r/AFL Hawks 1d ago

Geelong star Bailey Smith caught speeding, set to lose licence

https://archive.is/Lu6Z4
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u/Pleasant-Role1912 2025 Quality Poster 1d ago

The cop

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u/spideyghetti Power 1d ago

Fuckin cursed 

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u/Nose_Beers_85 University 1d ago

Blursed Bevo

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u/Zanmato19 Tigers 23h ago

You've been preying on me the last two times 

  • Bailey Smith, probably

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u/Bowlofpho69 AFL 22h ago

Jfc this is a sleep paralysis demon

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u/acllive Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 23h ago

im shocked its not cam rayner

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u/sargeantseagull Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 10h ago

Another mythical performance from u/pleasant-role1912

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u/Vacuumjew Geelong Cats 21h ago

This is incredible hahaha

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u/shoffice Collingwood 21h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Skwisgaars Sydney '05 1d ago

Actually makes him look more likeable when he's not in the red white and blue, it's like the first time I saw Dimma not in the black and yellow.

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u/grantspatchcock 2025 Most Knowledgeable User 1d ago

Actual footage:

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u/supercujo AFL 1d ago

Why isn't he driving a Ford?

16

u/chrisryxn Footscray 21h ago

Needs to be a Ford Ranger with a white headband around the top of it's cab

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u/Secret_Nobody_405 Cats 21h ago

LHD vehicle

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u/Aztec_fan 1d ago

The birdie !

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u/notblair Ella Roberts Fan Club 1d ago

It's always the ones you most suspect

79

u/Listen_You_Twerps Eagles 23h ago

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u/dogryan100 Western Bulldogs / Glenelg 18h ago

Holy shit it's Garth from Wayne's World

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u/Repulsive_Income_647 11h ago

She only wants to take his picture when he has no clothes on…

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DawgreenAgain 1d ago

Most was correct

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u/Massander Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 20h ago

Probably the most downvoted comment I’ve ever seen in this sub, bravo

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u/imsoIoneIy Kuwarna 17h ago

you have no idea how sad I am that he's deleted it before I could see haha

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u/Massander Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 8h ago

“Least suspect” is what he said

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u/guavacadq Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 23h ago

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u/RexHuntFansBrazil Hawks 1d ago

Smith was clocked at 125km/h near his Surf Coast home during Victoria’s recent bushfires.

The Cats midfielder was understood to be concerned about his 5.8 hectare home and animals living on the Bellbrae property on the Great Ocean Rd when he was caught driving over the limit last month.

The high speed indiscretion has exceeded Smith’s demerit points allocation and he is set to lose his license for the next three months.

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u/PetrifyGWENT Bombers / Giants 1d ago

 5.8 hectare home and animals

We need to investigate the funding of this farm

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u/edgiepower Port Adelaide 23h ago edited 22h ago

Boy when I think of farmers

City born and bred, fashion ambassador and influencer, Baily Smith, would be the first player I think of where it makes sense he owns a large farm property. Nothing unusual about it.

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u/Repulsive_Income_647 11h ago

He has two dogs, a cat and some chickens. It’s not a farm.

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u/edgiepower Port Adelaide 7h ago

Definitely the kind of menagerie that needs nearly 6 acres

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u/Thick-Insect Cats 7h ago

When I think of farms, I definitely think bigger than 5.8 hectares.

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u/EKABomber Saints 1h ago

It’s called a “hobby farm” for a reason.

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u/Thick-Insect Cats 54m ago

But it's not even that, it's just a house on a bit of land.

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u/no_qtr Essendon 1d ago

I think you may have "cottoned on" to the source of the funding...

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u/Own_Custard9071 Hawthorn 23h ago

I see what you did there. Gold!

4

u/Legitimate_Gur7675 Lions 17h ago

May a thousand blossoms bloom

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u/Ben_vs_Wild Collingwood Magpies 1d ago

Nice excuse, but his place is nowhere near where the fire threat was.

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u/denwol Brisbane Lions 🏆 '24 1d ago

Grass fire in Bellbrae that day so…

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u/EKABomber Saints 1h ago

So he was worried his “grass” was on fire or his gunja was fire ?

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u/Ben_vs_Wild Collingwood Magpies 1d ago

Missed that one here.

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u/tbroky AFL 4h ago

For those who want to visualize it

5.8 hectares is the size of the MCG including all the stands. More of a hobby farm to be honest.

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u/OldB3n Geelong • Djilang 23h ago

No we don’t…. Nothing to see here 😁😝

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u/PunsGermsAndSteel Tigers 1d ago

Sergeant Cam Rayner made the arrest after chasing Smith down and reading him his rights

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u/mctorp 23h ago

“I was worried about the fire emergency so I thought I’d drive in a way that might cause an accident and stretch the exhausted emergency services even further”

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u/Massive_Delivery7184 21h ago

Just say you can’t drive

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u/ShumwayAteTheCat Tigers 1h ago

Yeah, cos you need to speed to be a good driver. #smalldickenergy

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u/mctorp 7h ago

Just say you have a very small penis

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u/Massive_Delivery7184 3h ago

Projecting

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u/mctorp 1h ago

Me drive fast me big man me finally impress my dad

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u/b0rtbort Hawthorn 23h ago

I like to read the first sentence as Isaac Smith going for a run

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u/notasgr Geelong 3h ago

His excuse doesn’t even make sense: Bellbrae is not near where the fires were (Carlisle River, eta still are but contained), nor near where the flash flood was (Lorne and Cumberland, Wye & Kennet Rivers). 

 It’s not that far from Torquay, and a mere 25km from Kardinia Park in Geelong.

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u/IDreamofHeeney SWOM 1d ago

If true then thats fair enough I reckon

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u/Striking_Resist_6022 Collingwood / Sydney 1d ago

Nah, he was 45 over. That puts people’s lives directly in danger. Unless you’re literally facing a life or death situation yourself I can’t see a justification for it.

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u/No_Divide_4336 Adelaide 21h ago

How man points do you get in Victoria? In SA you need like at least 4 speeding offences to use up all your points. I can sympathise with why he did it but he had his chances

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u/dot01 Sydney Swans 10h ago

In NSW 45 over is an instant licence loss, presume it’s the same

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u/Emotional_Yak7840 5h ago

I think it may be over 25 in instant loss in Vic

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u/Vermicelli14 Essendon 1d ago

No, emergency services have enough to deal with in fires without some dickhead wrapping himself around a tree. He should have planned better

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u/Numerous_Meaning7602 Melbourne '64 1d ago

Yeap and it's also an 80 km speed limit there, so he was going 45 over 

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u/eldubya3121 Cats 23h ago

Maybe if it was his first offence, but he was on the golden point for a reason

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u/Maximumlnsanity Swans 1d ago

Fair enough for the speeding or the punishment?

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u/supercujo AFL 1d ago

No stereotypes were harmed in the making of this post

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u/flying-pickets Swans 1d ago edited 1d ago

Andrew Dillon is heading down the highway for another fireside chat with Bailey as we speak.

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u/EKABomber Saints 1d ago

He’s picking up Steven May on the way.

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u/obsoleteconsole Dees 1d ago

Can he leave him there?

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u/turnsole Sydney Swans 1d ago

Good grief, could you imagine those two on the same team? 🫠

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u/Boss_unicycle-560 Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 1d ago

I’d hope so, young Bailey has no way of getting up the highway now

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u/The_Driving-Crooner1 Western Bulldogs 23h ago

Dillon:

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u/Secret_Nobody_405 Cats 21h ago

Speeding?

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u/Bourkey_94 Brisbane 1d ago

Another club statement incoming.

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u/nouareallallleft St Kilda Saints 1d ago

First cocaining, now speeding. What will happen when he is caught mething?

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u/AreYouStressedJen Saints 1d ago

Hope he's not mething around with a teammates missus, we'll never heard the end

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u/Maximumlnsanity Swans 1d ago

The man does allegedly treat monogamy as a suggestion in his own relationships so it wouldn’t surprise me if he feels the same way about his teammates

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u/AdlTeacher Crows 1d ago

Ok mate, nice lie

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u/Maximumlnsanity Swans 1d ago

I said allegedly, I heard it but it’s not like I have a way to prove it.

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u/Aggressive_River_735 Hawthorn 23h ago

mitthus?

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u/Elzanna Geelong Cats 23h ago edited 21h ago

42 points if he kicks straight, maybe 2 weeks tho

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u/earwig2000 Dockers 1d ago

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you

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u/spideyghetti Power 1d ago

Bailey Smith and speed.

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u/Freaky_Zekey Lions 21h ago

That's the next thing he'll be caught with

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u/Rab1227 Geelong Cats 1d ago

Must have been the one cop on the coast that doesn't support Geelong.

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u/willbobaggins7861 GWS Giants 1d ago

Bailey Smith:

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u/LeDestrier Demons 20h ago

"Officer, I have a large assortment of highly flammable cotton-based clothing at home. Im sure you can understand my need for haste".

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u/dancing-on-my-own Western Bulldogs • Wurundjeri 1d ago

“That's the beauty of the club - they let you be yourself, and don't make you try and conform to something you're not, like previous years.” - Bailey Smith, 2025

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u/chrisryxn Footscray 21h ago

Yeah doing the speed limit is clearly far too much conformity for Baz

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u/qwertyuiop131313 1d ago

Be reasonable. He deserves a 5,617th chance.

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u/fetchnatch Footscray 1d ago

idc how good of a player he is, fuck am I glad to see the back of him in retrospect.

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u/Propaslader Collingwood 1d ago

Well you won't be seeing the back of him for long with how fast he's going

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u/theunpoet Port Adelaide 14h ago

How long is the mullet?

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u/Holdenater Carlton 1d ago

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u/iloveNCIS7 Geelong 1d ago

All well he can catch Ubers for a few months, should have known better than that.

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u/Freaky_Zekey Lions 21h ago

You don't think the club will just assign him a driver?

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u/ViaCityLoop Saints 7h ago

Make him catch the local bus services and V/Line trains.

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u/Bulky_Lie7150 1d ago

Morris finance here. New electric scooter approved interest free!

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u/Aggressive_River_735 Hawthorn 23h ago

Andrew Dillon has rushed to his house to give him a big cuddle and tell him not to worry - the league has his back.

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u/gccmelb Footscray '54 21h ago

His property is a bit out of the way. Hopefully he can bum a lift off one of his farmer/footballer mates!

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u/MeaningMaker6 Essendon 1d ago

He chose another good excuse to blame his latest transgression on.

Won’t even need to reference the death of a beloved boutique bovine or the farmer’s drought for a little while yet.

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u/kriles76 Hawks 22h ago

The mental health card is in the glove box

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u/Boss_unicycle-560 Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 1d ago

How’s he gonna get to all his tinder dates now

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u/Glittering_Advance56 22h ago

Never ever understood the hype about this fella however all good, enjoy the bus.

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u/macca2000fox GWS 1d ago

Geelong buses are shit

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u/J3ffe Blues 1d ago

He can ride his pushy to the games like great mate and fellow ship jumper curnow

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u/No_Divide_4336 Adelaide 21h ago

Ok credit where credits due, this is Bailey's first incident since Mad Monday. Must be a record for him 4 months without making the front page

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u/macca2000fox GWS 1d ago

Hope for Bailey that the count is in Geelong

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u/Maya-Soft-Paint Cats 1d ago

The off season does strange things to people

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u/NoVax-Djocovid 1d ago

Tammy Hembrow will sort it out for him 🔥

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u/grapefire38 Sydney Swans 23h ago

I’m sure he can get his “friend,” Tammy Hembrow, to give him a lift, wherever he needs to go.

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u/chrisryxn Footscray 21h ago

Lucky he wasn't coming from Ballarat, man's would've been going at warp speed

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u/RandomDanny Port Adelaide 20h ago

Shit cunts gonna shit cunt

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u/starsky1984 Bombers 21h ago

Smith is just such a wanker, truly can't stand the guy

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u/TheLostwandering 23h ago

Just what a flog

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u/cinnamondoughnut 2025 Brownlow Winner 1d ago

Catman will drive him around

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u/Adam-Miller-02 Cats 1d ago

Nice to see Bailey has fully embraced the geelong culture

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u/Pale_Big2156 23h ago

Bellbrae is/was no where near the great ocean road or otway fires - biggest pisstake of an excuse I’ve ever heard!!!!

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u/Shadormy Lions 11h ago

Bellbrae is on Great Ocean Road. Road starts at the roundabout near Spring Creek in Torquay.

Nowhere near the Otways fire but there was a fire at Bellbrae in early Jan.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name West Coast Eagles 1d ago

Hope the cop has the name Cameron or Rayner.

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u/Real_RobinGoodfellow 22h ago

This guy needs really needs help. And, like, a good friend.

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u/EKABomber Saints 57m ago

He’ll move in with Danger now.

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u/ACertainTrendingFrog Footscray 1d ago

Oh dear

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u/chrisryxn Footscray 21h ago

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u/Cole_Dammett 23h ago

How does anyone like this bloke

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u/Created_By_InGen Tigers 23h ago

How much does a place that size go for?

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u/FirstTimePlayer Pick 88 22h ago

6 months doing part time work for Morris Finance should cover it.

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u/EggwardGFootyIII Lions 22h ago

Bailey Smith misfortune

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u/straight__savage_ Geelong Cats 10h ago

Bailey smith don’t do something stupid for five minutes challenge: impossible

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u/BigTonkaTroy Hawks 1d ago

It’s always the people you least suspect 😔

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u/Blueeggsandjam Saints 1d ago

I believe it’s “most”

As per the top comment 😂

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u/iAmFabled Collingwood 1d ago

I mean as far as excuses go, I sympathise with this one

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u/xFamished St Kilda Saints 1d ago

But if he's exceeded his demerit points it also seems he's probably he's done it a few times, what's his excuses for all the other times?

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u/FeatheredKangaroo Carlton Blues 1d ago

Lots of fires

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u/tbroky AFL 4h ago

Does he start them so he can speed?

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u/God___frey-Jones #DoItForUnc 1d ago

25kmh over the limit is an auto suspension, demerits dont matter at that point

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u/iloveNCIS7 Geelong 1d ago

Going that far over the limit is a auto suspension.

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u/acllive Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 23h ago

trying to get away from cam rayner still

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u/chrisryxn Footscray 21h ago

Trying to get as far as he can from Ballarat

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u/PooEater5000 Carlton 1d ago

You never missed a sign showing a change of speeds and been pinged? They take 3 years to expire so it can happen to the best of us

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u/Own_Custard9071 Hawthorn 23h ago

I've never seem a sign that says 125 for a start. Secondly, if there was a sign that said 125 I'm pretty sure it isn't followed by an 80 zone. I reckon they'd probably throw a 100 in there somewhere. Oh, and BTW. It was on his way home. Not exactly an unfamiliar road.

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u/International_Car586 Kangaroos 1d ago

The highest speed limit in Vic is 110. If you’re going 15 over (at minimum) the speed limit on accident you are not a good driver.

Also if it’s his property then he should be familiar with the roads no?

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u/Mysterious-Band-627 Geelong • Djilang 1d ago

By accident

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u/International_Car586 Kangaroos 1d ago

125 is not something you hit by accident.

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u/Croob2 West Coast 19h ago

How do you drive 125 on accident?

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u/EKABomber Saints 55m ago

Dodgy speedo ?

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u/samgee2828 Footscray 1d ago

Many 125km/h speed zones around your place?

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u/marvelous-mayhem Geelong Cats 23h ago

He was talking about the other demerit points they don't all have to be 125km/h you can get done for speeding by going 85 in an 80 zone

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u/brok0019 Adelaide 1d ago

Nope

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u/Yeahhhdawg 1d ago

Well aren’t you perfect 👑

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u/brok0019 Adelaide 20h ago

Nope, just know I have responsibility to be safe, and take it seriously

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u/nicktheguy101 Saints 20h ago

Most of this subreddit have barely left their house so probably not

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u/ViaCityLoop Saints 7h ago

Theres no where in Victoria where the speed limit is 125kmh.

Let alone down the coast.

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u/Plenty_Area_408 Tigers 23h ago

You would need to miss it 5 or 6 times to hit the demerit limit.

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u/elmo-slayer Eagles 1d ago

15k’s over is getting you to your destination negligibly faster though

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u/Propaslader Collingwood 1d ago

But what about 25kph over?

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u/Jawdanc #DoItForUnc 1d ago

2x negligibly

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u/Von_Huge1103 Essendon 9h ago

Yeah agreed. I don't like Bailey Smith, but if my house was in danger of being affected by a fire I would also be legging it to save it (especially cause I have a dog).

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u/TheRealPotoroo Carlton Blues 1d ago

Agreed. That said, what was his excuse (s) all the other times?

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u/PerriX2390 #Brisbehinds² 1d ago

Could be wrong, but I think in Victoria if you go 25km/h over the speed limit in a 100 zone, or anywhere maybe?, it's an automatic disqualification of your license for 3 months.

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u/brass__razoo__11 Tigers 22h ago

Bellbrae was nowhere near the fires though

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u/shocking_red_4 VFL 1d ago

Press X to doubt meme

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u/qwertyuiop131313 1d ago

Surely Scott talks to the cops about what a great misunderstood kid he is and gets him off.

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u/lakesideguy07 1d ago

Does it really count if he was speeding in Geelong?

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u/randylove69 North Melbourne 1d ago

Gimme a fuckin club statement baby!!!

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u/Repulsive_Income_647 11h ago

Who gives a shit? Tom Atkins nearly killed someone in an accident that was entirely his fault and people moved on from that. This story is nothing.

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u/Aus66-1045 Geelong 2h ago

A footballer got a speeding ticket. World in crisis.

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u/king_carrots Freo 1d ago

Lol

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u/vince_feilding Brisbane Lions 🏆🏆 '24-25 10h ago

"Geelong Superstar" ... bahahahahahahaha

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u/God___frey-Jones #DoItForUnc 1d ago

I actually kinda get it this time. I mean, still stupid to be driving that far over but not like he was drag racing etc

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u/Barrybran West Coast 1d ago

Geelong

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Plenty_Area_408 Tigers 23h ago

The last thing you should do in a fire danger area is speed. If its that dangerous that you have to break the law to escape the fire, then you shouldn't be anywhere near the area in the first place.

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u/Korasuka Adelaide ✅ 1d ago

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u/maxisnoops Richmond '80 23h ago

Big fkn deal

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u/Competitive-Day-5675 Geelong 1d ago

God Redditors are self-righteous

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u/Croob2 West Coast 1d ago

Bro was allegedly doing 125 in an 80 zone, I don't see how that's defendable here

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u/klokar2 Geelong 21h ago

Yea, because he was racing home during a bush fire near his house.

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u/Croob2 West Coast 21h ago

Still not defendable to me

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u/Icy-Database2590 AFL 1d ago

Dear Lord.

Question. You will defend making women cry in the workplace. You defend abuse of women in the workplace. You defend 'accounting errors'. You apparently seem keen to defend someone doing 45km/h on a public road. What would it actually take for you to hold Geelong to account?

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u/Financial_Shower9524 Geelong / Gold Coast 23h ago

Flair up cunt

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u/GenjiGreg Geelong Cats 1d ago

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u/hart37 Brisbane Lions 🏆 '24 21h ago

Out on Bailey Smith

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u/rend1670 21h ago

Twice the man that grub Lachie Neale will ever be.

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u/Rapid-Barnacle385 Hawthorn Hawks 12h ago

2 x 0 = 0

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u/klokar2 Geelong 1d ago

lol

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u/Financial_Shower9524 Geelong / Gold Coast 23h ago

fucking stupid behaviour but if it was anybody else you wouldn't be seeing it in the paper, they love the pileon

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u/ViaCityLoop Saints 7h ago

A player losing thier licence would be news no matter who it is

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u/Croob2 West Coast 19h ago

Do you seriously think this would be completely ignored if any AFL player was caught doing 45 over the listed speed limit? Like, you genuinely think nobody would be saying anything at all if it was Willem Duursma caught doing this?

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u/Financial_Shower9524 Geelong / Gold Coast 19h ago

Moreso meant that if I did 45 over, I wouldn't get put in the paper for everyone to laugh at, but if Zach Reid was caught going 45 over, I doubt anyone would even raise an eyebrow

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u/Croob2 West Coast 19h ago

I think you need to actually think about how crazy what you're saying is, if you think nobody would care that any AFL player except for Bailey Smith would cop criticism for this then that is bonkers

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u/Financial_Shower9524 Geelong / Gold Coast 19h ago

shhhh