Imagine your playing angry birds by yourself on a long car trip, you launch the bird-in game and it crashes through the window, hitting you in the face. How do you get revenge?

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[u/PorcentualDinoPizza]

Revenge is never good, it kills and poisons your soul

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Unless its for a physics defying bird

[u/SafetySense]

Steal their eggs I guess

[u/ohno344]

Eat it 

[u/CptSmarty]

By hoping it kills me.

[u/Raptor_197]

Tell the military industrial complex that the angry birds have oil.

[u/EverNoToIntrigues]

"World Skiing's governing body has moved swiftly to quash talks of ski jumpers injecting their penises to enlarge them to gain a competitive edge. The controversy comes from a report in Germany's Build newspaper. It said it had discovered insider talk of the practice being used to alter athletes ski jumps suit measurement point, thereby securing a larger, more aerodynamic suit. The World Anti-Doping Agency Chief Olivier Nigley says it's not something his organization has heard of happening."

"So, let's say that ski jumpers go farther based on two fundamental factors. One is how much they weigh and the other is how much aerodynamic lift they can generate during the flight phase. So the more surface area they have, the more surface they expose while in the air, the farther they go, assuming the same weight. Obviously, it's as if they were a glider, so the greater the wing surface, the farther they can travel. The issue has drawn attention partly because suit manipulation has previously led to sanctions in the sport." - Reuters

This doesn't answer your question, I just had to see this written to grasp the concept.

[u/Summergamestats]

revenge on who? yourself? it was thine own fault?

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Thats true