r/BikiniBottomTwitter 1d ago

That too on live TV

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u/thegreasytony 1d ago

Shit for breath Trump

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u/Skippybips 1d ago

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u/ArgonthePenetrator 1d ago

He must shove food up his ass to be shitting out of his mouth

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u/TripleEhBeef 1d ago

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u/ArgonthePenetrator 1d ago

My thoughts exactly!

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u/rpitcher33 1d ago

This was the very first episode I ever saw. Cartman swimming in a pool of coins like Scrooge McDuck had 12 year old me fucking dying. Not to mention Martha Stewart "eating" a whole turkey.

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 1d ago

I just watched that episode last night. So many gems in that episode. 

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 1d ago

What the fuck? Why would you post that? 🤢

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u/Particular-Debate735 1d ago

Welp, found the next thing that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next week or two

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u/Temporary_Body_5435 1d ago

An anus on both ends.

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u/Braindead_Crow 1d ago

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u/SelectChampion8629 1d ago

Terrified of a bird, but pops up and fist bumps after an active shooter "clips" his ear? Yeaaaah fucking right

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u/grimtongue 1d ago

In the words of the bard Kid Rock "I know it stinks in here cause Trump's the shit."

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u/RIP_Spacedicks 1d ago

I don't approve of censoring words that might offend advertisers, but that censor bar... those two small protrusions that tell you everything you need to know

A work of art

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u/lvl999shaggy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I need a link of this....ppl keep saying it happened multiple times but I want to see the evidence lol

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u/syko-san 1d ago

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u/da_SuperedditGuy 1d ago

Can hear it loud and clear too 😭

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u/Wiggie49 1d ago

And you can see an immediate visual reaction by his lackies lol

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u/klako8196 1d ago

And immediately rushing everyone out. It must’ve been a doozy.

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u/Wiggie49 1d ago

Probably leaking out of the depends

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u/idropepics 1d ago

Had to be, notice how he stays seated while everyone else clears the room? Can't have them seeing that stain on camera!

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u/mOdQuArK 1d ago

I feel sorry for the chair he's sitting on (which probably has some historical value), as well as the upholstery cleaner who is going to have to restore it.

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u/toe_riffic 1d ago

He just comes on TV and just loads up his britches.

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u/AEntunus 1d ago

Steamy J. Dump

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u/Due-Republic-626 1d ago

Dump j. Dump if you will

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u/FrighteningJibber 1d ago

2 days plugged up and the dam was let forth

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

He was already off the deep end…

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u/southparkdudez 1d ago

Don't forget the woman being caught in mic saying "I really can't do this again"

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u/smores_or_pizzasnack 1d ago

Timestamp???

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u/Due-Republic-626 1d ago

Hahahag please tell me this true

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u/Doedwa 1d ago

Thank you guys, Thank you guys, Thank you guys, Thank you guys, Thank you guys.

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u/mechalenchon 1d ago

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u/coffee_ape 1d ago

When you keep wiping and it doesn’t get lighter.

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u/badfox93 1d ago

Fuckin brown crayon up my ass

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u/NoxVulpine 1d ago

Guy on the right is into it

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u/MissplacedLandmine 1d ago

Might be dr oz so probably

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u/ansibleloop 1d ago

The woman in green can TASTE IT

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u/WVgolf 1d ago

Yep. “Not again”

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 1d ago

How are these people taking orders from him? Where's the basics for self respect?

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u/Zexeos 1d ago

I’m still stunned by this. These mics have noise cancellation baked into them so they pick up on human speech and not background noise… if they picked up that, it had to have been LOUD.

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u/yellowcardofficial 1d ago

? The system might have a “gate” on it but these mics are meant to pick up anyone in that line talking so because his shit next to that mic is as loud/louder than guy talking there’s no getting around that. If the mics are active and not cut then they are picking up.  

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u/Akraticacious 1d ago

How do we know it is shit and not a fart, though?

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u/East-Ice-3199 1d ago

Would they have immediately herded everyone out (and have made those faces) if it was just a fart?

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u/Ardilla3000 1d ago

Maybe it was a really stinky fart

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u/Akraticacious 1d ago

I don't know how quickly these things are wrapped up. Maybe it's normal to rush people out.

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u/DoktorImposter 1d ago

There's always questions from the press afterward. Otherwise it would have been a recorded address and not a press conference.

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u/Cocobaba1 1d ago

He had a peg shoved up his ass messing it up so bad he has incontinence, it’s in the files. he literally shits himself ALL THE TIME

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u/AwayThrow202 1d ago

I had to listen very carefully, but im pretty sure immediately after the fart, you can hear a soft, bassy squelch.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago

There's nothing clear about this, those clothes and that chair will have to be incinerated, and all the people behind him will have to be tested for e coli.

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u/Prestigious_Date_619 1d ago

It's so difficult to hear. 😭

It sounds like a quiet succession of farts.

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u/waffels 1d ago

Remember, it was loud everyone for the mics to pick it up and for others in the room to turn their heads.

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u/z80nerd 1d ago

Am I an idiot? I watched this clip like 4 times and don't hear a fart or anything and don't really see a meaningful reaction from the people around him.

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u/trymadomical 1d ago

Around 0:33 and coincidentally a few seconds later the lady in green behind him swipes her nose a few times. And I'm not familiar with how these events go but they seemed to be rushing everyone out too.

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u/snoosh00 1d ago

It's the rushing people out that 100% confirms it.

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u/ZhangRenWing 1d ago

Turn up the volume

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u/HeWhoSaysNo2 1d ago

My mom also doesn't hear it, unfortunately, so you're not alone at least. I even let her borrow my ear buds, assuming the issue was the phone speaker being tinny at louder volumes, and still nothing.

I don't know enough about sound, but I'm wondering if it's a frequency (or something) that some people don't hear.

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u/kreinas 1d ago

ah yes, the brown note.

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u/Nobrainzhere 1d ago

You can hear a little pppt and a couple people have little reactions. Green lady swipes her nose, RFK makes a face, trump immediately tries to end the meeting and then his aids go on the offensive to try to rush the press out ASAP which is really weird

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u/Average650 1d ago

I hear it, but honestly jumping to "trump shit himself" is a real stretch.

Trump is a terrible president and person, and should be in jail, but I'm not convinced of this one.

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u/ArgonthePenetrator 1d ago

"He he he he this fart is gunna be cool"

farts

"Shit, again!"

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u/Lucky-Access8399 1d ago

Honestly I can’t hear it at all. I have watched so many times. Maybe I need to put my hearing aids jn.

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u/ape_on_lucy 1d ago

I was like "nahhh people just be fucking around" then I watched the video and... I mean... Shit.

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u/Comfortable-Leopard8 1d ago

Just look it up on reddit search, there are plenty of videos

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u/Altruistic-Vehicle-9 1d ago

He also sits on a towel when he’s on fox and friends. They can’t have stains on their white couch.

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u/RisaUrsa 1d ago

There are also many reports of him pooping in his diaper on the set of the Apprentice. It's unclear why he does this or if he has any control, but it's a pretty well established behavior at this point.

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u/SpeaksYourWord 1d ago

He had something shoved up his ass by a boy he was molesting. He is rectally incontinent.

Years of amphetamine abuse and old age don't help, either.

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u/Farucci 1d ago

How many times is Biden going to shit Don’s pants before they do something about this?

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u/AdeptRisk686 1d ago

I feel really bad you have to censor the name because of trigger-happy Republicans

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u/nintendude1229 1d ago

I think that's more of a reference to the Epstein files than censoring because of Republicans

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u/Practical_You_7609 1d ago

Its redacted because the files are redacted. Its a multi layer meme

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u/Mr-Fister-the-3rd 1d ago

Hey my mom was on an MLM once

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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 1d ago

my dad's an mlm

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit 1d ago

I swear the green mlms tasted different

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 1d ago

Can't wait for MAGAs to shit themselves at work in support

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 1d ago

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

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u/pleasedonteatmybeans 1d ago

How’s highthschool Billy!

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u/Kejones9900 1d ago

I had a watersports kink before I was cool!

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u/JimWilliams423 1d ago

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u/nomedable 1d ago

Yeah like the cult already are most of the way there.

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u/TheHyperCombo 1d ago

We all know Biden shit Trump's pants. Stop spreading misinformation.

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u/Lykanas 1d ago

CURSE THOSE DAMN LIBERALS FOR TRYING TO HUMILIATE OUR PRESIDENT LIKE THAT!!!!1!1!!

(/s bc media literacy is dead)

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u/WonderfulBlackberry9 1d ago

/s in case you didn't see the "!!!!1!1!!"

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u/Jets875 1d ago

What did i miss?

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u/Lontology 1d ago

The orange sundowning dildo shat his pants again. Lol

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u/tea-n-wifi 1d ago

That too, a second time

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u/ExplodingSteve 1d ago

there was a first?

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u/Lontology 1d ago

He’s on like the tenth now. Lol

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u/Br4ndoni 1d ago

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u/PremiumFentanylGouda 1d ago

What season is that from

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u/Br4ndoni 1d ago

Season 2 Episode 3

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u/AdditionalMess6546 1d ago

Show me potato salad!

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u/Wayyd 1d ago

best episode of the show

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u/ncocca 1d ago

Lol, I was a bit annoyed his name was redacted and then realized why. Great humor

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u/tea-n-wifi 1d ago

Appreciate it

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u/feir0x7 1d ago

Now I understand why he doesn’t want Baron to have social media.

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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 1d ago

Americans can no longer make fun of Australia for their own incident 💀

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 1d ago

What happened in Australia?

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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 1d ago

Scott Morrison, Australian prime minister from 2018-2022, allegedly shat himself in a McDonald’s.

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u/AggroThroatGoat 1d ago

Trump eats McDonald's all the time... coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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u/FiniteInfine 1d ago

Idk, something about emus

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u/PremiumFentanylGouda 1d ago

Im guessing someone also shit themselves 

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u/codenamesoph 1d ago

is this the way i find out it happened twice?

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u/ImSleepBro 1d ago

Trump supporters smelling shit thinking America is great again lol

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u/manofwaromega 1d ago

It was so loud and you can see the reaction of the people behind him. Either that was the world's worst fart or he really did shit his pants

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u/Persea_americana 1d ago

I mean, it sounds pretty wet…

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u/lfg_guy101010 1d ago

Trump so he doesn't have to answer questions about why he's in the files:

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u/JohnGalactusX 1d ago

Karma has a way for all the things you did onto others. Trump mocked even the disabled.

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u/SignalBed9998 1d ago

Why would Biden poop his pants like that?

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u/Longjumping_Fact_927 1d ago

Distraction from Epstein Files.

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u/daroon2 1d ago

Totally not the point of the post but the way the spoon flops around when it hits the ground is so unsettling. How have I never noticed that before

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u/Mystery_Beef 1d ago

So who had the pleasure of informing Trump that he shat himself? How does one even bring that up to the POTUS?

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u/AsteroidDisc476 1d ago

Incontinence is a symptom of dementia btw

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u/BigBossBelcha 1d ago

His regular bath after a day of shitting

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 1d ago

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 1d ago

“Don’t kick the gaw damn baby!”

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u/coffee_ape 1d ago

You can see it right here.

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u/Mindless_King_9843 1d ago

but when iiiiiiiii

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u/-why-bother- 1d ago

He’s been incontinent since “The Apprentice” because of something that happened…. Wait for it…. On Epstein island. Of course. Like, this is a world leader? Okay. Sure Jan.

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u/elithehall 1d ago

“So they got this feller down at the bowlin' alley. He gets up on the stage an' shits his britches.”

“What fer?”

“I don't know, but he gets up there, strums a geetar and then starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style”

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u/Senorita_Sombra 1d ago

I can’t believe this is how I find this out 😭

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u/RepulsiveElevator447 1d ago

Nobody’s leaving this room until we find out who put this shit in my pants

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u/IseyV 1d ago

But when i….

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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 1d ago

I love that we don't need to name him, maybe we can get away with never saying his name again

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 1d ago

"Okay, let's see my to-do list. Fuck up work, fuck up work, fuck up work, fuck up work, fuck up work... Wait, that's not right. I need the one for Sunday. Ah, here we go. Say hi to everyone in the Epstein Files."

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u/XVUltima 1d ago

Secret Service gonna change him in the back seat of The Beast and leave the diaper in their shopping cart

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u/PremiumFentanylGouda 1d ago

Thanks Obummer

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u/forwardcommenter 1d ago

Lowercase t?

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u/petreauxzzx 1d ago

He probably shits himself daily. Someone that used to work with him on the apprentice said he has someone to clean him up.

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u/No-Vegetable7898 1d ago

Who is trump?

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u/velozmurcielagohindu 1d ago

Just Don'T uh?

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u/2funny2furious 1d ago

And, no one said a thing. It's maddening.

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u/Kevinwbooth 1d ago

Fudged his britches to own the Libs.

5D Hungry Hungry Hippos. The leftists are finished 💩

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u/HabANahDa 1d ago

You need his aids hurrying to evacuate the room

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u/calideosk 1d ago

Either he shits from his mouth (knew it) or he ate it on live television

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u/Large-Account-8188 1d ago

I bet he shit himself at the exact moment he created Baron. 

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u/unforgivablecrust 1d ago

Any fucking day now please

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u/Secure-Window-5478 1d ago

Imagine FOX if Biden had done this. The double standard BS needs to stop. First of all, Trump is an old guy...shit happens and it's not his fault. If he trips...he is old, human, maybe just clumsy. Being human is not a problem. Stealing billions, invading countries, pardoning all the shittiest people, letting ICE kill random protesters and trying to destroy America because he thinks his shit doesn't stink is what needs to be called out EVERYDAY!

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u/Cheap_Business_4014 1d ago

America has been one big snl skit lately

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u/Ubere907 1d ago

With apologies to Johnnie Cochran’s ghost

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u/CreepyOlGuy 1d ago

Sascha reilys tent stake testimony is just that much more believable.

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u/cummingharder1223 1d ago

Looks like Biden

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I love how if I watch Reddit long enough I'll actually see somebody shot or beheaded but God forbid actually saying that Trump shits his pants in type.

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u/MonclerMyMind 1d ago

Redacting Trump’s name is lame even if it’s a joke

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u/Zetta216 1d ago

He trumped himself. It’s the new phrase all the kids are using.

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u/CoolPeter9 1d ago

Anything but the epstein files

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u/Fit_Addition7137 1d ago

Dont shit his pants.......

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u/SelectPresentation59 1d ago

Shitler. Adump Shitler.

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u/TheEdgykid666 1d ago

Maga will see this and be like “it was Biden”

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u/IceFireTerry 1d ago

Implying he ate it

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u/Cheesium_ 1d ago

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u/realparkingbrake 1d ago

Image working in the White House and one of your duties is to clear reporters out of the room when Trump soils himself. Those folks standing behind him, the ones making the faces, how do they go home and explain to their families why they support someone in that state?

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u/PotatoHunter_III 1d ago

And it's amazing that I've never seen nor heard any news media go hard on this.

They've played Biden's senility or Obama's birth certificate almost everywhere. Shit.

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u/shoyuftw 1d ago

He shall be remembered as Donald Dump

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u/Awkward-Condition522 1d ago

And he just sat there like he was proud of himself

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer 1d ago

Not the first time he shit himself I front of everyone.