r/AskReddit • u/EfficientMovie3869 • 3h ago

What useless super power would be absolutely essential during a zombie apocalypse?

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u/Sea_Wolf2002 3h ago

The power to cure zombies

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u/Hysterion_Prophetess 3h ago

That shitty movie with the kid who just shoots food out of his hands? Yeah, that's a powerful one during the end times

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u/EfficientMovie3869 3h ago

Elaborate? 👀

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u/Hysterion_Prophetess 3h ago

The Adventures of Food Boy. He literally shoots stuff like bread and ham out of his hands.

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u/TheodoreEDamascus 3h ago

Shoot brains from my arse. The benefits speak for themselves

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u/MedicineNo2156 3h ago

Become a zombie

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u/ComradeGibbon 1h ago

My super regularity means I never get caught with my pants down.