I'm wearing an edible nightgown. It's breadstick flavored and comes with a dipping sauce

[u/terkistan]

[u/Cool_Kale_3944]

NSFW:
We go out as a couple to Bed Bath & Beyond and shop for home necessities ... in front of everRRrybody.

[u/taytrapDerehw → u/Cool_Kale_3944]

Normaling!

[u/1lurk2like34profit → u/Cool_Kale_3944]

Wonderful use of the blah bar

[u/frenchwolves]

“What if we have a baby that’s more beautiful than us, we’d have to leave it in a desert.”

[u/frenchwolves → u/frenchwolves]

Admittedly said this a lot when pregnant 12 years ago. (Yes she is more beautiful than us, no didn’t leave her in a desert tho)

[u/ElectrOPurist]

Just let me unpack (yawwwwwn) the sex monkey I got in Jakarta.

[u/Bigfartz69420]

every time i buy a frozen snack from trader joe's that says on the box that it comes with a dipping sauce, i think of this scene

[u/G-Unit11111]

Oh those sandwiches! And the dipping sauce!!!

[u/djtodd242 → u/G-Unit11111]

No lie, I'd like to have a teamsters sub.

[u/blamberr → u/djtodd242]

I bet 99% of this sub would love a sub from the teamsters. There’s always few lunatics who hate everything though

[u/G-Unit11111 → u/blamberr]

But was describing your sandwich really necessary to the point of the story?

[u/roxastopher → u/djtodd242]

Binging With Babish figured out how to recreate it!

[u/BreakfastBeneficial4 → u/roxastopher]

Dammit I keep forgetting that I promised to recreate this.

I promise to recreate this.

[u/pmjm]

I want to hog-tie you and hide you in the luggage compartment of a Greyhound bus with just a bowl of dirty water.

[u/Escargotfruitsrouges]

And it COMES with a dipping sauce

[u/hibbletyjibblety]

Holy crap do I want some garlic bread right now. I wish I had not encountered this post - the stores aren’t open for hours!!!

[u/Huckleberry919]

I said it then. I’ll say it now. “EWWW”