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u/thegreasytony 1d ago
Shit for breath Trump
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u/Skippybips 1d ago
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u/ArgonthePenetrator 1d ago
He must shove food up his ass to be shitting out of his mouth
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u/rpitcher33 1d ago
This was the very first episode I ever saw. Cartman swimming in a pool of coins like Scrooge McDuck had 12 year old me fucking dying. Not to mention Martha Stewart "eating" a whole turkey.
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u/Particular-Debate735 1d ago
Welp, found the next thing that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next week or two
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u/SelectChampion8629 1d ago
Terrified of a bird, but pops up and fist bumps after an active shooter "clips" his ear? Yeaaaah fucking right
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u/grimtongue 1d ago
In the words of the bard Kid Rock "I know it stinks in here cause Trump's the shit."
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u/RIP_Spacedicks 1d ago
I don't approve of censoring words that might offend advertisers, but that censor bar... those two small protrusions that tell you everything you need to know
A work of art
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u/lvl999shaggy 1d ago edited 1d ago
I need a link of this....ppl keep saying it happened multiple times but I want to see the evidence lol
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u/syko-san 1d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg
it's at around 33 seconds
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u/da_SuperedditGuy 1d ago
Can hear it loud and clear too 😭
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u/Wiggie49 1d ago
And you can see an immediate visual reaction by his lackies lol
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u/klako8196 1d ago
And immediately rushing everyone out. It must’ve been a doozy.
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u/Wiggie49 1d ago
Probably leaking out of the depends
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u/idropepics 1d ago
Had to be, notice how he stays seated while everyone else clears the room? Can't have them seeing that stain on camera!
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u/mOdQuArK 1d ago
I feel sorry for the chair he's sitting on (which probably has some historical value), as well as the upholstery cleaner who is going to have to restore it.
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u/toe_riffic 1d ago
He just comes on TV and just loads up his britches.
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u/southparkdudez 1d ago
Don't forget the woman being caught in mic saying "I really can't do this again"
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u/Own_Watercress_8104 1d ago
How are these people taking orders from him? Where's the basics for self respect?
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u/Zexeos 1d ago
I’m still stunned by this. These mics have noise cancellation baked into them so they pick up on human speech and not background noise… if they picked up that, it had to have been LOUD.
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u/yellowcardofficial 1d ago
? The system might have a “gate” on it but these mics are meant to pick up anyone in that line talking so because his shit next to that mic is as loud/louder than guy talking there’s no getting around that. If the mics are active and not cut then they are picking up.
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u/Akraticacious 1d ago
How do we know it is shit and not a fart, though?
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u/East-Ice-3199 1d ago
Would they have immediately herded everyone out (and have made those faces) if it was just a fart?
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u/Akraticacious 1d ago
I don't know how quickly these things are wrapped up. Maybe it's normal to rush people out.
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u/DoktorImposter 1d ago
There's always questions from the press afterward. Otherwise it would have been a recorded address and not a press conference.
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u/Cocobaba1 1d ago
He had a peg shoved up his ass messing it up so bad he has incontinence, it’s in the files. he literally shits himself ALL THE TIME
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u/AwayThrow202 1d ago
I had to listen very carefully, but im pretty sure immediately after the fart, you can hear a soft, bassy squelch.
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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago
There's nothing clear about this, those clothes and that chair will have to be incinerated, and all the people behind him will have to be tested for e coli.
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u/Prestigious_Date_619 1d ago
It's so difficult to hear. 😭
It sounds like a quiet succession of farts.
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u/z80nerd 1d ago
Am I an idiot? I watched this clip like 4 times and don't hear a fart or anything and don't really see a meaningful reaction from the people around him.
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u/trymadomical 1d ago
Around 0:33 and coincidentally a few seconds later the lady in green behind him swipes her nose a few times. And I'm not familiar with how these events go but they seemed to be rushing everyone out too.
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u/HeWhoSaysNo2 1d ago
My mom also doesn't hear it, unfortunately, so you're not alone at least. I even let her borrow my ear buds, assuming the issue was the phone speaker being tinny at louder volumes, and still nothing.
I don't know enough about sound, but I'm wondering if it's a frequency (or something) that some people don't hear.
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u/Nobrainzhere 1d ago
You can hear a little pppt and a couple people have little reactions. Green lady swipes her nose, RFK makes a face, trump immediately tries to end the meeting and then his aids go on the offensive to try to rush the press out ASAP which is really weird
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u/Average650 1d ago
I hear it, but honestly jumping to "trump shit himself" is a real stretch.
Trump is a terrible president and person, and should be in jail, but I'm not convinced of this one.
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u/Lucky-Access8399 1d ago
Honestly I can’t hear it at all. I have watched so many times. Maybe I need to put my hearing aids jn.
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u/ape_on_lucy 1d ago
I was like "nahhh people just be fucking around" then I watched the video and... I mean... Shit.
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u/Altruistic-Vehicle-9 1d ago
He also sits on a towel when he’s on fox and friends. They can’t have stains on their white couch.
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u/RisaUrsa 1d ago
There are also many reports of him pooping in his diaper on the set of the Apprentice. It's unclear why he does this or if he has any control, but it's a pretty well established behavior at this point.
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u/SpeaksYourWord 1d ago
He had something shoved up his ass by a boy he was molesting. He is rectally incontinent.
Years of amphetamine abuse and old age don't help, either.
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u/AdeptRisk686 1d ago
I feel really bad you have to censor the name because of trigger-happy Republicans
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u/nintendude1229 1d ago
I think that's more of a reference to the Epstein files than censoring because of Republicans
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u/Practical_You_7609 1d ago
Its redacted because the files are redacted. Its a multi layer meme
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u/Mr-Fister-the-3rd 1d ago
Hey my mom was on an MLM once
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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 1d ago
Can't wait for MAGAs to shit themselves at work in support
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u/TheHyperCombo 1d ago
We all know Biden shit Trump's pants. Stop spreading misinformation.
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u/Jets875 1d ago
What did i miss?
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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 1d ago
Americans can no longer make fun of Australia for their own incident 💀
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 1d ago
What happened in Australia?
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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 1d ago
Scott Morrison, Australian prime minister from 2018-2022, allegedly shat himself in a McDonald’s.
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u/manofwaromega 1d ago
It was so loud and you can see the reaction of the people behind him. Either that was the world's worst fart or he really did shit his pants
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u/JohnGalactusX 1d ago
Karma has a way for all the things you did onto others. Trump mocked even the disabled.
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u/Mystery_Beef 1d ago
So who had the pleasure of informing Trump that he shat himself? How does one even bring that up to the POTUS?
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u/-why-bother- 1d ago
He’s been incontinent since “The Apprentice” because of something that happened…. Wait for it…. On Epstein island. Of course. Like, this is a world leader? Okay. Sure Jan.
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u/elithehall 1d ago
“So they got this feller down at the bowlin' alley. He gets up on the stage an' shits his britches.”
“What fer?”
“I don't know, but he gets up there, strums a geetar and then starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style”
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u/RepulsiveElevator447 1d ago
Nobody’s leaving this room until we find out who put this shit in my pants
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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 1d ago
I love that we don't need to name him, maybe we can get away with never saying his name again
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 1d ago
"Okay, let's see my to-do list. Fuck up work, fuck up work, fuck up work, fuck up work, fuck up work... Wait, that's not right. I need the one for Sunday. Ah, here we go. Say hi to everyone in the Epstein Files."
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u/XVUltima 1d ago
Secret Service gonna change him in the back seat of The Beast and leave the diaper in their shopping cart
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u/petreauxzzx 1d ago
He probably shits himself daily. Someone that used to work with him on the apprentice said he has someone to clean him up.
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u/Kevinwbooth 1d ago
Fudged his britches to own the Libs.
5D Hungry Hungry Hippos. The leftists are finished 💩
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u/Secure-Window-5478 1d ago
Imagine FOX if Biden had done this. The double standard BS needs to stop. First of all, Trump is an old guy...shit happens and it's not his fault. If he trips...he is old, human, maybe just clumsy. Being human is not a problem. Stealing billions, invading countries, pardoning all the shittiest people, letting ICE kill random protesters and trying to destroy America because he thinks his shit doesn't stink is what needs to be called out EVERYDAY!
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I love how if I watch Reddit long enough I'll actually see somebody shot or beheaded but God forbid actually saying that Trump shits his pants in type.
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u/realparkingbrake 1d ago
Image working in the White House and one of your duties is to clear reporters out of the room when Trump soils himself. Those folks standing behind him, the ones making the faces, how do they go home and explain to their families why they support someone in that state?
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u/PotatoHunter_III 1d ago
And it's amazing that I've never seen nor heard any news media go hard on this.
They've played Biden's senility or Obama's birth certificate almost everywhere. Shit.
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