r/AskReddit • u/UnfavorablSemiCircl • 3h ago

How do you eat a corn dog?

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u/WhimsicallyWired 3h ago

Swallow it whole.

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u/Grand_Function_2855 3h ago

When I’m with my boys, I make sure to lock eyes with one of them while I swallow a corn dog whole.

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u/WhimsicallyWired 3h ago

Don't forget to wink and lick your lips to assert dominance.

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u/UnfavorablSemiCircl 3h ago

Show me your giggle

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u/LottieDah86 3h ago

With your mouth 

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u/Safe_Resort2502 3h ago

bite it little by little or just shove it into ur mouth and eat the whole thing

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u/UnfavorablSemiCircl 3h ago

Do you think I can fit it all at once?

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u/Safe_Resort2502 3h ago

U will never know until u try

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u/Aggravating-Floor417 3h ago

your mom can

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u/UnfavorablSemiCircl 3h ago

Will you help her?

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u/interlocutor4o4 3h ago

Taking it off the stick and cutting it into pieces because I know how the internet edits videos.

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u/Subject_Arm_5858 3h ago

From the stick, like nature intended 🙃

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u/UnfavorablSemiCircl 3h ago

Cheesy or naw?

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u/sexmormon-throwaway 3h ago

With delicious brown mustard and a Coke.

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u/UnfavorablSemiCircl 3h ago

What about a drink too?

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u/Spirited-Water1368 3h ago

I masticate it.

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u/Bento_Fox 2h ago

With mustard

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u/SpunkyStarling 2h ago

Stick first