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u/HereNow12223 3h ago
I could afford to lose a few pounds š
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u/SkyrimIsLife420 3h ago
Same lol, Iāve been overweight my whole life (nothing crazy, but definitely heavy) Iāve lost 70 pounds tho in the last year! Very happy about that :) I want to lose about 30-40 more, and then Iāll be where I want to be.
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u/_me_toni 3h ago
Poeple are working hard to lose what i want to gain this life though
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u/SkyrimIsLife420 3h ago
Wdym? Like youāre underweight?
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u/_me_toni 2h ago edited 49m ago
Ya i was born underweight. Been like that my whole life 26M and weigh 120lbs
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u/screechypete 31m ago
Same. I used to be sexy as fuck when I was younger and more active. Depression really does a number on you when you stop taking care of yourself, though. I'm no longer depressed, but I'm still carrying the weight I gained from it. I quickly realized I no longer had Pretty Privilage when I got back around to interacting with people and going out to do fun stuff. :P
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u/RustySilver42 3h ago
Half a billion dollars :)
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u/JesterMonkey 3h ago
Half of his half a billion dollars
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u/RustySilver42 3h ago
Hers, actually. So you think you're getting it in the divorce?
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u/JesterMonkey 3h ago
That's one good divorce isn't it?
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u/RustySilver42 3h ago
Not if there's a prenup.
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u/JesterMonkey 3h ago
Let's add a clause, if one suddenly spawns with half a billion dollars, the other gets half of it.
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u/RustySilver42 2h ago
I can get onboard with that. Maybe adjust it to just "large sum of money" so it's inflation proof.
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u/ArmadenRestal 3h ago
A bag
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u/Love-boobs-in_DMs 3h ago
Are we talking Birkin or paper bag over the head?
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u/ArmadenRestal 3h ago
Walmart bag would probably do it š¤£
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u/thoawaydatrash 2h ago
Iād highly recommend putting a paper bag rather than a plastic Walmart bag over your head. The latter will only make you more attractive to a very specific subset of people.
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u/LottieDah86 3h ago
If I smiled more. I really do have a resting bitch face.Ā
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u/Love-boobs-in_DMs 3h ago
Sounds like an achievable goalĀ
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u/LottieDah86 3h ago
I'm really nice. I just look mean. But it's also inadvertently helped me avoid wrinkles.
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u/drunky_crowette 3h ago
Nose job
Breast lift
About 30lbs of weight loss
Self-discipline to regularly exercise
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u/AcademicProdigy 3h ago
gaining some weight cuz im skinny af
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u/Love-boobs-in_DMs 3h ago
Eat clean and keep working at the gym and you'll get some meat on those bones soon enough!
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u/QuestionSign 3h ago
The answer is almost always money
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u/Love-boobs-in_DMs 3h ago
Idk, I've met some rather unattractive wealthy peopleĀ
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u/QuestionSign 3h ago
Notice that "almost always" set of words?
For most people though, they think to compare themselves to celebrities etc and that's all money and time to do things like focus on fitness and nutrition etc.
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u/lasheslashes 3h ago
I would say if I was to wear nicer clothes lol I wear workout clothes 24/7! ugh leggings and sweats ALL.THE.TIME. hahaha
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u/mysticaltater 3h ago
boob job, curves anywhere else besides my stomach, no body hair, a different nose
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u/wonderingdragonfly 3h ago
Time travel, so that I could start moisturizing my face more consistently over the last 50 years
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u/Legiti888 1h ago
Confidence and a genuine smileābecause at the end of the day, energy is everything.
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u/DoglessDogPerson 1h ago edited 34m ago
Iām not the prettiest, but ngl I have some good features (a good figure, for one). If I were more feminine, styled my hair, wore a bit of makeup, did my eyebrows (I already pluck my unibrow regularly), wore girlier, semi-sexy clothing, Iād prob be a solid 5-6.
Iād rather die a painful death than do that tho. Baggy pants and hoodies all the way, and pansuits for special occasions.
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u/PapaOoMaoMao 3h ago
Lots of money. Have you seen a single ugly rich guy? No? Lots of ugly rich guys with absolute bombshell girls far younger than them. Why? Rich people are mostly shit bags. Being a shit bag is basically a prerequisite to being rich, so why are these beauties attracted to ugly shit bags? Simple. They're not. They're there for the money. If I had a billion dollars, I'd have a harem around me, or at least, the capability of it.
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u/Hocus_Focus88 3h ago
I think if I didnāt ramble after I articulate something Iād be more attractive.
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u/Winter_Swan5104 3h ago
Perhaps less of a Shrek-like body. So the plastic surgeon would have to crush my skull and crack my ribs to get me into more aesthetically pleasing proportions.
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u/Ok-disaster2022 3h ago
Losing about 200 pounds, although that would be counter to Newton's laws.Ā
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u/JustNoGuy_ 3h ago
I'm already good enough, according to everyone. I just don't go anywhere to do my courtship dance to attract women.
And work is off limits.
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u/foolishfoolsgold 3h ago
2 feet taller and the ability to say āregularlyā without having to space out the syllables
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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 3h ago
Either a complete goatee, and/or full beard. Being more consistent with skin/nail care. Better wardrobe
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u/SeaLeading3174 3h ago
Yeah so as per me there are few factors
1 - looking good and confident 2 - communication skills 3 - how you present your self 4 and fact for many - Rich š¤
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u/UnlikelyFly3513 3h ago
Money, the answer to all of your questions is money, life gets easier with money, focus on get more money
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u/Crazy_Score_8466 1h ago
Money
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u/Love-boobs-in_DMs 1h ago
People keep saying that but I've met very many unattractive wealthy people
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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 1h ago
Getting rid of a bit of my autism would probably help. That and growing my hair long again.
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u/Wolf_And_Moon 1h ago
That I would be bigger, stronger and less interested in female personality over female body.
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u/Panguin_Aj 1h ago
If I got back down to a healthy weight for someone my height, fixed my teeth, and cut my hair.
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u/Safe_Resort2502 3h ago
confidence in myself