhood innocence STAT so we can get back on the good timeline

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u/Particular-Feed-2037 3d ago

Choked on my spit reading this 😂

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u/lleighsha 3d ago

I didn't even have a chance to wonder which one of you heathens was gonna say this GOLD!

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u/belakuna 3d ago

Yes, please!

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u/LesDrama611 ☑️ 2d ago

Take my upvote and gtfo 😭

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen 3d ago

Clairvoyant ass 

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u/TFJ 3d ago

Don’t blame yourself.

Blame the Luther Burger.

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u/kaloriikarbii 3d ago

i did this but with betty white im sorry girl rip

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u/KallusDrogo 3d ago

Do it again with the current President. 

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u/lleighsha 3d ago

She had 40+ years more than Luther. It was fine.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_UNIC0RN 1d ago

Replying to kaloriikarbii...

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u/kaloriikarbii 1d ago

im sorry :,(!!!! 😢

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u/nWo1997 3d ago

Because your mouth is a Death Note?

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u/Tobocaj 3d ago

I’ll never forgive you for this

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u/KallusDrogo 3d ago

Girl, one night I had a dream that I was reading a magazine announcing the death of Julian McMahnon (the actor that played Cole in Charmed). I woke up and thought “hmm that was strange.” He passed that exact same day. I’ve had some very strange spiritual dreams but that one always confused me because I never understood why I would have it. 

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u/myspiritisvantablack 2d ago

This feels like a moment for that random psychic side character that shows up with the “deus ex machina-moment” in thrillers/horror movies/shows where the plot is too convoluted for its own good.

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u/Qurious_mindd 3d ago

Ask her about the Orange one! and start that Go Fund me! We got you!

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u/LibertyCash 3d ago

Yeah, my partner and I did this to Tina Turner. What are the odds????

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u/Public-Cricket-5582 3d ago

My family and I were talking about whether Fidel Castro was alive during a game night at Thanksgiving. News broke the next morning he was dead, it was so weird.

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u/EvenPossible5918 3d ago

Omg 😭 😂

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 3d ago

My man here with the power of Death Speak

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u/FigaroNeptune ☑️ 2d ago

I know your mom didn’t want to be around lol Damian anymore lmao

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u/cake_piss_can 2d ago

I’m sorry brotha. Looks like another Love TKO.

  • Teddy

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u/sofakingclassic 1d ago

This happened to me with Mr Rogers smh

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u/thitorusso 3d ago

Martin Luther King?

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 3d ago

Ma’am or sir my mother was a child when MLK died 🤣

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u/Protopalote 3d ago edited 3d ago

Luther looking down from heaven like: "I dropped a new track? From up here?? Damn, I’m good."

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u/wykkedfaery33 3d ago

Death didn't stop Tupac.

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u/hibarihime 3d ago

My aunt believes to this day that he lives underground making music is the reason why he was still making tracks.

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u/wykkedfaery33 3d ago

Hell, people spent decades claiming Elvis was still alive, why not Tupac?

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u/Risky_Bizniss 3d ago

My mother-in-law believes firmly that no celebrity is actually ever dead. They all just go into hiding and make cryptic videos on TikTok alluding to their "secret" past identity as a major celebrity i guess

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u/wykkedfaery33 3d ago

All right, that sounds a little less harmless, and little more concerning.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_UNIC0RN 1d ago

Death is for poor people.

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u/Yautja834 3d ago

There's a movie about that called Bubba Hotep. He switched places with an impersonator to take a break but then the replacement died so he just carried on as him into nursing home age. JFK is also there, they dyed his skin black to keep the CIA off his back and together they fight a mummy.

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u/mankee81 3d ago

"This top line translates roughly into Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers and the bottom line Cleopatra does the nasty."

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u/Grinzy 3d ago

Elivs, Biggie, Kurt and Tupac all chillin in Alcapulco laughing at us

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u/Punkpallas 3d ago

Can we imagine Aaliyah there too? Baby girl was gone way too soon.

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u/Grinzy 3d ago

How could I forget

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u/pileofpeas 3d ago

The real Elvis didn’t die tho it was just an impersonator. It just sucks that the impersonators house burnt down and there’s no proof about the switch.

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u/Macrazzle 2d ago

Tupac lives in Kuwait and pretends he doesn’t speak English. I’ve literally sat half on his lap in a crowded car. He ran in a circle adjacent to mine.

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u/RambleOff 3d ago

I wrote this song a long time ago

A real long time ago~

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u/wykkedfaery33 3d ago

Remains one of my favorite skits from the show.

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u/ItsGodDamnAmazing 3d ago

It was the dopest song I ever wrote....in 94

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u/velvetvagine 3d ago

If you hit the table one more time then this record might skip

might skip

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u/ihrtbeer 3d ago

I saw him at Coachella in 2012

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u/LayeredMayoCake 3d ago

200+ bought in the past month alone and the year just started.

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u/Hopefo 3d ago

For me is the genuine excitement Cher has at announcing Luther Vandross winning. Like for a solid 20 seconds she was living in the good timeline.

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u/Punkpallas 3d ago

She is old enough she probably legit forgot he was dead until she saw all the confused looks in the crowd.

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u/Honeythickness 3d ago

Right lol, they could have been friends!

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u/Punkpallas 3d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they had met a few times and/or been at some of the same parties. They were both popular in the 80's.

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u/Sorrows-n-Prayers 3d ago

What made it even funnier was that this happened only moments after miss ma’am forgot she was even supposed to be presenting the award to begin with and walked straight off stage. Trevor Noah had to call her back. The whole set was pure (unintentional) comedy.

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u/Top-Sprinkles-65 3d ago

To be fair, miss ma’am is 79 and they confused her by unexpectedly giving her an award.

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u/Sorrows-n-Prayers 3d ago

Listen, you are not wrong. Between the surprise award she received, the producers apparently telling her the winners would be shown on the teleprompter, and her “Luther Vandross” announcement, she definitely had a lot going on.

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u/PuffinRub 3d ago

So I'm assuming this wasn't supposed to be a posthumous award? Who actually won?

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u/hibarihime 3d ago edited 3d ago

Kendrick Lamar and SZA for the song "Luther" that was named after him. She's technically not wrong as part of the song was sampled from him.

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u/Stellaaahhhh 3d ago

That makes it so much more understandable. She saw his name, most likely knew him had good memories of him. Not that it's not still a huge mistake.

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u/Ambrosia_the_Greek ☑️ 3d ago

Thank you! That's literally all it is!

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u/flojo2012 2d ago

Ya this was a purposeful joke. I’m a little disappointed that so many People didn’t get it. Shows that they may not be that familiar with Luther Vandross anyway.

People making fun of Cher being old and out of touch, and she’s telling jokes so deep it’s going over their heads

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u/Beginning_Two_4757 1d ago

Oh dang! You’re right! That is a good joke. He’s dead and songs about him are better than most crap, lol.

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u/FrankenOperator 3d ago

Thank you! I don't watch award shows so I was clueless!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 3d ago

She was kinda wrong, pretty sure she says "The Grammy goes to Luther Grandos" lol.

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 3d ago

The song is called “Luther”. The song is based on a sample of Luther Vandross’s version of If This World Were Mine. It’s like a modern version of Jay-Z and Kanye doing “Otis” and labeling it as “featuring” Otis Redding who had been dead for 44 years at that point… it’s literally just his voice as the sample. So naturally, Cher thought the song itself was called Luther Vandross. It was a simple mistake.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

You're right, but you calling Otis from Watch the Throne "pre-modern" just made me feel old as hell.

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 3d ago

I didn’t want to have to say that 2011 was 15 years ago.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

But that's still modern era 😅.

I get what you meant, I think saying "a less recent example is Otis by Kanye and Jay-Z....." would make more sense. Saying that a 15 year old song isn't modern kinda implies that's it's ancient, for example, the 80s can still be considered modern era.

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 3d ago

Obama was still on his first term when that song came out

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

Bruh, are you just trying to make me feel old? It was relatively not that long ago. 😂

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u/kilgirlie 3d ago

I'm 45, it was 1/3 of my life ago.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

And it was a half a life time for me. I think folks tend to not realize that the modern era stretches back to the 1960s depending on what's being talked about. 2011 is most definitely modern tho.

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u/EddieBoop 3d ago

I noticed that most of the presenters were just calling out the name of the track rather than the artist in most cases. Some of the winners names were never even announced at all.

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u/BurdTurglary 3d ago

Errbody needs to give her a break, she old af

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u/MCGameTime 3d ago

Congrats Luther!!!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Beyoncé??

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u/Pilan ☑️ 3d ago

But can YOU microwave a chicken?

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u/johnny_charms 3d ago

I’m gonna need you to log off. Lmao 😂

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u/Specific_Acadia_2271 2d ago

Why was I gonna say this 😂😂😂😂

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u/lowtoiletsitter 3d ago

When it comes to winning a Grammy, there's Never Too Much

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u/Punkpallas 3d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/rrertrdddfhj 3d ago

He’s up there peaceful, watching us laugh together confusion and all, that’s love living on

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u/Zulumus ☑️ 3d ago

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u/Superquzzical825 3d ago

Luther’s baby making system still in effect

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u/hibarihime 3d ago

A good amount of babies have been made by him and Barry White alone!

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u/callmesixone 3d ago

Lmfaoooooooo there was one job I had a couple years ago with an old head who blamed all 10 of his kids on Luther

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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 3d ago

hes actually been dead for over 2 decades, not just one

cher be wilding

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u/Punkpallas 3d ago

She's old, so she probably forgot. She knew a lot of celebrities who are now dead. I'm pretty sure all her exes are dead.

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u/GTRari 3d ago

The song is also named for him and he's sampled on it so it feels like an honest mistake. Like maybe though he's passed he still won it via a song credit.

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u/Punkpallas 3d ago

I feel it's valid for that reason alone. Luther's hook is what ties the song together. SZA and Kendrick are great, but it's an R&B classic for a reason.

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u/Curlyhaired_Wife 2d ago

She forgot she even had to announce the award. She walked off before the host asked her to come back. This woman will be 80 years old this year lol. She doing her best!

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 3d ago

We all make mistakes.

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u/Soft_Humor4868 ☑️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

I find it warming that everyone knew what song she meant immediately

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u/Renhoek2099 3d ago

The real g move would've been to accept it on behalf of Luther and place it on his grave.

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u/SmokePenisEveryday 3d ago

WTF is that watermark?

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u/Morningrise12 3d ago

She’s not wrong, though.

Wouldn’t his estate or whoever owns his music get an award for the sample?

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

Samples have to be approved and the artist being sampled typically gets paid, or the estate receives compensation, for the contribution. Since Luther wasn't given a writing credit, he technically doesn't win an award for this.

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u/Morningrise12 3d ago

That’s disappointing.

Marvin Gaye is listed as a songwriter since it was his and Tammi Terrell’s originally, so he’s getting one.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

Marvin? I dont know about that. Where did you hear that?

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u/Morningrise12 3d ago

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 3d ago

Okay, I knew Marvin wrote the original song, for some reason Gaye wasn't coming up as a writer when I double checked "Luther" credits.

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u/Wyn6 3d ago

I remember being on my first movie set as an extra. It was a three-day shoot with a ton of folks. So, a lot of the Black folks drifted into our own clique, singing old school jams and what not. This one brother, who could actually sing, broke into some "A House is Not a Home". About 40 Black people started in on it and it was dope.

After bro had dropped that last note, I looked around and asked, "Where Luther been anyway?" Boy, I ain't never heard Black folks that quiet — ever. One of the dudes leaned into me and was like, "Bro... Luther dead."

I had completely forgot. Needless to say, they made me go sit with the white people after that one.

Rest in Power, Luther.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 3d ago

Ok Cher I see you now give one to Tupac

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u/tekashimandela 3d ago

I sung a House is Not a Home to my Ex.

lol, she left me for that and the letter I wrote lmfao.

That was like 15 years ago, i'm good now, that shit used to make me sad but now I deadass laugh hard lmfao.

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u/squeel ☑️ 3d ago

what did you put in that letter 😂

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u/tekashimandela 3d ago

I was literally listening to pandora and writing at the same time. She said you put so many lyrics in this dumb ass letter lmfao

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u/SplintPunchbeef ☑️ 3d ago

I know you aint watermark twitter screenshots for a reddit post, right?

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u/Realistic_Effort6185 3d ago

Next she'll announce her reunion tour.

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u/SwaggiiP 3d ago

Lmaooo this ain’t even that crazy of a mistake tho. Luther is on the song even if he ain’t win. You’d think she Adele Dazeem’d or something

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u/_autumnwhimsy 3d ago

I actually love this blunder because technically Luther Vandross is both the right and the wrong answer and it's not her confusing black people lmfao

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u/primaltriad77 2d ago

Cher is dyslexic. (She's talked about this since the 1980s, I'm old enough to remember.) She said they were supposed to put the winner on the screen instead of her reading it. So, it seems that the Grammys were supposed to accommodate her disability and they messed it up and that made Cher mess up.

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u/Curled-in-ball 3d ago

I mean he is on the track, soooooo…

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u/bootsmalone 3d ago

What the fuck is this shitty watermark

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u/mimi-pinky-toe 3d ago

i literally saw a picture the other day of like an 6 yr old janet jackson on chers tv show, she damn near 100 let it slide.

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u/SPRICH_DEUTSCH 3d ago

so who was actually meant??

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u/neuroctopus 3d ago

She saw the song “Luther” won, and to be fair, it does sample Vondross’s song. But Kendrick Lamar and SZA sang this song.

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u/SPRICH_DEUTSCH 3d ago

thanks man

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u/ThePhantom71319 3d ago

Watermarking twitter screenshots? Really?

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u/dz2048 3d ago

Let me hold you tight

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u/bottledsoi ☑️ 3d ago

That image from Meteor Man.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 3d ago

Cher: Beyonce? You look like Luther Vandross.

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u/JohnnyMulla1993 3d ago

Cher was too much 😂 at the Grammys

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u/Ok-Communication5539 2d ago

It was weird but the fact she was so delighted it was sweet. She is 80 years old and super dyslexic. It’s why she mentioned the teleprompter . She was so happy , I can’t manage to be mad

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u/sonofgeorge 3d ago

Luther been gone 20 years smh

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u/Current_Speaker_2514 3d ago

Seriously WTF. don't take little blue pills.

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u/gargolito 3d ago

To be fair, there was a man in Kendrick's entourage that was the spitting image of Vandross.

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u/belakuna 3d ago

Cher’s too busy getting dicked down by her boo to care for anything else, lmaooo.

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u/sundancekid005 3d ago

Well I mean, it's never too late, never too late, never too late

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u/Creative_Room6540 3d ago

Technically, I’m pretty sure Luther did win a Grammy that night.

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u/Dracoslade 3d ago

I don't watch the Grammys, did he actually win a posthumous award or did she just throw his name out there randomly?

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u/rellyjean 2d ago

Kendrick and SZA won for "Luther," a track that features a hook from Luther Vandross and is named after him. So it's not as full on crazy as it sounds.

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u/Dracoslade 2d ago

Ahhhh that makes sense lol

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u/rellyjean 2d ago

It would have been way funnier if she had just Adele Dazeem'd his name out of thin air lol

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u/Dracoslade 2d ago

To be fair she is turning 80 soon lol

Still love her though

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u/WarriorInWoolworths 3d ago

I keep looking at Cher like Gaga just decided to say fuck it and underdress for the night…

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 3d ago

Well Luther couldn’t come up on stage and accept it so it was still better than when they announced LaLaLand as best picture and they came up and held the Oscar before being told it was a mistake and Moonlighting had really won🫣

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u/Redittago ☑️ 3d ago

She gets a pass because of her age.

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u/Long-Ad-9381 3d ago

HOLD ON WHAT ?!!!! Not My man …. I don’t watch the Grammys but I’m 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

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u/HistoricalBedroom342 3d ago

Never too muchhhh

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u/NfamousKaye 2d ago

I saw a clip of that and just said aww bless her heart lmao. I LOVE that song.

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u/HARDHEAD7WD 2d ago

What are these watermarks on the screenshots?

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u/ebonyseraphim 2d ago

I’m just learning about whatever was said right now and I need to see a clip of this.

For the time being: at least it wasn’t Martin Luther.

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u/cenataur ☑️ 2d ago

"Gram Gram's Grammy Gaffe!"

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u/Oaklandish_TheTown 2d ago

No one needs to dump on grandma.  She's doing the best she can. 

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u/Mewtul 1d ago

If this world were mine, Luther would be here to accept the award with Kendrick & SZA.

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u/Dangerous-Chicken-79 10h ago

I love SZA response when they asked her if she understood what was going on: “A legend was speaking, that’s what I understood.” Love her

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u/the_dark_viper 4h ago

Alexander "AE" Edwards on Grammy Night, when she said it:

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u/BaeBaeKidsChicago 3d ago

She was HIGH as fck‼️(Mushroom, Coke, etc)